Sex, Girlfriends and Shit VII: "Power Moves For High Quality Women" - General

[B]SEX, GIRLFRIENDS AND SHIT VII - POWER MOVES FOR HIGH QUALITY WOMEN:[/B] I: [URL]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1074745[/URL] II: [URL]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1107183[/URL] III: [URL]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1152162[/URL] IV: [URL]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1218133[/URL] V: [URL]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1250063[/URL] VI: [URL]https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1446321[/URL] Sorry to skip a number guys but turns out we've been rolling version 5 for two threads in a row we are such idiots Post about having sex, your girlfriend/boyfriend/long-term sex partner and also shit! In the interest of good discussion we ask you not to take the shit literally! Here's the sister thread for more general social advice - [URL]https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1482859[/URL] [B]---THE HALL OF FAME--- [/B] [QUOTE][I]filthy star posted:[/I] Most of what you said was pretty good. My problem, and this is many high-quality women's problems, is that [I]I don't have to think about the dating game anymore, I've proved to a ton of people I am desirable. So I'm in this power move where I can just do whatever.[/I][/QUOTE] [QUOTE][I]insistent posted: [/I]its just that i had done everything for that girl and done sacrifice, for years, yet she only dated jerks, and jerks that was treating her like shit, yet she gave chance to them, again and again and again. And me, thw nice guys said something wrong, only once, and now she dont want to talk to me no more, after all ive done... Fucking cunt... But i cant stop loving her no matter what... Yet i know i deserve much better... Yet most girls i know in my area, act this way.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE][I]squidman posted:[/I] Don't see it as a bad thing that your girl is on her period, see it as opening a whole realm of exciting possibilities. For example, sometimes I like to pretend I'm the little dutch boy putting his finger in the dike to prevent the town from flooding. the finger is my penis[/QUOTE] And some from the archives! [QUOTE][I]viper shtf posted:[/I] I couldn't give a flying shit if you take me seriously. You're on Facepunch for Christ's sake. You'be probably never even touched a boob before, and don't have a car either.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE][I]Charchar posted:[/I] I wouldn't go as far as to say that, I rather not be a degenerate whore running around being bent over by 50 different men. Shame culture is what keeps society from degenerating into narcissistic pleasure seeking.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE][I]Charchar posted:[/I] You people are too plebeian to understand anything and have resorted to flinging shit to win arguments[/QUOTE] [QUOTE][I]MindMuncher posted:[/I] This is the part where I completely misinterpret you post and you've actually been having really crazy sex the whole time, somehow managing to never unlatch your lips from eachother like a pair of mating lampreys. Edited: sexy lampreys. I was describing the strength of your lips and the flexibility of your hypothetical bodies while you engage in lovemaking, not trying to demean you by comparing you to slimy fish. think a post is outrageously bad or hilarious? pm me it i'll review it[/QUOTE] [B] --- GOOD QUOTES THAT YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY READ BEFORE MAKING A POST ---[/B] [B]On Impregnation:[/B] [QUOTE][I]Guy Mannly posted:[/I] The chance of impregnation is about 5% throughout most of the menstrual cycle, peaking at about 25% when ovulating (that's a period of about 1-2 days out of a woman's cycle). On top of that, it isn't exactly physically possible that your semen somehow found its way to the other side of the condom if the condom was still intact afterward. Unless the condom fell off inside her/while you were pulling out or something, you can chalk up your chances of impregnating her to "astronomical".[/QUOTE] [B]On LDR: [/B][QUOTE] LDRs are difficult and if you're thinking about getting into an LDR you should really, really think about it before jumping right in. They take a LOT of work that necessitate trust, communication and honesty at all times and are definitely not suited to everyone. Not everyone can make an LDR work - if you require constant validation you will never be able to pull one off. HOWEVER, just because all that is true does not mean noone is able to make an LDR work. No one type of relationship is impossible - despite what some people may tell you. If you are mature, honest and open you can potentially pull one off. Posting that LDRs never work is therefore pretty much a shitpost. [/QUOTE] [B]On Pickup Art: [/B][QUOTE] [URL="http://www.flirtingstyles.com/sites/all/r/pdf/hall_and_canterberry_2011.pdf"]http://www.flirtingstyles.com/sites/...berry_2011.pdf[/URL] [I]"Taken together, the results of the present studies suggest that assertive courtship strategies are a form of mutual identification of similarly sexist attitudes shared between courtship partners." The idea is that the women who were shown to be attracted to pickup artist techniques also believe that women should seek to gain power and control over men, and that good women should be put on pedestals. Also they need to be seeking short-term sexual relationships. Literally everybody else in the study indicated that they would react incredibly poorly to PUA techniques. So basically, if you're looking to date/fuck a really sexist woman who treats dating like a power game, PUA is for you and all power to you, you fuckin stupid idiot[/I] Noone in this thread is suggesting that PUA doesn't work on [I]certain[/I] people, but if you're looking to get into the game honestly have a serious think about it before you do because it is considered manipulative at best, and sexist at worst! [/QUOTE] NOW GET POSTING (suckers)

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[QUOTE=psychojake;49431013]It's nice to have a different quote for the thread title for once. Also, Filthy Star's advice must've helped me out, because the girl that I've taken on a handful of dates is now officially my girlfriend. Feels good.[/QUOTE] did she date you for your quality pickup lines

I'd like to continue where we left off in the previous thread, because what was described is insane. Elevate. Your gf needs therapy, or you need to get out of there.

not exactly a normal topic here but I'm wondering if anyone could weigh in on this situation. my girlfriend (19) who has never drank at all before is off at a party tonight and told me she's done "5 or 6" shots of 80 proof bourbon. i've always stayed away from hard liquor type drinks personally but im kind of worried about her considering she has no experience whatsoever and generally has no idea what she's doing. she has also recently been hardly eating and i know that doesn't bode too well also. obviously everything depends person to person but im wondering if anyone has any idea how much she might be affected, especially considering her inexperience and my own keeping in mind I've only ever had a few beers from time to time at the most.

This is rather shallow but is it normal for your girlfriend to like ripped guys, yet not want you to go to the gym to work out? I actually ended up stopping from working out because of her. Everytime I tell her that I'm going to the gym she's like no no you're fine the way you are, yet when her friends spazz about ripped guys, she's in with them.

[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;49431998]She's absolutely shitfaced. I drink every once in a while and 5 or 6 shots of 80 proof (is that what vodka normally is?) would put me down, walking would be an adventure. Add in the fact she's a woman? May as well be 8 shots for her. Tomorrow she gets to experience the wonderful hangover.[/QUOTE] pretty much what i figured. I told her to stop after like 3 but she said she "didn't feel anything" and was fine. i told her she would soon but she ignored me and kept going.

[QUOTE=Rainboo;49431993]This is rather shallow but is it normal for your girlfriend to like ripped guys, yet not want you to go to the gym to work out? I actually ended up stopping from working out because of her. Everytime I tell her that I'm going to the gym she's like no no you're fine the way you are, yet when her friends spazz about ripped guys, she's in with them.[/QUOTE] girls like hot guys, they're attractive the same way a total babe is attractive. i guess it depends on the person but shes probably fine with the way you are, if you aren't then go to the gym for you. my ex used to talk about hot dudes all the time and since its the kind of person i am, i like to take the piss and join in. never made me worried or made me want to work out, just like i didn't want her to change for me regardless of the types of girls i talk about with my friends.

From last thread: [url]https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1446321&p=49430360&viewfull=1#post49430360[/url] Textbook definition of attention whore. Stop taking to her immediately, without warning.

[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;49431998]She's absolutely shitfaced. I drink every once in a while and 5 or 6 shots of 80 proof (is that what vodka normally is?) would put me down, walking would be an adventure. Add in the fact she's a woman? May as well be 8 shots for her. Tomorrow she gets to experience the wonderful hangover.[/QUOTE] Pretty sure noone gets "completely shitfaced" after 5-6 shots, personally I drink maybe once every other month, sure I'm a pretty big dude, but it takes me about 50cl of 80 proof to get even remotely drunk....

keep in mind she's a 130 lb girl with next to no experience whatsoever. she got decently fucked up, won't go into details but she was at least pretty drunk. haven't heard from her since 2am though so just hoping she's alright

Am trying my best to just purge my mind of info about my ex but basically it's hit the point where even remembering what she looks like makes me really miserable. Anything that might help?

[QUOTE=kokonut;49433605]Pretty sure noone gets "completely shitfaced" after 5-6 shots, personally I drink maybe once every other month, sure I'm a pretty big dude, but it takes me about 50cl of 80 proof to get even remotely drunk....[/QUOTE] It certainly is possible, I have a close friend who claims to be allergic to alcohol after two shots he is completely wonky, after 4 he usually falls asleep. I'm entering into an FWB arrangement but I am concerned she will get attached very quickly, I'm still trying my best to get over my Ex, I'm down for a casual but I don't know how to establish extremely clear boundaries regarding getting attached.

Yeah, 6 hard shots is 'moderately drunk' territory, maybe 'quite drunk' for a short while if you do 'em in a row. Shouldn't worry too much about her.

[QUOTE=VIOLATION_SNG;49433640]keep in mind she's a 130 lb girl with next to no experience whatsoever. she got decently fucked up, won't go into details but she was at least pretty drunk. haven't heard from her since 2am though so just hoping she's alright[/QUOTE] She's fine, chill.

[QUOTE=dark_console2;49433659] I'm entering into an FWB arrangement but I am concerned she will get attached very quickly, I'm still trying my best to get over my Ex, I'm down for a casual but I don't know how to establish extremely clear boundaries regarding getting attached.[/QUOTE] you will get attached quickly if not later-ly you think at the start that "wow awesome, someone to fuck on the odd occasion" and that you won't ever date or consider dating her bc you two are incompatible but you just want to root, then a few weeks later your lying in your bed, dazing at the light in your room flickering a bit going "she's not bad, i wonder what would happen" and as the weeks rolls on, the clock ticks, you start feeling shit for her, and in my experience i either pull away because I'm not ready for a relationship or they do or we have some superficial talk about the next step and it never fucking happens because either one of us is too incompetent and we walk away while feeling like shit heads and becoming that unbearable wet dream you have while your staying over at your fucking aunties house on a hot summers day

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Decided to text my ex because I was lonely She told me not to contact her at all She told me I'm desperate She told me she's dating and sleeping with someone she doesn't even love yet And she accused me of just trying to make her feel bad I'd say it went pretty fucking awfully

That's what happens when you don't want to learn from other people's mistakes. Hopefully you can learn from this.

[QUOTE=Dick Slamfist;49438600]Decided to text my ex because I was lonely She told me not to contact her at all She told me I'm desperate She told me she's dating and sleeping with someone she doesn't even love yet And she accused me of just trying to make her feel bad I'd say it went pretty fucking awfully[/QUOTE] #1 rule in life; don't talk to your ex.

[QUOTE=Dick Slamfist;49438600]Decided to text my ex because I was lonely She told me not to contact her at all She told me I'm desperate She told me she's dating and sleeping with someone she doesn't even love yet And she accused me of just trying to make her feel bad I'd say it went pretty fucking awfully[/QUOTE] this is why you leave your ex alone after breaking up dude. we told you this

Yeah. I was just so sad and lonely I didn't know what I was doing I'm sorry I'm bugging everyone with this shit. Believe me when I say I want it to be over It's been a while since I've truly hated myself the way I have recently I used to be a pretty depressed fucking guy until she came along and I've always been terrified of falling back into that and I feel myself sinking back to my old habits, not eating or sleeping anymore and barely leaving the bed I fucking hate being in this place because I know how cowardly it is to resign yourself and give in but I have such trouble recovering myself I always have It's been a while since I've been on anti depressants I gjinm I need to get more

LDR Fuck.

[QUOTE=Dick Slamfist;49438771]Yeah. I was just so sad and lonely I didn't know what I was doing I'm sorry I'm bugging everyone with this shit. Believe me when I say I want it to be over It's been a while since I've truly hated myself the way I have recently I used to be a pretty depressed fucking guy until she came along and I've always been terrified of falling back into that and I feel myself sinking back to my old habits, not eating or sleeping anymore and barely leaving the bed I fucking hate being in this place because I know how cowardly it is to resign yourself and give in but I have such trouble recovering myself I always have It's been a while since I've been on anti depressants I gjinm I need to get more[/QUOTE] So delete her number? Get rid of the stuff that reminds you of her so much. You can take the time to type out all this, so just mash that damn delete key, in the worst case scenario you'll have to cry about the memories of her instead of looking at images of her or texting her at the same time. And goddamnit get into some sort of habit. Look for a job, internship, class, or a hobby. If you can stop sleeping and eating and just laying in bed it's because you and your habits allow you to do exactly that. I don't mean this is something everyone can "just do", but it's really goddamn nippletwisting fucking important for your wellbeing. If I had a week of vacation I'd work on my car. If I had two weeks of vacation I'd travel somewhere. If I had more than a month I'd be fucking depressed and do nothing whatsoever.

The best three things that help me get through breakups are as follows: Marijuana Gym membership School/class

hanging out with friends as much as possible was always my solution. takes your mind off things and you also end up meeting new people if you make an effort

Another thing I'd like to add is allow yourself to feel the emotion that's running inside you privately, if you try to ignore it and move on without letting it out it'll just haunt you even more. Let yourself feel the emotions, tell yourself that it's in the past now, and than once you're actually ready move on.

You also have us.

I go back to college on the 11th. I'm hoping that's a distraction [editline]2nd January 2016[/editline] Wow I fucked up good I couldn't stop panicking and sending her messages and we've gone from not really talking to each other to her blocking me on everything and actively hating me God I fucking hate myself for not being able to stop I don't know what the fuck I was trying to do but this wasn't what I'd wanted. God fucking damnit, I'm an idiot.

She's just doing you a favor.