Protip: Never sleep on your belly if you get morning glory alot
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Close thread please.
:ohdear:
HOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGH?!
Oh god hahahah. This is the funniest shit I've seen in ages.
I can call bullshit because any sane man would be screaming running around the house bleeding out if the top of his dick is nearly torn off. Not posting on FP.
Your dick broke.
Seen this posted somewhere else. Not funny, and that isn't even possible.
Penis scars cause your penis to bend in unwanted directions :engleft:
Well somehow my dick is bleeding.
I call bullshit. Unless you weigh 600 pounds.
damn woulda been funnier if you broke your faggot 13 year old dick
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Sure ok and I woke up the king of a small african nation.
what the fuck
[QUOTE=Soviet Beef;22395459]damn woulda been funnier if you broke your faggot 13 year old dick[/QUOTE]
That's exactly what happened
[QUOTE=TehDoomCat;22395497]Oh dear...
[IMG]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-AQa73BIBuM/SXqjl3FA-fI/AAAAAAAAC6o/iUdDYfhhNkg/s400/broken%2Bpenis%2B890.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
happens to me all the time
[QUOTE=Ehmmett;22395289]Copy Pasta[/QUOTE]
not a copy pasta, I never saw this before.
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Suttles: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=948878[/url]
Suttles: r8 me dumb or what
Tuco: I just saw this thread and I forgot you're on my friends list so yes I said to myself "what a retard"
Suttles: lol
Suttles: im just trolling
Tuco: then you are dumb
Suttles: well, i hurt my dick
Suttles: no blood[/quote]
I sleep on my belly and have morning wood on a daily basis, but this never happened to me.
Conclusion: OP has an STD.
[QUOTE=Henry Townshend;22395513]:eng101:[/QUOTE]
about the blood.
It was only barely bleeding.
Ouch.
[QUOTE=Suttles;22395250][B] the head was almost torn off[/B][/QUOTE]
You really must be a new brand of stupid
I sleep on my belly once in a while, I've never have any problems or pain with my dick afterward.
Then again, I weight as much as a feather...
I woke up and found it tied in a knot
[QUOTE=kitteh-nator;22395519]I sleep on my belly and have morning wood on a daily basis, but this never happened to me.
Conclusion: OP has a [b]D[/b].[/QUOTE]
Not an STD, no sex involved. :v:
one time I woke up and found my pubes to be really itchy, which is weird because I shave them. That's when I found out I actually had thousands of baby spiders crawling all over my dick and balls
I get morning glory every day and I sleep on my belly. I'm honestly not sure how you broke it unless it was pointing down or some shit.
Guys, Suttles isn't a troll person, 'sides I've been talking to him on steam. His dick is broke but I'm sure it'll get better.
I [I]hope.[/I]
[QUOTE=Snapzies;22396207]one time I woke up and found my pubes to be really itchy, which is weird because I shave them. That's when I found out I actually had thousands of baby spiders crawling all over my dick and balls[/QUOTE]
OH GOD FUCK MY BALLS ARE ITCHY RIGHT nOW AHAHHHSHDVGFVBHbs
I read as I woke up with a hadron.
[QUOTE=GoldenGnome;22396330]I read as I woke up with a hadron.[/QUOTE]
HOLY SHIT you have the LHC as your dick?
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