• Alex Jones' Guide to Dudes Levitating in Spain
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[video=youtube;KxhugzmOx2Y]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxhugzmOx2Y#t=71[/video]
I like how he keeps talking how he sees the illusion and yet he's still wondering how he keeps himself up for so long.
He's so trippy, he can't help himself, just rambling on about conspiracy theories. "I don't want to be a conspiracy theorist" he says, that's rich because that is all he is.
wtf
That was less funny than I thought it would be.
All he did was ramble about random shit, then showed the guy. When he would pan the camera away, I'd get mad and yell at my screen saying "stfu and show me the levitating man!"
how does he do that?
[QUOTE=NixNax123;48350578]how does he do that?[/QUOTE] The bar that he's using as a "cane" goes under his arm and he's sitting on it, but the rest of the bar is covered by his coat.
[QUOTE=NixNax123;48350578]how does he do that?[/QUOTE] -ninjad-
liver shield
did he genuinely just say "mainstream media would say this is real, this is really happening" um, no they wouldn't, because i'm pretty sure anyone working for them wasn't born in the middle ages. awful way to support your conspiracy theories
[QUOTE=NixNax123;48350578]how does he do that?[/QUOTE] He has a very firm grip on the pole.
[QUOTE=Instant Mix;48350671]did he genuinely just say "mainstream media would say this is real, this is really happening" um, no they wouldn't, because i'm pretty sure anyone working for them wasn't born in the middle ages. awful way to support your conspiracy theories[/QUOTE] It's kind of the most important part of conspiracy theory/cult indoctrination, convince your flock that nobody else can be trusted by lying about everyone who opposes you.
I don't know who this guy is, and upon watching the video I legitimately thought he was doing a satirical piece like Eric Andre or something. This guy... is he doing a piece, or is he a little nutty?
[QUOTE=Nifae;48351524]I don't know who this guy is, and upon watching the video I legitimately thought he was doing a satirical piece like Eric Andre or something. This guy... is he doing a piece, or is he a little nutty?[/QUOTE] The nuttiest of all nuts. The head peanut. He feeds other nuts.
[QUOTE=Nifae;48351524]I don't know who this guy is, and upon watching the video I legitimately thought he was doing a satirical piece like Eric Andre or something. This guy... is he doing a piece, or is he a little nutty?[/QUOTE] A lot of people think he's a scam artist playing a role for attention, but his viewers that aren't undercover ATF agents believe it all.
Image explanation if you don't get how the dude is levitating. He's basically sitting in a chair. [IMG]https://i.imgur.com/69VF98z.jpg[/IMG]
Why does he drop the 'H' in Herbs? Made me uncomfortable
[QUOTE=Justin Case;48354953]Why does he drop the 'H' in Herbs? Made me uncomfortable[/QUOTE] I think that's how its meant to be pronounced in America, though I don't like it that way either. Sounds weird to me.
Why do I get the feeling that the medicine at the end of the video is not properly tested?
[QUOTE=kilerabv;48355225]Why do I get the feeling that the medicine at the end of the video is not properly tested?[/QUOTE] Testing wont mean shit if the single droplet into a pint of water they show is the suggested dosage. You'd be drinking water with trace elements of whatever the fuck is in that junk. So little it's going to have no measurable effect. Yay alternative "medicine"!
[QUOTE=hexpunK;48355300]Testing wont mean shit if the single droplet into a pint of water they show is the suggested dosage. You'd be drinking water with trace elements of whatever the fuck is in that junk. So little it's going to have no measurable effect. Yay alternative "medicine"![/QUOTE] The magic of homeopathy, less is more!....somehow. By that logic everytime you drink purified water you are getting lethal doses of lead, arsenic, mercury and all the other stuff filtered out of drinking water
[QUOTE=kilerabv;48355225]Why do I get the feeling that the medicine at the end of the video is not properly tested?[/QUOTE] Every one of his videos end with some advert for some bullshit miracle product.. [editline]2nd August 2015[/editline] Placebo is a very real phenomenon, though.. If people were to happily invest in snake oil and genuinely feel better in the long run, who am I to disillusion them?
The fact that it's for "detox" is a sign enough it's scam.
He sells fluoride guard too. Its illegal for him to say that it actually protects against fluoride (whatever that means), so he guarentees he is selling "the best product for your health" to circumvent it.
You can't have a thread about Alex Jones without posting this [video=youtube;LhqUk28OwHs]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhqUk28OwHs[/video]
Alex Jones isn't actually a conspiracy theorist. He's about as nutty as say Glen Beck, and by nutty I mean acting. I've dealt with conspiracy theorists, in fact I used to be one. Alex Jones is hated even in most Conspiracy circles because he ignores facts they've come up with, he ignores what they have collectively agreed actually happened and flies on his own stuff. However, for the most part, he does it as a show and its fairly obvious that he does it like this.
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