Women Arrested for Hiding Stolen Watches in their Vaginas - Polidicks

Elaborate heist: [URL]http://www.mediaite.com/tv/women-hid-stolen-watches-in-their-vaginas-in-bizarre-vegas-heist/[/URL] [QUOTE]In what has to be the strangest crime story of the week, three women in Las Vegas have been arrested after reported seducing some tourist men, stealing their watches and then smuggling them out of the Encore hotel and casino in their vaginas. [B]Bryanna Warren[/B], [B]Trinity Kennard[/B] and [B]Charmella Triggs[/B] were all charged with burglary, conspiracy to commit grand larceny and conspiracy to commit robbery. The victims and perpetrators reportedly engaged in sexual acts in the hotel room. When one of the men tried to chase the women into the hall after releasing the watches were missing, Triggs reportedly pulled a stun gun on him. Police were able to catch the women after viewing elevator surveillance video that showed them inserting the watches into their bodies. “I thought when stuff like this happens it’s just like a personal thing. I didn’t think police would get involved and I could go to jail,” Kennard told a reporter for KNTV in a jailhouse interview. She expressed surprise that the way she and her friends tried to take the watches out of the hotel was the element of the story that was capturing the public’s interest.[/QUOTE]

So they were snatching with their snatch? Got it.

[quote]after releasing the watches were missing[/quote] I'm releasing that the author of this article isn't big on proof-reading.

[QUOTE=Sgt. Lulz;45848284]So they were snatching with their snatch? Got it.[/QUOTE] They snatched a watch with the snatch [sp]several times[/sp]

Wouldn't that hurt?

What kind of watches were they? I hope they were at least hover end Rolex or Audemars Piguet or something.

If you can't do the time, don't shove the tool for indicating it up your twat.

If I had a vagina I'd hide dicks up it.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/JxxQF5W.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Drewsko;45848317]Wouldn't that hurt?[/QUOTE] After countless hours researching what women can put into their vagina on adult video websites I would assume it doesn't.

Hot.

[QUOTE=proch;45848391]If I had a vagina I'd hide dicks up it.[/QUOTE] Get snatched

If they stole the watches after sleeping with dudes, why would they even need to shove em up there? They could have just stowed the watches in their purses.

[IMG]http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/255/e/1/michael_rosen_by_abolognasandvich-d49njtq.jpg[/IMG] We played cops and smugglers, and I had to get the watches past the customs. I know, I said, I'll put it in my snatch! Dave said, if that's true, how come [sp]you're reading this in my voice?[/sp]

Without looking at their mugshots, I'm going to field a guess that all three were black. [I] Bryanna, Trinity, Charmella[/I]. Edit: [IMG]http://static01.mediaite.com/med/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Screen-Shot-2014-08-30-at-2.12.46-PM.png[/IMG] Nice.

Ah, the ol' "watch in the crotch". A classic.

It was a case of a knick knack snatch snatch

[QUOTE=outlawpickle;45848611]Without looking at their mugshots, I'm going to field a guess that all three were black. [I] Bryanna, Trinity, Charmella[/I]. Edit: [IMG]http://static01.mediaite.com/med/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Screen-Shot-2014-08-30-at-2.12.46-PM.png[/IMG] Nice.[/QUOTE] They must have lost all feeling "down there" from injecting hemp before stealing. Sad what one toke on a bong needle can do to somebody.

"But, eight legs!" "Seven watches. Maybe more"

People keep taking inspiration from cartman [editline]30th August 2014[/editline] [video=youtube;jvk1bJo2RHw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvk1bJo2RHw[/video]

[QUOTE=Sgt. Lulz;45848284]So they were snatching with their snatch? Got it.[/QUOTE] So they were Snatchers? Thread music: [video=youtube;xeUbRd3eIeY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeUbRd3eIeY[/video]

The good old Swatch watch snatch snatch

[QUOTE=proch;45848391]If I had a vagina I'd hide dicks up it.[/QUOTE] If I had a watch, I'd hide vaginas in it. And then, when someone asked for the time, I'd say "IT'S TIME FOR VAGINAS" and then I'd open the watch and all these vaginas would fly out. And then I'd skateboard away, while they're all confused and covered in vaginas. That would be rad.