Don't turn this into an atheist vs religion thread please.
But would masturbation be considered ungodly?
I was just wondering, I'm not going to go around and persecute people who masurbate.
No, it's actually beneficial to sexual health. The people who consider it 'ungodly' have penises so small that it hurts them to look at them.
If it's considered scientifically healthy then I suppose so
OH COME ON
Thou shalt not spill thy seed and junk.
Just don't beat it too much brah
The church changed their view of it. Making it holy.
Masturbation grows hair on your palms. :byodood:
Hope not, or else I'm yanking my way to hell....
I am an atheist. Down with god.
This question is way too vague to answer seriously.
Masterbaiition. :raise:
Grammar Nazi AWAAAAY!
i heard it's sin. the Christian concept of "not having sex until the wedding" afflicts masturbation too, as it's seen as "sex with yourself".
so you're meant to confess to God (and your local church's priest) what you do under the sheets all by yourself ;D
screw cristianity, lol
The Church's stance is that every single sperm cell is a baby, so jerking off is like having a million abortions. I swear, they're devolving while we're progressing.
[QUOTE=lapsus_;20349664]i heard it's sin. the Christian concept of "not having sex until the wedding" afflicts masturbation too, as it's seen as "sex with yourself".
so you're meant to confess to God (and your local church's priest) what you do under the sheets all by yourself ;D
screw cristianity, lol[/QUOTE]
Christianity is the only religion that has God screw them :downs:
I don't really care, everyone does it. I know jesus wouldn't have but I'm not perfect.
Who cares?
[QUOTE=archangel125;20349697]The Church's stance is that every single sperm cell is a baby, so jerking off is like having a million abortions. I swear, they're devolving while we're progressing.[/QUOTE]
Genocide achievement unlocked :v:
If there is a god it should be the sun. Because it gives life to all the known life.
[QUOTE=glennman94;20349771]If there is a god it should be the sun. Because it gives life to all the known life.[/QUOTE]
What about the tube things that get energy from volcanic vents at the bottom of the ocean?
God doesn't want you to do most things that are fun.
I'm Christian and as far as I know, there's nothing against it.
[QUOTE=SamPerson123;20349865]What about the tube things that get energy from volcanic vents at the bottom of the ocean?[/QUOTE]
They can have a different god. The Egyptians already worshipped the sun.
Just to be on the safe side, I use holy water as lube.
[b]edit:[/b] im not kidding..
If God is real, and there is a Hell, well, lets say I'm going there.
[QUOTE=Opacity;20349704]Christianity is the only religion that has God screw them :downs:[/QUOTE]
i totally agree.
+ i'm Atheist
[QUOTE=xpod1;20349581]If it's considered scientifically healthy then I suppose so
OH COME ON[/QUOTE]
There there.
Why do you even care?
[QUOTE=JakeIsWin;20350154]If God is real, and there is a Hell, well, lets say I'm going there.[/QUOTE]
Thanks for informing us
:tiphat:
FUCKING AUTOMERGE.
its gross to think your son is masturbating and ruining bedsheets
just make sure you turn jesus' picture around first so he doesn't know
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