Q: How do you get your neighbor's kid to stop riding his ATV on your street? A: Tits. - Polidicks

[url]http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Canada/2010/06/24/14496996.html[/url] [release][img]http://storage.canoe.ca/v1/dynamic_resize/?src=http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Canada/2010/06/24/topless.jpg&size=256x600&quality=85[/img] TORONTO - Marika De Florio is using bare breasts to win a feud with her neighbours. The 56-year-old says she is sick and tired of her neighbours' five-year-old grandson driving a loud all-terrain vehicle for hours on her quiet street in Seeley's Bay, near Kingston. So she found a solution under her shirt. De Florio has discovered that if she goes out topless, the boy's horrified grandparents rush the child into the house. And she said she will continue to go topless every time the child rides the ATV. "It is maddening," she said of the noise. "I'm going mental. I can't breathe and I'm not moving, but I need some peace. I can't believe I did this, but they pulled the kid inside and then called police because of their small-town mentality." De Florio says the problems with her neighbours, Mike and Nancy Berry, started two years ago when she moved to the area. Leeds OPP, which covers Seeley's Bay, have received complaint calls from both De Florio and the Berrys. She is not breaking the law, because in Canada women are allowed to be topless. "There is not a criminal charge for that ... not since 1996," said Toronto Police Const. Isabelle Cotton. De Florio says she decided to go topless to solve the problem because police wouldn't do anything about the ATV noise. She said it's the bravest thing she has ever done. "I'll do what I have to to eradicate this problem," she said. Mike Berry says he is also at the end of his rope. "I'm not happy with what has been going on," he said. "We need a little give and take. It isn't right to go around topless in front of kids." Bare-breasted protesting has gained notoriety and popularity over the past decade. Former University of Guelph student Gwen Jacobs caused an uproar when she strolled topless down the street on a hot summer day in July 1991. She fought all the way to the Ontario Court of Appeal and won the right for women in the province to go shirtless in public, so long as they are not seeking commercial gain or displaying overt sexuality. Protest groups, such as People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, have grabbed media attention around the world by protesting activities ranging from bullfighting to wearing fur with staged PR stunts using topless women. And women across North America have engaged in a number of topless protests over the right to breastfeed in public. [/release] I'd run the fuck away if I saw 56-year-old tits too.

Oh please, they're tits, everybody sucked on at least one as a baby.

I was expecting something more along the lines of; 12-18 year old riding ATV down street obnoxiously (1), woman distracts the kid by showing tits (2), kid crashes and is seriously injured (3). Got 1/3 right :v:.

[QUOTE=Shadow187(FP);22892393]I was expecting something more along the lines of; 12-18 year old riding ATV down street obnoxiously (1), woman distracts the kid by showing tits (2), kid crashes and is seriously injured (3). Got 1/3 right :v:.[/QUOTE] Which one did you get right?

Everybody knows the true way to do it is to stretch some fishing line across the street at about neck height.

[QUOTE=Lambadvanced;22892375]Oh please, they're tits, everybody sucked on at least one as a baby.[/QUOTE] That doesn't matter

[QUOTE=Lambadvanced;22892375]Oh please, they're tits, everybody sucked on at least one as a baby.[/QUOTE] [img]http://storage.canoe.ca/v1/dynamic_resize/?src=http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Canada/2010/06/24/topless.jpg&size=256x600&quality=85[/img]

I guess you could say she got the [I]breast[/I] of them.

[quote]She is not breaking the law, because in Canada women are allowed to be topless.[/quote] holy fuck i did not know this

I don't think she has very good [i]raisins[/i] for doing this

I've never understood why it's illegal to go topless in America. I blame Religion/religious morals.

[QUOTE=Bloodshed16;22892614]I've never understood why it's illegal to go topless in America. I blame Religion/religious morals.[/QUOTE] Because...?

[QUOTE=Jmax;22892714]Because...?[/QUOTE] because christians think nudity is somehow immoral/evil/wrong, etc.

[QUOTE=JDK721;22892745]because christians think nudity is somehow immoral/evil/wrong, etc.[/QUOTE] lust is immoral, being naked only promotes it (according to my understanding of religious beliefs) So in this case it is perfectly allowed for the lady to be naked, because nothing on the face of the planet would lust for her.

I think nakedness being against the rules is fine. I don't see why you guys are so up to making it normal, it makes you guys just seem like perverts.

[QUOTE=wonkadonk;22892492]holy fuck i did not know this[/QUOTE] Really? Well don't get too excited because I don't know of nor have I seen a single women use this as a reason to be top-less in public. Not once have I seen a pair of tits on the streets or even at the beach down the road. It's weird, they fought for the right to be bare chested as men and I haven't seen any of them use this new right.

[QUOTE=Gummylamb;22892880]I think nakedness being against the rules is fine. I don't see why you guys are so up to making it normal, it makes you guys just seem like perverts.[/QUOTE] thinking like this belongs to people who want to ban breastfeeding in public

[QUOTE=Lambadvanced;22892375]Oh please, they're tits, everybody sucked on at least one as a baby.[/QUOTE] Not 56 year old tits. Unless your mom is : [IMG]http://momento24.com/en/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/Carmen-Bousada-1.jpg[/IMG]

Wait that's legal in Canada? Mom! Start packing!

[QUOTE=PrismatexV8;22892907]thinking like this belongs to people who want to ban breastfeeding in public[/QUOTE] That's fine, since they aren't straight up showing their tits to people

[QUOTE=Oecleus;22892850]lust is immoral, being naked only promotes it (according to my understanding of religious beliefs) So in this case it is perfectly allowed for the lady to be naked, because nothing on the face of the planet would lust for her.[/QUOTE] The only reason that men lust for them is because for centuries they've been forced to be covered up.

[QUOTE=Lambadvanced;22892982]The only reason that men lust for them is because for centuries they've been forced to be covered up.[/QUOTE] nooo...

[QUOTE=Gummylamb;22892880]I don't see why you guys are so up to making it normal, it makes you guys just seem like perverts.[/QUOTE] Maybe because it [b]was[/b] normal before a bunch of people decided that it was wrong and it became a stupid taboo?

[QUOTE=Gummylamb;22892996]nooo...[/QUOTE] If you saw them your whole life and they weren't a taboo you wouldn't think of them as a sexual attraction.

[QUOTE=Zeero;22893005]Maybe because it [B]was[/B] normal before a bunch of people decided that it was wrong and it became a stupid taboo?[/QUOTE] Normal? Do you think the morality of people a thousand+ years ago holds any bearing to me? [editline]10:26PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Lambadvanced;22893019]If you saw them your whole life and they weren't a taboo you wouldn't think of them as a sexual attraction.[/QUOTE] Yeah you could say that about a lot of shit

[QUOTE]She is not breaking the law, because in Canada women are allowed to be topless. [/QUOTE] I live in Canada, and why the fuck don't I know this!?!?!?

Probably because no girls want to be topless with a bunch of creepy guys near them

genius solution!

[QUOTE=Gummylamb;22893044]Probably because no girls want to be topless with a bunch of creepy guys near them[/QUOTE] You don't get it, do you? If they hadn't been forced to cover up, then men wouldn't lust for them as much.

[QUOTE=Lambadvanced;22893058]You don't get it, do you? If they hadn't been forced to cover up, then men wouldn't lust for them as much.[/QUOTE] Probably because they'd get all saggy.