I don't know about you personally, but FP as a whole is shit when it comes to fashion.
Wheeling bittys is impossible if you're like "oh I don't care what I wear, I don't care, why haven't I lost my virginity?"
[img]http://i.americanapparel.net/storefront/bannerpages/fallstyles/images/30.jpg[/img]
Because you don't look like that, you ain't going with the trends of fashion bros, cardigans aren't for girls, cargo pants are retarded get real pants, and wear a real shirt/tshirt and not this ugly piece of shit
[img]http://cn1.kaboodle.com/hi/img/c/0/0/17/2/AAAADP1Kb-gAAAAAABcgbw.jpg?v=1228869036000[/img]
Stop listening to Slayer by the way, metal too, girls hate that shit and you're prime gay for it.
Now lemme give you a quick and dirt easy guide to fashion and wheeling bittys
Sizes - Fitted you stupid fuck, because its on sale and XL doesn't mean you should buy it skinny fuck
Headwear - Don't Wear A Fucking Fedora/Fitted/Snapback. You looks stupid
Tops - Simple Polos (Don't go retarded with the stripes like what Lacoste does sometimes), Basic T's, get the fuck off that graphic shit, Henleys (y-necks) if you can pull it off
[B]V-Necks don't make you look a faggot, you Starcraft 2 crack whore jealous of people with mad swag[/B]
Belts - Don't let your belt hang you idiot
Bottoms - Fitted Jeans (Slim Straights), stop wearing walmart camo cargos, and stop wearing your dads jeans. Invest in boxer briefs and stop wearing your guitar hero boxers
Shoes - [B]DON'T WEAR FUCKING RUNNING SHOES HOLY SHIT[/B] you look retarded, invest in classic brands in white/gray/black unless you got money to coordinate your colors
recommended: Nike AF1's, Vans (Checkered Slip-Ons Fuck Off), Keds, Converse, Ninja Shoes (Toms + Black Shoes <<< Ladies Love This)
Get some oxfords if you want to look like a rich classy swagging fuck
Examples of People with swag and good looks
[img]http://www.sugarslam.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/kanye-west.jpg[/img]
LV Coin Bag goes hard, too bad you can't afford it.
The Hundreds may be hypebeasting, but its good bro
[img]http://www.individualsole.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/the-hundreds-lookbook-2008-1.jpg[/img]
[B]SHOP HERE AND WEAR DEODORANT[/B]
[img]http://www.shinystyle.tv/Hennes.jpg[/img]
So be a personality lacking douchebag with no thoughts of their own? No thanks.
Also your tastes aren't perfect, and wearing a V-Neck is in the top 10 giveaways for douchebaggery.
Try harder, unless you're trolling, in which case good job.
You don't have to buy expensive clothes to be stylish. It's how you wear the clothes, not the clothes themselves. :colbert:
Can I wear a fanny pack too?
I hate hipsters.
a+ thread now all these gay guys are hitting on me thanks alot
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[QUOTE=Mac2468;25014211]You don't have to buy expensive clothes to be stylish. It's how you wear the clothes, not the clothes themselves. :colbert:[/QUOTE]
it's also the clothes themselves
i.e. stop shopping at target for your wardrobe
[QUOTE=BBKF;25014209]So be a personality lacking douchebag with no thoughts of their own? No thanks.
Also your tastes aren't perfect, and wearing a [B]V-Neck is in the top 10 giveaways for douchebaggery.[/B]
Try harder, unless you're trolling, in which case good job.[/QUOTE]
Are you fried, v-neck is the evolution in casual fashion.
Comes from the good look of vneck sweater over polo, its fashion foward and girls love it, unless you're fat or something
I'd rather wear shoes that actually do something and help me, instead of some flat bottomed leather pieces of shit that don't help me at all.
[QUOTE=pyrofiliac;25014229][B]a+ thread now all these gay guys are hitting on me thanks alot
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it's also the clothes themselves
i.e. stop shopping at target for your wardrobe[/QUOTE]
What do you go to an art school or something.
You're doing it wrong.
So you want me to dress like a person who is afraid of getting a job, sexist, incredibly stupid, and probably a victim to a future gang/drug shooting? No thanks.
Meaning, DOUCHEBAG.
[QUOTE=Grabigel;25014256]I'd rather wear shoes that actually do something and help me, instead of some flat bottomed leather pieces of shit that don't help me at all.[/QUOTE]
They're shoes made for walking
work boots for work
running shoes for running
casual shoes for casuals
stop using your new balances moron
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Or you can just say you wore that shit before it was cool and make fun of people who wear it for being behind and bam you're even more stylin
I like wearing running shoes because I enjoy running, and why aren't people allowed to listen to music that they like again?
This thread is :downs:
[QUOTE=kevn150;25014226]I hate hipsters.[/QUOTE]
i dont you think know what a hipster is
[QUOTE=drake;25014254]Are you fried, v-neck is the evolution in casual fashion.
Comes from the good look of vneck sweater over polo, its fashion foward and girls love it, unless you're fat or something[/QUOTE]
You're a douche bag, that's why you like it. You don't have an opinion worth listening to. Also cardigans are for girls or the dreaded hipster
[QUOTE=igamiwarr;25014287]I like wearing running shoes because I enjoy running, and why aren't people allowed to listen to music that they like again?
This thread is :downs:[/QUOTE]
Slayer is dumb metal, running shoes are for running so continue to wear em while running.
Running shoes at a club is retarded.
I wear skinny jeans with converse high tops. My head wear of choice is a gray fedora with a black ribbon along the rim, I always wear V-necks with wacky graphics on them because they are so hip nowadays.
I also wear winter coats in the summer time because "How about this heat?"
i shop at thrift stores and dress like a crazy motherfucker
you ain't got shit on me bro ill wipe the floor with your face
[QUOTE=drake;25014303]Running shoes at a club is retarded.[/QUOTE]
Shit bro, you don't wear running shoes to clubs? The fuck man, you in 2009 or some shit?
[QUOTE=BBKF;25014296]You're a douche bag, that's why you like it. You don't have an opinion worth listening to.[/QUOTE]
You must be like 2000 lbs to hate vnecks, you probably think of deep vnecks which are pretty bad
[QUOTE=drake;25014265]What do you go to an art school or something.
You're doing it wrong.[/QUOTE]
i'm not doing it wrong, i'm doing it too right for you to handle
[QUOTE=Klownox;25014319]i shop at thrift stores and dress like a crazy motherfucker
you ain't got shit on me bro ill wipe the floor with your face[/QUOTE]
thrift store clothes smell funny, get out of there
[QUOTE=drake;25014282]They're shoes made for walking
work boots for work
running shoes for running
casual shoes for casuals
stop using your new balances moron[/QUOTE]
Yeah, people wear basketball shoes for because they play basketball all of the time, and people wear skating shoes because they're good at skating.
Yeah, your completely correct.
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Never mind, I just noticed that drake is basically trolling every post.
[QUOTE=Pirate Jok3r;25014306]I wear skinny jeans with converse high tops. My head wear of choice is a gray fedora with a black ribbon along the rim, I always wear V-necks with wacky graphics on them because they are so hip nowadays.
I also wear winter coats in the summer time because "How about this heat?"[/QUOTE]
graphic vnecks are retarded, you're retarded fashionwise
[QUOTE=drake;25014181]
Examples of People with swag and good looks
[IMG]http://www.sugarslam.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/kanye-west.jpg[/IMG]
LV Coin Bag goes hard, too bad you can't afford it.
The Hundreds may be hypebeasting, but its good bro
[IMG]http://www.individualsole.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/the-hundreds-lookbook-2008-1.jpg[/IMG]
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But I'm not black, so dressing like that would look ridiculous.
[QUOTE=drake;25014322]You must be like 2000 lbs to hate vnecks, you probably think of deep vnecks which are pretty bad[/QUOTE]
I just don't like showing off my chest like a cheap whore, as that's generally a trait of [b]women[/b] who are whores.
[QUOTE=drake;25014345]graphic vnecks are retarded, you're retarded fashionwise[/QUOTE]
But it's what's cool with the kids these days so I clearly am "in the now."
Bro this is a great guide. I got my swag going now.
[QUOTE=jeimizu;25014347]But I'm not black, so dressing like that would look ridiculous.[/QUOTE]
Get Ivy League swag with that Polo Ralph Lauren
Damn, so you want us all to look like faggots?
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