Cops: Man Commits 2 Shootings, 3 Carjackings, 2 Kidnappings in 74 Minutes - Polidicks

[QUOTE]OAKLAND (CBS SF) - Oakland police are seeking a suspect believed to be responsible for a slew of serious crimes; all of which took place within a 74 minute window late Tuesday morning. Police say that the suspect, 26-year-old Jamar Cleveland (pictured above) is believed to have committed two shootings, three carjackings, and two possible kidnappings between 10:43 a.m. and 11:57 a.m. The one man crime spree began when the suspect allegedly shot a woman and then carjacked another victim to flee the scene. Subsequently, police suspect he carjacked two more victims, forcing one of them to drive him to another location at gunpoint. At some point along the way, he stopped at another location and shot a second victim. [/QUOTE] [URL]http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2013/06/04/one-man-crime-wave-in-oakland-leaves-trail-of-victims/[/URL] [URL]http://www.newshour24.com/world/74vverdrv/Cops-Man-Commits-2-Shootings-3-Carjackings-Kidnappings-74-Minutes.htm[/URL]

guess he forgot that he turned his Xbox off already

And still had time to go bowling with is cousin.

The article forgot when he crossed the bridge blockade. THEN SHIT WENT DOWN.

Did he get a call from an unintelligible Jamaican?

GTA RL Beta tester?

Turns out I wasn't the only one thinking of GTA

You know it's bad when this happens in Oakland and the guy's last name is Cleveland.

GTA V arg

Jason Statham you silly, you

Am I the only one who [i]didn't[/i] immediately think of GTA?

fucking hell i laughed at that title motherfucker lived in an action movie for an hour +

Time for new game+.

Residents of Stillwater have to put up with this shit all the time.

[QUOTE=asteroidrules;40915485]Am I the only one who [i]didn't[/i] immediately think of GTA?[/QUOTE] Chances are if you have to ask that questions. You aren't.

This guy is really racking up the points. Though I am worried about the victims, I hope they are ok :(

Article forgot to mention that he hijacked a tank and the National Guard is after him.

Should have robbed a bank too.

I remember living in Oakland when I was a child. Not that long ago I looked up the apartment complex I lived in on Family Watchdog (tracks sex offenders) and there were more than 10 offenders within the immediate vicinity of the complex.

Oakland's one of the worst places to live in the US. incredible crimerate, underfunded police force.

And he still couldn't follow the damn train.

[QUOTE=Amplar;40916326]Oakland's one of the worst places to live in the US. incredible crimerate, underfunded police force.[/QUOTE] Whoever voted disagree (Dr.C) probably hasn't been there or ready any of its news history. Oakland is historical in terms of crime.

The GTA jokes would have been absolutely ground-shakingly hilarious if it wasn't for the fact that two people got seriously injured

[QUOTE=Protocol7;40915249]guess he forgot that he turned his Xbox off already[/QUOTE] Probably got tired of the terrible graphics and wanted better graphics aka the real thing.

[QUOTE=demoguy08;40916490]The GTA jokes would have been absolutely ground-shakingly hilarious if it wasn't for the fact that two people got seriously injured[/QUOTE] oh man. sorry about that. we didn't notice. yeah, sorry. guess the jokes are really upsetting everybody here. guys! turn the gta jokes off! someone's gettin' offended! 2 people got hurt and you are making it worse! That kind of conduct needs to stop. If someone wants to make a joke about some news piece and everybody's having a good time ratewhoring and shit just leave it up to them. All in all people are here to have a good time. Do you seriously just want them to look at every news piece and weep and sob quietly with a handkerchief in one hand? That isn't my kind of facepunch.

how many stars is that [editline]5th June 2013[/editline] did they send the sherman tanks [editline]5th June 2013[/editline] he better have known where the convertibles were parked

*grand theft auto joke*

This makes me want to go play GTA San Andreas.

Relative of mine just got his camera stolen there a couple weeks ago

[QUOTE=EpikEnvy2.0;40915498]motherfucker lived in an action movie for an hour +[/QUOTE] 74 minutes is the approximate length of an action movie if you add ~15 minutes for non action scenes.