Sausage strife in Germany: Pedestrian hits BMW with bologna

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[quote]BERLIN — A BMW driver brought out the wurst in a pedestrian in Germany, who dented the luxury vehicle with a 30 centimeter (foot-long) bologna saying the car was going too fast and endangering his son.

Police in the eastern city of Neubrandenburg said Wednesday the sausage strife broke out over the weekend when the 49-year-old man and his 8-year-old son were crossing the street.

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[Kube]

BMW drivers really are the wurst.

[bourgogne]

Fucking sauvages.

[Kickin Balls]

Was he a bit porky?

[Perrine]

[QUOTE=Ninja Gnome;50926549]30 centimeter (foot-long) bologna [/QUOTE]

That's a bunch of bologna, 30cm is only 0.984 feet

[Rocâ„¢]

How could this be any more german?

[Tasm]

[QUOTE=Rocâ„¢;50927011]How could this be any more german?[/QUOTE]

Probably with a beheading

[SirJon]

[QUOTE=Tasm;50927040]Probably with a beheading[/QUOTE]

That's more Frances gig

[Araknid]

[quote]who dented the luxury vehicle with a 30 centimeter (foot-long) bologna[/quote]
he fucking [b]dented[/b] a car with a sausage
god damn

[Lowland]

[QUOTE=Araknid;50927793]he fucking [b]dented[/b] a car with a sausage
god damn[/QUOTE]

That's not weird. Cars dent really easily. A large sausage is basically a meat club.

[croguy]

[QUOTE=V12US;50928030]That's not weird. Cars dent really easily. A large sausage is basically a meat club.[/QUOTE]

And a flying bologna tends to carry a good amount of force thanks to its weight. You can hurt people pretty easily by smacking them with your sausage.

[Fulcrum]

[QUOTE=croguy;50928184]And a flying bologna tends to carry a good amount of force thanks to its weight. You can hurt people pretty easily by smacking them with your sausage.[/QUOTE]

You sound like you speak from experience

[Tasm]

[QUOTE=SirJon;50927266]That's more Frances gig[/QUOTE]

not for long

[nAXiom090]

[QUOTE=Rocâ„¢;50927011]How could this be any more german?[/QUOTE]

hasselhoff

[Tudd Fudders]

I bet the guy's son is a Brat.

[Tuskin]

[QUOTE=LtKyle2;50926561]BMW drivers really are the wurst.[/QUOTE]

They used that pun in the article.

[Inspecter]

[QUOTE=Rocâ„¢;50927011]How could this be any more german?[/QUOTE]

Maybe if the sausage was an actual German sausage rather than a sausage that's Italian/American.