What can i Do to make my Performane for Games Better? (Continued from my last post..) - General

MANUALLY! Not anything like Purchasing Graphics Card, just somthing i can do as a "Quick fix." Such as DirectX or somthing? [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Wrong section" - Greeman))[/highlight]

Cover your computer in towels.

there's no quick fix, and purchasing a new graphics card IS "manually" doing it

Your threads are the best.

Deleate your porn. Really, it helps. But other then that you have to buy better stuff for it.

[QUOTE=Danny Lol;20092543]Cover your computer in towels.[/QUOTE] Rofl, Nice one!

What is with these stupid bumps and crap threads and threads in the wrong section today? [url]http://www.facepunch.com/forumdisplay.php?f=107[/url] CAN YOU PEOPLE NOT READ THE SUB-FORUMS!? God, i'm new and I know the rules.

Nothing really. Make sure you have super good airflow.

Flame stickers on your case.

[QUOTE]Flame stickers on your case. [/QUOTE] I did this on my old computer, added about 20-35 fps to all my games.

[QUOTE=dArKnEsS_2;20092579]What is with these stupid bumps and crap threads and threads in the wrong section today? [url]http://www.facepunch.com/forumdisplay.php?f=107[/url] CAN YOU PEOPLE NOT READ THE SUB-FORUMS!? God, i'm new and I know the rules.[/QUOTE] Eeeh, Sory! Diddint really Look around..

[QUOTE=TIMANDERICFTW;20092609]Eeeh, Sory! Diddint really Look around..[/QUOTE] I can see that.

Flame Stickers on my case? I probably Sound Stupid or somthing, im not all about the Rigging a Tower to be awesome, But will that Really work....?

[QUOTE=TIMANDERICFTW;20092649]Flame Stickers on my case? I probably Sound Stupid or somthing, im not all about the Rigging a Tower to be awesome, But will that Really work....?[/QUOTE] Yes. Every sticker you apply it gets 1000x faster than before.

Yeah it works but only if you have skull stickers too.

[QUOTE=Danny Lol;20092671]Yes. Every sticker you apply it gets 1000x faster than before.[/QUOTE] Explains why I get over 9000 FPS on TF2. Saxon Hale sticker FTW

[QUOTE=Danny Lol;20092671]Yes. Every sticker you apply it gets 1000x faster than before.[/QUOTE] Allright. Come on, im seriously confused right now. Call me dumb, but seriously, Covering my tower in towels and Flaming stickers on it sounds rediculous. Wont that overheat it? IM SO CONFUSED! ':(

[QUOTE=TIMANDERICFTW;20092712]Allright. Come on, im seriously confused right now. Call me dumb, but seriously, Covering my tower in towels and Flaming stickers on it sounds rediculous. Wont that overheat it? IM SO CONFUSED! ':([/QUOTE] The overheating pushes the computer farther in order to keep the CPU from frying. Because of this, games also get pushed farther.

[QUOTE=Chompster;20092811]The overheating pushes the computer farther in order to keep the CPU from frying. Because of this, games also get pushed farther.[/QUOTE] Wow. That sounds Correct. Thanks man! I guess im gonna go Try! Thanks again!

Remember to use dry towel.

smoke weed

You need not fear. Most modern graphics cards run on a small breed of leech called the 'Apple slug', called so because it was discovered by Steve Jobs in his residence and was sold to scientists to make way for his sixty-second full-time prostitute. These small slugs are the essence of processing power in modern computers: They provide the memory and quick calculating circuits needed for heavy gaming and have a high heat resistance. [img]http://imgkk.com/i/BFMqz4.png[/img] Now, this slug lives on electricity - a 5V current, to be exact. It converts the energy to power a quick form of biological memory - at the cost of a few watts of electricity per hour. [img]http://imgkk.com/i/ilP2J8.png[/img] When exposed to a 5V wire, the slug instantly clamps on and starts leeching the electricity. This slug cannot retain energy, but it can keep alive on what energy is running in its system for around two weeks. Previous attempts to attach the slug to a current 6V and up resulted in the lab being flattened as the slug infused its atoms and caused a nuclear explosion. [img]http://imgkk.com/i/a6GHV3.png[/img] After clamping on, the slug slightly expands and grows hot, so cooling measures are needed. Twenty minutes of this state, and the slug fully grows into what is called a 'GPU', a biological processing machine for data. The electricity 'rewires' the slug's internal organs, as needed and dictated by pulses sent through the 5V current. [img]http://imgkk.com/i/TRdx8m.png[/img] These slugs are sold at every major computer store at a relatively cheap price, so ask around. The average lifespan of an Apple slug is around three years, in which it grows less and less effective while new methods to make more effective, cooler, and smaller slugs are being researched by the brilliant minds of Peugeot and Chevrolet.

A+ thread

[QUOTE=Death Giver;20092939]A+ thread[/QUOTE] Would re-read again.

Make sure you don't put stickers of icebergs on your computer, I learned that the hard way.

[QUOTE=Danny Lol;20092543]Cover your computer in towels.[/QUOTE] This works because it reflects your computer's signals back to itself and amplifies your performance!

buy twelve gigs of ram, notice usage never goes above 4gb