Today I started reading some threads and it suddenly hit me. In this thread you can contribute, by posting the stupidest posts, most oblivios trolls, 10 year old's posts and generally everything which is funny and stupid. Hopefully you will accept the idea and... Um, like it.
To make it a bit more arranged, just post it like this:
[Thread name]________________[/Thread name]
[quote=Me]Post[/quote]
And if you will, your personal comment on the post. (And if it something which can't be understood by most users (I.e. something about a video game), please explane why it is funny.)
Oh, and don't forget to spoiler things which... Spoil. And, please no stuff from the OIFY.
And, let the thread begin.
[B]Is activating project purity [sp]the end?[/sp][/B]
[quote=chunkymonkey]I'm crapping my pants here guys. He wants to beat me up. :(
[img]http://i27.tinypic.com/2cbyok.jpg[/img][/quote]
I don't think that deserves a comment. Although ilw still isn't banned.
[B]How will the 2000s be remembered?[/B]
[QUOTE=JDER14;17156714]We're only 9 years in, I don't think any memorial to the millenium is in need yet.[/QUOTE]
The thread was about the first 10 years of the millenium.
[B]i live near a science lab[/B]
[QUOTE=oyotnas;16988884]So i was rideing my bike after playing video games all day so i came across a building called pyramid labs so i did some research and found this web site [url]http://www.pyramidlabs.com/index.php[/url] and its an aseptic filling and pharmaceutical lyophilization services so unfortunatly its not a quantum physics lab they are basicly a pharmaceutical company so anyone else got any science labs near you and post the website[/QUOTE]
Good for you.
[B]you have a great idea but it doesn't exist[/B]
[quote=TheBoxDog]Ever know great things that would make life easyer but people can't build it untill they pull their head out of their asses, ya know?like a motion detector computer turner oner or something. like a jumpsuit that has wheels on every joint[/quote]
Great, that's an idea.
[B]Why is space black?[/B]
[quote=TizzYcho]I mean, there are eight planets, all which have some sort of light source, and as we know, it is the Sun.
But the Sun is in space, so why isn't Space bright? Does it make any sense that our planet is lit up? Earth could have been any where located in the Solar System and it still wouldn't make a difference. WHY is Space black if the fucking Sun is out there, how does it light up EIGHT planets but not the empty space between them? Even the moon...someone answer this.[/quote]
[B]"u, ur" > "you, your, you're"[/B]
[quote=pixelbanana]
[code]
Saying "u" or "ur" better fits the purpose of language than saying "you", "your", or "you're". First let's consider the purpose of language. Language has 2 main goals:
1. Understandability. U want as many people as possible to understand the concept that ur trying to express.
2. Brevity. U want to express that concept as efficiently as possible.
My argument is that saying "u" or "ur" appeals to brevity without a loss of understandability. Of course, it's a compromise, but it does more good than bad. Observe:
I love u.
What did that "u" refer to? Of course "you".
Is that ur dog?
What did "ur" refer to? "Your", that should be obvious.
Ur looking kinda sick.
Here, "ur" refers to "you're". "Kinda" refers to "kind of". It's all understandable. But lets try something a bit more complicated.
Ur ur own grandpa, u hillbilly!
Here we have "ur" twice in a row. But the only thing it can possibly mean is "you're your", so its fully understandable. Lets abandon barbaric practices like saying "you, your, you're" or "kind of, what, why", and start using the far more efficient and less complicated written language of "u, ur" and "kinda, wut, y".[/code][/quote]
I'm not sure if the thread isn't for Fast Threads or here. Hopefully it won't get deleted, but rather moved.
[highlight](User was banned for this post ("Making a dumb thread." - ventilated))[/highlight]
Ah, I remember the old thread of this.
Best thing ever :v:.
You should add another rule;-
Nothing Religious.
I know how much you thought it was stupid but mentioning it will just cause another retarded debate (Childish Argument, actually).
[QUOTE=Epidemick;17194579]You should add another rule;-
Nothing Religious.
I know how much you thought it was stupid but mentioning it will just cause another retarded debate (Childish Argument, actually).[/QUOTE]
Nah, religion posts [B]ON FACEPUNCH[/B] are mostly stupid and ignorant and troll posts, so they will have a place here.
New rule, no atheists.
[QUOTE=Stopper;17194614]Nah, religion posts are mostly stupid and ignorant and troll posts, so they will have a place here.[/QUOTE]
But if it's a troll post then why would you put it in "Gems of Stupidity" if it's obvious he posted it on purpose.
And the stupid and ignorant part would come from your point of view, but to religious people it doesn't seem so dumb.
Alright, let's just stop this argument, before the thread gets locked.
My contribution.
[b]Facepunch's Gems of Stupidity[/b]
[IMG]http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh7/HQRSE/Untitled-56.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Epidemick;17194579]You should add another rule;-
Nothing Religious.
[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Lf752;17194626]New rule, no atheists.[/QUOTE]
New rule, who gives a shit.
Hehe, yeah. that be the internet.
[QUOTE=Lf752;17194626]New rule, no atheists.[/QUOTE]
I did not mean that religion is stupid as general (Although, I'm an atheist), I meant that generally posts on FP about religion are stupid.
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=17194530&postcount=1[/url]
This post is pretty stupid.
[QUOTE=markg06;17194671][url]http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=17194530&postcount=1[/url]
This post is pretty stupid.[/QUOTE]
I wish we still had a zing
[QUOTE=Stopper;17194661]I did not mean that religion is stupid as general (Although, I'm an atheist), I meant that generally posts on FP about religion are stupid.[/QUOTE]
But are mostly posted by atheists.
[QUOTE=markg06;17194671][url]http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=17194530&postcount=1[/url]
This post is pretty stupid.[/QUOTE]
Hey, guess what? You are late in shitting the thread.
And by what you said you are suggesting all atheist think religion is stupid.
Looks like I hit the [u][url=http://www.facepunch.com/search.php?searchid=885624]motherload[/url][/U].
:v:
[QUOTE=Stopper;17194681]Hey, guess what? You are late in shitting the thread.[/QUOTE]
Hey guess what? You like dicks in your mouth
[QUOTE=Norman Jones;17194704]Hey guess what? You like dicks in your mouth[/QUOTE]
and that is a problem?
[QUOTE=Woutsie;17194709]and that is a problem?[/QUOTE]
of course woutiesie
hey op bitch, wanna suck my bbc? you ian't fucking tough son, that man could donezo your ass
[ Facepunch's Gems of Stupidity] [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?p=17194530#post17194530[/url]
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[QUOTE=Frank_West;17194719]hey op bitch, wanna suck my bbc? you ian't fucking tough son, that man could donezo your ass
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I... Wh-?
FratelliProductions
That's what you get when you're part of a forum full of teenagers.
[QUOTE=HQRSE;17194641]My contribution.
[b]Facepunch's Gems of Stupidity[/b]
[IMG]http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh7/HQRSE/Untitled-56.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
CTRL+Scroll down.
I remember this time someone was arguing to me that Nuclear Breeders didn't exist, causing me to post around 7-8 images of various Breeders, news articles relating to them, information regarding getting a job at one, future possibilities, etc.
He didn't respond.
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