How I'm going to teach my friend a painful lesson. - General

Well facepunch, my friend is one of those guy's who gets everything cheap. So he bought a Crosman AEG. I told him multiple time's that would do no good in the game but he gave the usual, "Oh I'll use more skill then everybody else" He also thinks one magazine will be enough. So I've decided I'm going to take him to my next airsoft and let him learn his lesson. :buddy:

Go get 'em boy :patriot:

He will learn extremely fast that he is outgunned.

Bring a camera, I'd love to see this.

I imagine it will look like this [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ef-QOCgMzAQ[/media] Edit: With more crying.

I hope he learns.

May the gods of Airsoft have mercy on his soul.

Hmmm, i'll have to try this sometime on my friends, alot of mine like to be all "YEAH MAN I GOT A GUN NOW" and im like "AWESOME, WHAT BRAND?" and they're like "CROSSMAN" and then I just go :downs:

[QUOTE=facepuke;19943842]"Oh I'll use more skill then everybody else"[/QUOTE] In the name of all the goodness of Airsoft, please kick his ass. I can imagine him just cowering in the corner and you will be all, "More skill than everybody else ay?" and he will be all :frown: and by the end of the day he'll just be ranting like this :rant:.

By more skill he means giving bj's to people so they don't shoot him.

Game is today will post results.

[QUOTE=facepuke;19956730]Game is today will post results.[/QUOTE] For those about to rock, we salute you!

Well it was hilarious. First round we had to take the enemy teams base, about half way in I see him pointing his gun at a 80 degree angle trying to hit somebody, then he runs out of ammo in his magazine so he pulls out a bag of bbs and tries to poor them in and they spill all over the ground. He was sitting there for maybe 4 minutes when a teammate slides behind the cover and buries half of his bbs then leaves, Then as he was picking all of them up a grenade landed right next to him and he was out for the rest of the round. Third round there was a enemy firing at him and he said,"Guy must be a sniper I can't hit him." A bb then comes from the side and hits him in the neck. Third round we were on separate teams and my teammate saw him and hit him with the first bb. After all of this I asked him if he learned his lesson, and he said,"Yea I need to buy a new magazine". FUCKING FACEPALM [IMG]http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t135/corinnacat/Gifs/RYANLOL.gif[/IMG]

[QUOTE=facepuke;19961080]Well it was hilarious. First round we had to take the enemy teams base, about half way in I see him pointing his gun at a 80 degree angle trying to hit somebody, then he runs out of ammo in his magazine so he pulls out a bag of bbs and tries to poor them in and they spill all over the ground. He was sitting there for maybe 4 minutes when a teammate slides behind the cover and buries half of his bbs then leaves, Then as he was picking all of them up a grenade landed right next to him and he was out for the rest of the round. Third round there was a enemy firing at him and he said,"Guy must be a sniper I can't hit him." A bb then comes from the side and hits him in the neck. Third round we were on separate teams and my teammate saw him and hit him with the first bb. After all of this I asked him if he learned his lesson, and he said,"Yea I need to buy a new magazine". FUCKING FACEPALM [IMG]http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t135/corinnacat/Gifs/RYANLOL.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE] these kind of people when they are sleeping you hit them with a bat

It'd be hilarious if he ends up winning.

[QUOTE=facepuke;19961080]Well it was hilarious. First round we had to take the enemy teams base, about half way in I see him pointing his gun at a 80 degree angle trying to hit somebody, then he runs out of ammo in his magazine so he pulls out a bag of bbs and tries to poor them in and they spill all over the ground. He was sitting there for maybe 4 minutes when a teammate slides behind the cover and buries half of his bbs then leaves, Then as he was picking all of them up a grenade landed right next to him and he was out for the rest of the round. Third round there was a enemy firing at him and he said,"Guy must be a sniper I can't hit him." A bb then comes from the side and hits him in the neck. Third round we were on separate teams and my teammate saw him and hit him with the first bb. After all of this I asked him if he learned his lesson, and he said,"Yea I need to buy a new magazine". FUCKING FACEPALM [IMG]http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t135/corinnacat/Gifs/RYANLOL.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE] Just dont bring him Airsofting again.

[IMG]http://osopher.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/hammer1.jpg[/IMG] + his gun

[QUOTE=BlueSaint;19962454][IMG]http://osopher.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/hammer1.jpg[/IMG] + his gun[/QUOTE] = self repairs>??!!??

What a delusional idiot. Is he religious too?

[QUOTE=Stupideye;19965975]What a delusional idiot. Is he religious too?[/QUOTE] Your the only canadian I respect. Normaly I yell at them and tell them to take their mono-rail back to canada where they belong, but your different, were you born somewhere elss?

Well I got him to buy a new gun and then he linked it to me. [url]http://www.airsoftgi.com/product_info.php?cPath=139_113&products_id=842[/url] [IMG]http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac34/plubius3/Animated%20Gifs/itcrowd-facepalm.gif[/IMG]

I'm straight up Canadian. I have half Metis (half Native Canadian half French) and half German (grandpa and great uncle were Nazi's).

[QUOTE=Stupideye;19965975]What a delusional idiot. Is he religious too?[/QUOTE] Keep that shit out of this forum. On topic: Tell him to buy an AEG, or bring him to a large scale OP. That'll teach him.

[QUOTE=facepuke;19967165]Well I got him to buy a new gun and then he linked it to me. [URL]http://www.airsoftgi.com/product_info.php?cPath=139_113&products_id=842[/URL] [/QUOTE] Well luckily it's not as bad as the UHC Super 9. I've actually heard some good things about them, or later models, I'm not up to date with their numbering system. It's suppose to be a slightly lower end competitor to the BAR 10. Hopefully he'll have a little more range than the Crossman crap. Just got to take it one step at a time I guess. Not all of us bought $150+ AEGs as our first guns. Then again, $150 AEG's weren't around when some of us started too.

[QUOTE=xXEnder007Xx;19967650]Well luckily it's not as bad as the UHC Super 9. I've actually heard some good things about them, or later models, I'm not up to date with their numbering system. It's suppose to be a slightly lower end competitor to the BAR 10. Hopefully he'll have a little more range than the Crossman crap. Just got to take it one step at a time I guess. Not all of us bought $150+ AEGs as our first guns. Then again, $150 AEG's weren't around when some of us started too.[/QUOTE] Yea I guess he won't be holding it up like a mortar trying to hit something.

[QUOTE=xXEnder007Xx;19967650]Well luckily it's not as bad as the UHC Super 9. I've actually heard some good things about them, or later models, I'm not up to date with their numbering system. It's suppose to be a slightly lower end competitor to the BAR 10. Hopefully he'll have a little more range than the Crossman crap. Just got to take it one step at a time I guess. Not all of us bought $150+ AEGs as our first guns. Then again, $150 AEG's weren't around when some of us started too.[/QUOTE] I did. [URL]http://www.airsoftgi.com/product_info.php?products_id=4539[/URL]

[QUOTE=xXEnder007Xx;19967650] Just got to take it one step at a time I guess. Not all of us bought $150+ AEGs as our first guns. Then again, $150 AEG's weren't around when some of us started too.[/QUOTE] Yeah, hate to sound like an elitist, but when I first started, most places in the US sold the big three: TM, ICS, and CA. Then came the CYMA AK-47...

Hell, I think the CYMA CM.027 MP5 (often rebranded as the UTG MP5) was the beginning of the first good clones.

Crosman AEG? Like the kind that is 35-40$ at walmart? Tell him to start throwing the bb's, he will probably get better range and power. Unless he uses .12's, then you should just smash his head with a hammer. It will probably be easy because his head is hollow.

[QUOTE=BlueSaint;19967832]I did. [URL]http://www.airsoftgi.com/product_info.php?products_id=4539[/URL][/QUOTE] I think I just found my next purchase :D Thanks BlueSaint. Also this guy is a moron, you want at least three mags with you at all times, and that's the bare minimum that you want. And they should be hi-cap mags as well. And to any new airsofters that may be reading this thread; If you buy Crosman brand guns, I will come to your house, And kill you :downs: You should buy all of your gear from places like Airsoftgi.com or something, I swear buy them, hell I even made a pledge to them; "I pledge allegiance to ASGI, and all the cool shit they sell; And to any other company who dare oppose them; Make my day; AND BURN IN HELL!"