Since my "1000 Things We Learned from The Exorcist" flopped, I made it a little more general.
1. They're coming for you, Barbara.
2.NO! Don't go in there!
3. Split up and you'll survive :downs:
4. Black guy dies first.
5. Never turn around
6. I'M TIRED OF THE MONKEY FIGHTING SNAKES ON THIS MONDAY THROUGH FRIDAY PLANE!!!!
>:c
Don't trip.
Stay abstinent.
9. One person always survives to be killed and setup a sequel
10. Shut your fucking mouth when you're in a closet hiding
12. zombies can go from walking into fucking RUNING zombies
13. Be myy vicctiiim. (kudos if you get the reference)
14. If your door closes by itself. It's NEVER the wind :ohdear:
15. If your girlfriend is acting strange, KILL HER!
16. There is always something scary around the corner you are about to turn.
17. Dont open the shower curtain.
18. Always open the shower curtain :smug:
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:q:
if being assaulted by an otherworldly being, run up the stairs.
Always ask "Is anyone there?", because if the monster is there he is required to respond in the affirmative.
Virgins never die.
19: if the main character is black... have a spare black guy..
20: It'll always be there the second time you turn around.
18. If you fear it, it grows stronger.
22. You gotta be quick.
23. Don't fall down.
24. Whatever you do, never look back!
Points for getting the reference.
25. If your hand gets possessed and you cut it off, don't forget about it and give up chasing it. The little bastard will show up later to bite you in the arse.
26. Don't go upstairs when you can go out the front door.
27.They may be slow but they still manage to get to their victim fast without running
28. Even though the monster has been shot and blown up multiple times through the movie and it hasn't worked yet, you should still try to shoot him some more and then when the monster pretends to be dead, you should walk up to it and say a stupid line.
29. Never be at a mirror, look at yourself, bend down, and get back up.
30. Liver goes great with beans and Chianti.
FSFSFSFSFSFSFS.
31. Cars [B]NEVER[/B] start.
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