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You seemed to have missed something.
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how 2 fast thread?
[QUOTE=soccerskyman;25879654]You seemed to have missed something.
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:frog:
Epic manly men.
On another message board I'm on, one of the members got a Distinguished Service Cross for driving a Humvee into a trench in Iraq full of insurgents, killing them all until he ran out of ammo, then picked up their guns and rocket launchers and worked his way down a half mile long trench full of al Qaeda...
What, no armorplated bulldozer man?
[QUOTE=Ridge;25879909]Epic manly men.
On another message board I'm on, one of the members got a Distinguished Service Cross for driving a Humvee into a trench in Iraq full of insurgents, killing them all until he ran out of ammo, then picked up their guns and rocket launchers and worked his way down a mile and a half long trench full of al Qaeda...[/QUOTE]
What a fucking badass. I'd join the Army but I'm a pussy.
it also means shit contentless threads
Fast thread thread.
The 5 Most Epic Fast Threads Rampages in the History of General Discussion.
[QUOTE=***zer0***;25879943]What, no armorplated bulldozer man?[/QUOTE]
yeah, because dr. killdozer took place during a war.
[editline]5th November 2010[/editline]
they already talked about dr. killdozer in another article anyway
Even if this is in the wrong section, that was an interesting read.
one man fast thread spree
Holy fuck 51 reading.
[QUOTE=Ridge;25879909]Epic manly men.
On another message board I'm on, one of the members got a Distinguished Service Cross for driving a Humvee into a trench in Iraq full of insurgents, killing them all until he ran out of ammo, then picked up their guns and rocket launchers and worked his way down a mile and a half long trench full of al Qaeda...[/QUOTE]
I bet it was Linelor.
It doesn't even have the killdozer rampage, that was the most epic rampage ever!
I've seen better...
Mad Jack is a good example.
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Churchill resumed his commission after [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poland"]Poland[/URL] was invaded, volunteering for the [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commandos"]Commandos[/URL] after fighting at [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Dunkirk"]Dunkirk[/URL]. Churchill was unsure what Commando Duty entailed, but he signed up because it sounded dangerous. In May 1940, Churchill and his unit, the Manchester Regiment, ambushed a German patrol near [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=L%27Epinette&action=edit&redlink=1"]L'Epinette[/URL], [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/France"]France[/URL]. Churchill gave the signal to attack by cutting down the enemy Feldwebel ([URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feldwebel"]sergeant[/URL]) with his barbed arrows, becoming the only known British soldier to have felled an enemy with a [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longbow"]longbow[/URL] in the course of the war.
Churchill was second in command of No. 3 Commando in [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Archery"]Operation Archery[/URL], a raid on the German garrison at [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V%C3%A5gs%C3%B8y"]Vågsøy[/URL], [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norway"]Norway[/URL] on December 27, 1941.As the ramps fell on the first landing craft, Churchill leapt forward from his position playing [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=The_March_of_the_Cameron_Men&action=edit&redlink=1"]The March of the Cameron Men[/URL] on [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bagpipes"]bagpipes[/URL],[U] [/U]threw a grenade, and began running towards the bay. For his actions at Dunkirk and Vaasgo, Churchill received the [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_Cross"]Military Cross and Bar[/URL].[[I][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Citation_needed"]citation needed[/URL][/I]]
In July 1943, as commanding officer, he led 2 Commando from their landing site at [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catania"]Catania[/URL] in Sicily with his trademark [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claybeg"]claybeg[/URL] slung around his waist and a longbow and arrows around his neck and his bagpipes under his arm. This was again repeated at the landings at Salerno. Leading 2 Commando, Churchill was ordered to capture a German observation post outside of the town of [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Molina"]La Molina[/URL] controlling a pass leading down to the [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salerno"]Salerno[/URL] beach-head. He led the attack by 2 and 41 Commandos, infiltrating the town and capturing the post, taking 42 prisoners including a mortar squad. Churchill led the men and prisoners back down the pass with the wounded being carried on carts with huge wheels, pushed by German prisoners. He commented that to him it was "an image from the Napoleonic Wars."He received the [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Distinguished_Service_Order"]Distinguished Service Order[/URL] for leading this action at [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salerno"]Salerno[/URL].
In 1944, he led the Commandos in [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yugoslavia"]Yugoslavia[/URL], where they supported the efforts of [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tito"]Tito[/URL]'s partisans from the Adriatic island of [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vis"]Vis[/URL]. In May, he was ordered to raid the German held island of [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bra%C4%8D"]Brač[/URL]. He organised a [I]motley army[/I] of 1,500 Partisans, 43 Commando and one troop from 40 Commando for the raid. The landing was unopposed, but on seeing the [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eyries"]eyries[/URL] from which they later encountered German fire, the Partisans decided to defer the attack until the following day. Churchill's bagpipes signalled the remaining Commandos to battle. After being strafed by an RAF [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spitfire"]Spitfire[/URL], Churchill decided to withdraw for the night and to re-launch the attack the following morning.[U] [/U]The following morning, one flanking attack was launched by 43 Commando with Churchill leading the elements from 40 Commando. The Partisans remained at the landing area. Only Churchill and six others managed to reach the objective. A mortar shell killed or wounded everyone but Churchill, who was playing "[URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Will_Ye_No_Come_Back_Again"]Will Ye No Come Back Again[/URL]?" on his pipes as the Germans advanced. He was knocked unconscious by grenades and captured. He was later flown to [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berlin"]Berlin[/URL] for interrogation and then transferred to [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sachsenhausen_concentration_camp"]Sachsenhausen concentration camp[/URL].
[URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Jack_Churchill_leading_training_charge_with_sword.jpg"][IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d2/Jack_Churchill_leading_training_charge_with_sword.jpg/300px-Jack_Churchill_leading_training_charge_with_sword.jpg[/IMG][/URL] [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Jack_Churchill_leading_training_charge_with_sword.jpg"][IMG]http://bits.wikimedia.org/skins-1.5/common/images/magnify-clip.png[/IMG][/URL]
Jack Churchill (far right) leads a training exercise, sword in hand, from a [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Higgins_boat"]Eureka boat[/URL] in [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inveraray"]Inveraray[/URL].
In September 1944, he and an RAF officer crawled under the wire through an abandoned drain and set out to walk to the [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baltic_Sea"]Baltic[/URL] coast; they were recaptured near the coastal city of [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rostock"]Rostock[/URL], only a few miles from the sea. In late April 1945 Churchill was [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transport_of_concentration_camp_inmates_to_Tyrol"]transferred to Tyrol[/URL] together with about 140 other prominent concentration camp inmates, where the [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SS"]SS[/URL] left the prisoners behind.After the departure of the Germans he walked 150 miles to [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Verona,_Italy"]Verona, Italy[/URL] where he met an American armoured column.[[I][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Citation_needed"]citation needed[/URL][/I]]
As the [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pacific_War"]Pacific War[/URL] was still ongoing Churchill was sent to [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burma"]Burma[/URL], where the largest land battles against Japan were still raging, but by the time he reached India, [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atomic_bombings_of_Hiroshima_and_Nagasaki"]Hiroshima and Nagasaki had been bombed[/URL], and the war abruptly ended. Churchill was said to be unhappy with the abrupt end of the war, saying: "If it wasn't for those damn Yanks, we could have kept the war going another 10 years!"[/quote]
or Audie Murphy
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[I][B]Rank and organization:[/B] Second Lieutenant, U.S. Army, Company B 15th Infantry, 3rd Infantry Division.[/I][I][B]Place and date:[/B] Near Holtzwihr France, January 26, 1945.[/I][I][B]Entered service at:[/B] Dallas, Texas. Birth: Hunt County, near Kingston, Texas, G.O. No. 65, August 9, 1944.[/I][I][B]Citation:[/B] Second Lt. Murphy commanded Company B, which was attacked by six tanks and waves of infantry. 2d Lt. Murphy ordered his men to withdraw to a prepared position in a woods, while he remained forward at his command post and continued to give fire directions to the artillery by telephone. Behind him, to his right, one of our tank destroyers received a direct hit and began to burn. Its crew withdrew to the woods. 2d Lt. Murphy continued to direct artillery fire, which killed large numbers of the advancing enemy infantry. With the enemy tanks abreast of his position, 2d Lt. Murphy climbed on the burning tank destroyer, which was in danger of blowing up at any moment, and employed its .50 caliber machine gun against the enemy. He was alone and exposed to German fire from three sides, but his deadly fire killed dozens of Germans and caused their infantry attack to waver. The enemy tanks, losing infantry support, began to fall back. For an hour the Germans tried every available weapon to eliminate 2d Lt. Murphy, but he continued to hold his position and wiped out a squad that was trying to creep up unnoticed on his right flank. Germans reached as close as 10 yards, only to be mowed down by his fire. He received a leg wound, but ignored it and continued his single-handed fight until his ammunition was exhausted. He then made his way back to his company, refused medical attention, and organized the company in a counterattack, which forced the Germans to withdraw. His directing of artillery fire wiped out many of the enemy; he killed or wounded about 50. 2d Lt. Murphy's indomitable courage and his refusal to give an inch of ground saved his company from possible encirclement and destruction, and enabled it to hold the woods which had been the enemy's objective.[/I][/quote]
[URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Churchill#cite_note-WWII_magazine-7"] [/URL]
I saw a Military History channel documentary about Pearl Harbor.
This one guy grabbed a machine gun, set up at some sandbags and kept shooting at the Japan planes, while some other soldiers and pilots got an ammo storage room open and kept bring over ammo to feed the machine-gun. He survived (some how) he had taken some bad wounds, like he had shrapnel in his knuckles.
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i don't get why everyone keeps saying fast threads, is that like some new fad for every goddamn GD thread now or something
there was a guy on Guadalcanal who took out forty Japanese with just a machete and a 1911 while defending a machine gun nest
Why not just make a thread about Cracked.com instead of just posting an article about it? That website has enough great articles to fill up a thread.
HOw many times must people be told, post this shit in fast threads
i luv big pics of da frums
I find your lack of content disturbing.
[QUOTE=Ridge;25879909]Epic manly men.
On another message board I'm on, one of the members got a Distinguished Service Cross for driving a Humvee into a trench in Iraq full of insurgents, killing them all until he ran out of ammo, then picked up their guns and rocket launchers and worked his way down a half mile long trench full of al Qaeda...[/QUOTE]
Found the citation. It was for the Navy Cross:
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The President of the United States
Takes Pleasure in Presenting
The Navy Cross
To
[B]Brian R. Chontosh[/B]
First Lieutenant, United States Marine Corps
For Services as Set Forth in the Following Citation:
For extraordinary heroism as Combined Anti-Armor Platoon Commander, Weapons Company, 3rd Battalion, 5th Marines, [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1st_Marine_Division_%28United_States%29"]1st Marine Division[/URL], [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Marine_Expeditionary_Force"]I Marine Expeditionary Force[/URL] in support of Operation IRAQI FREEDOM on 25 March 2003. While leading his platoon north on Highway I toward Ad Diwaniyah, First Lieutenant Chontosh's platoon moved into a coordinated ambush of mortars, rocket propelled grenades, and automatic weapons fire. With coalition tanks blocking the road ahead, he realized his platoon was caught in a kill zone.
He had his driver move the vehicle through a breach along his flank, where he was immediately taken under fire from an entrenched machine gun. Without hesitation, First Lieutenant Chontosh ordered the driver to advance directly at the enemy position enabling his .50 caliber machine gunner to silence the enemy.
He then directed his driver into the enemy trench, where he exited his vehicle and began to clear the trench with an M16A2 service rifle and 9 millimeter pistol. His ammunition depleted, First Lieutenant Chontosh, with complete disregard for his safety, twice picked up discarded enemy rifles and continued his ferocious attack.
When a Marine following him found an enemy rocket propelled grenade launcher, First Lieutenant Chontosh used it to destroy yet another group of enemy soldiers. When his audacious attack ended, he had cleared over 200 meters of the enemy trench, killing more than 20 enemy soldiers and wounding several others[U].[/U]
By his outstanding display of decisive leadership, unlimited courage in the face of heavy enemy fire, and utmost devotion to duty, First Lieutenant Chontosh reflected great credit upon himself and upheld the highest traditions of the Marine Corps and the [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Department_of_the_Navy"]United States Naval Service[/URL].[/quote]
[QUOTE=Lord of Ears;25881044]i don't get why everyone keeps saying fast threads, is that like some new fad for every goddamn GD thread now or something[/QUOTE]
It's not a fad it's the fucking truth to get your lazy shit ass to make good threads
Where was the website with like 20 of these guys
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