Guardian 8, providing better self defense THAN A GUN!
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[video=youtube;ggCY0Zi8IrM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggCY0Zi8IrM&list=UUDlaWfuSBCWYYDgyRQzU9Aw&index=2[/video]
oh god why
This is a very real and legitimate scenario.
[QUOTE=t h e;46666013]This is a very real and legitimate scenario.[/QUOTE]
Did you see that roll? Most realistic roll I've ever seen, doesn't seem staged one bit.
Truly the future of self-defense.
[editline]8th December 2014[/editline]
Should've just thrown it at him, would've been more effective.
Oh my god that straight face.
Time Crisis is looking great.
How can he keep that face lol. Its kind of cringeworthy
"I...I harmed him."
"You'll get used to it, it'll be alright, c'mon let's go get some coffee"
[IMG]https://i.imgur.com/nPkRbPB.jpg[/IMG]
this just seems like a glorified pepper spray
they literally put bells and whistles on pepper spray.
I think this might have worked better.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwhpB6RP6A4#t=117[/media]
It's a shame they went with a siren instead of a cool laser gun sound
That was scary! I hope to never encounter a level 3 incident myself.
Lol seriously?!
if i were the cop i'd wonder what the hell he did to him
What the [obnoxious censor bleep] was that [obnoxious censor bleep]?
I thought maybe this would be something cool making use of directed sound tech to disable people by overloading their hearing, it's on some navy ships already for use against small watercraft crews.
But no. it was this.
On level 4 it just turns into a small railgun that penetrates the skull easily.
He shot him right in the face. Couldn't he have just gone for the legs?
It looks exactly like one of those dirt-cheap chinese toys, and sounds like one too
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reminds me of this, can't find the original video though
[video=youtube;we9ly3DS0kw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we9ly3DS0kw[/video]
Next generation defense technology, now in assault rifle format:
[t]http://www.isoaker.com/Armoury/Analysis/1998/CPS1500_images/iS_supersoaker_cps1500_01.jpg[/t]
[QUOTE=Foobagooba;46668593]Next generation defense technology, now in assault rifle format:
[t]http://www.isoaker.com/Armoury/Analysis/1998/CPS1500_images/iS_supersoaker_cps1500_01.jpg[/t][/QUOTE]
When I was younger I had that thing
watching everyone drop one by one
As a security guard myself, I'd feel very embarrassed doing my rounds and other duties with one of these on my belts. I'd probably just stuff it under my belt and hope no one sees the bulge under my uniform. So long as the pepper spray doesn't accidentally blast down my asscrack.
I feel it adds a calculated psychological warfare aspect to the traditional pepper spray can. Imagine, you're Jimbo Large, petty crook and part time graffiti artist, and tonight is your initiation into Platinum Sundae, the infamous gang of rollerblading hip-hop vagabonds.
You are tasked with mugging some random chump of his iPhone, and so you accost a fedora-bearing lad in a shady alley outside Morrison's and demand his phone. He immediately pulls out what looks like a toy laser pistol, which promptly begins to make phaser sounds and siren noises, as well as blinding you with a flashing disco strobe light, last but not least squirting mace into your delicate eyes. As you fall to the floor shrieking, the integrated camera records every moment of you writhing like a breakdancer in the strobe-lit alley, your yells of agony accompanied by your target's bellows of [i]"LEVEL THREE! LEVEL THREE!"[/i]. A press of a button on the Guardian Pro V2's magazine uploads the footage of your defeat by what resembles a Chinese knock-off of a Nerf blaster to Worldstar and Liveleak, ensuring that not only can you never face your friends again, but you will never be a member of your idolized Platinum Sundae. A final press of the Pro V2's trigger upgrades the threat level to Level 4, mercifully terminating your existence in a hailstorm of high-explosive rounds.
[QUOTE=Tarzy;46668734]As a security guard myself, I'd feel very embarrassed doing my rounds and other duties with one of these on my belts. I'd probably just stuff it under my belt and hope no one sees the bulge under my uniform. So long as the pepper spray doesn't accidentally blast down my asscrack.[/QUOTE]
I'll second that. I'd almost rather pummel someone with the Motorola I carry than be forced to perform 4 walks-of-shame a night with a Chinese Blaster on my belt.
Also I hope everyone appreciates how little they showed of the cop because they absolutely couldn't make a convincing one.
If that liquid is anything other than cat piss, they really missed an opportunity.
Imagine you were a security guard somewhere in a really bad neighbourhood and when you got the job, you ask your boss if you're issued a service weapon and he hands you this thing.
Pretty sure i heard the intro music from the Nexus dungeon in Wow...
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