• Bondage enthusiast died tied to tree
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[quote] A verdict of accidental death has been recorded on a man who was found almost naked and tied to a tree in Shropshire. Kevin Kirkland, 44, had an interest in bondage and tied himself to the tree in Newport by his wrists, but the slip knots had jammed, an inquest heard. It was told he died of hypothermia and blood loss after cutting his wrists by accident while struggling to escape. Mr Kirkland, of Waterside Mews, Newport, was pronounced dead in hospital, the Telford inquest heard. 'In our hearts' It was told he had been out drinking on 29 December 2009 with friends and said goodbye at about 0100 BST on 30 December. Mr Kirkland, who lived alone, was found after 0800 BST tied to a tree wearing only socks and boots by someone walking a dog, the inquest heard. It was told he was taken to the Princess Royal Hospital and after attempts to resuscitate him he was pronounced dead. Coroner John Ellery recorded a verdict of accidental death. His family said in a statement: "His death has left a huge gap in our lives and he will be in our hearts and thoughts always."[/quote] [url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-shropshire-10885254[/url] This happened very close to my town and I'm quite surprised I never heard about this. Quite a tragic story really. However I'm not quite sure why he wanted to tie himself up pretty much naked to a tree. He probably was totally smashed.
How does this happen?
:wtc:
This is why you always perform self bondage with someone there to help you...
Kinky, I guess.
Of all ways to die, this most suck the most.
[QUOTE=Tools;23854421]Of all ways to die, this most suck the most.[/QUOTE] He enjoyed bondage though.
[QUOTE=Mazakrov;23854434]He enjoyed bondage though.[/QUOTE] Tied to a tree, half naked, in public. :colbert:
I agree it seems like a horrible death. It seems he was alone and tied to the tree for 7 hours and I guess he was conscious when found so that would make it very humiliating for him as well.
I read it as Badage...
What an idiot.
I guess you could call him 'deadwood'
"Sorry, I'm all tied up at the moment!"
I bet that turned him off.
[QUOTE=ExplodingGuy;23854412]This is why you don't do bondage.[/QUOTE] Fixed.
Woah, this is just like that one guy from the second-to-last Facepunch Confessional except he didn't die [editline]05:57PM[/editline] [QUOTE=PatrickT;23855717]Fixed.[/QUOTE] hurr
Trust + 2 people = Safe Bondage?
[QUOTE=Afgman;23858348]Trust + 2 people = Safe Bondage?[/QUOTE] Of course accidents can still happen but yeah, pretty much.
Well he certainly bonded with that tree.
I guess he was feeling a bit tied down.
That sure was a bonding experience... [editline]09:36PM[/editline] To die for
[QUOTE=Tools;23854449]Tied to a tree, half naked, in public. :colbert:[/QUOTE] Sex in public is also a fetish. Expositionism IIRC. This guy was just really, really kinky.
And after he realized how fucked he was, he lost his hard on.
I bet he was being fucked by the tree.
He's probably been doing this for a while. It was [b]bound[/b] to happen at some point.
ITT, Horrible, horrible puns that should be ROPED off from the rest of cyber space.
:v:
[QUOTE=shatteredwindow;23864197]ITT, Horrible, horrible puns that should be ROPED off from the rest of cyber space.[/QUOTE] People need to think before they [i]submit[/i] their post To [i]top[/i] it off, people aren't even checking to see if their pun has been used yet There, enjoy these [i]sub[/i]tle puns
[QUOTE=ZekeTwo;23864824]People need to think before they [I]submit[/I] their post To [I]top[/I] it off, people aren't even checking to see if their pun has been used yet There, enjoy these [I]sub[/I]tle puns[/QUOTE] Oh baby.
[QUOTE=ZekeTwo;23864824]People need to think before they [I]submit[/I] their post To [I]top[/I] it off, people aren't even checking to see if their pun has been used yet There, enjoy these [I]sub[/I]tle puns[/QUOTE] So many puns! Just,[I] [U]too many puns!![/U][/I] :suicide: And I suppose you could say this was a bonding experience for the guy, getting back to basics with nature. But in the end he was left strung out. :smith:
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