for the last few days this stupid cunt has been waking me up early in the morning by being a complete retard. it doesn't even yell or anything like a normal bird, it just decides to bash it's beak on the window like a dumb faggot.
there it is. sitting on my window sill like a fucking asshole.
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after waking me up, it will return throughout the day just to make sure i'm still living in misery. look at that godamn faggot face of his. what is your fucking problem bird.
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stupid cunt. taunting me. have some honor you fucking bird, you've already defeated me.
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you are nothing but a fucking troll. i already have an alarm clock set in the morning, i don't need your faggotry as well.
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get the fuck out
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I love birds
It probably wants to come inside :frown:
Move it with your physgun.
Let it sleep next to you.
I'm actually quite amused by this thread.
[QUOTE=Freestyle;24855450]Let it sleep next to you.[/QUOTE]
How do I bird flu?
What an epic and graceful bird. I wish I was a bird. Oh how wondrous it would be, flying in the sky. So much freedom...
I would suggest getting a pussy cat.
Open the window, have an adventure.
get a shotgun and some birdshot
Whatever, just don't let them steal your quarters.
Oh shit deja vu
wait i remember this
the birds
if more birds start to come you should probably vacate your house
We need more threads like this.
woah thought i was in the GMF for a second.
quality thread from a quality member
[QUOTE=Itsjustguy;24855532]Oh shit deja vu[/QUOTE]
I'm having it too
but it's a repeat
I remember deja-vuing this thread once before
i remember when i made a thread about a bird in gmf
wait what this isnt gmf howd i get here damn you budspoonsc
Sleep with your window open and see what happens
wake up with a bird on ur dick
Start feeding it and make it your pet.
[QUOTE=Dragon;24855625]Sleep with your window open and see what happens[/QUOTE]
Do this and leave your penis out of your pants.
I am far more amused by this than i should be.
Shoot it.
Thats one pretty bird
That bird is obviously trying to lead you to the pot of marijuana.
leave rice on the window sill for it to eat
watch it explode
and by rice i mean sodium tablets
i've got a bird that makes me wake up every summer. every morning i have the same image of me shooting it whenever i wake up.
I say let him in, and once he is inside; close your window. Then catch him, and have your way with him.
Eradicate the pest, there is no alternative.
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