So apparently I found out that I have hemorrhoids, which are the most painful thing I have ever experienced. Has anyone else ever had any run in with them? My mom says the only cure is some like tube I have to shove up my ass, which I will not fucking ever do, so I would like to know if anyone else has had any experience with them, and knows of any alternative methods that don't involve things up my ass.
do it you homo
Know this:
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You cannot burst them like pimples.[/B][/I]
That is all.
[QUOTE=BlargCow;18650669]do it you homo[/QUOTE]
What he said
Don't be a baby, shove the cream up your ass
That sound incredibly painful!
I can't imagine any fate that would be worse than shoving something up my ass.
...go to a hospital and seek professional help; facepunch is not a hospital
i had to google this because I forgot what it was
i accidentally searched on google images
One time, they made my entire toilet bowl red with blood. I was a little freaked.
:hurr: I'm so insecure about my masculinity that I won't do something to stop myself from being in pain.
[QUOTE=B1N4RY!;18650708]...go to a hospital and seek professional help; facepunch is not a hospital[/QUOTE]
I'd rather ask if anyone has had a similar run in because I don't feel like traveling to the hospital and have them examine my asshole, There are things I'd rather do first, like asking other people.
One fork and a fuckton of dedication and perserverance and your roids are gone.
Shoving something up your ass?
Dude, it feels like heaven :smug:
Dude, it's not like you have to pull a Goatse, it's just rubbing some lube up your arse...
Stop being so melodramatic about it...
just put the tube up your butt you sissy
[media]http://www.hemorrhoidsinplainenglish.com/images/hemorrhoid-pic.jpg[/media]
That could happen :ohdear:
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Don't use bolt cutters to remove them.
[quote=ryzo;18650760][media]http://www.hemorrhoidsinplainenglish.com/images/hemorrhoid-pic.jpg[/media]
that could happen :ohdear:[/quote]
OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK
KILL ME NOW
help me find my eyes :(
Omg why o why did i click
[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;18650755]Dude, it's not like you have to pull a Goatse, it's just rubbing some lube up your arse...
Stop being so melodramatic about it...[/QUOTE]
It's awful, and I'm sure if your ass hurt as much as mine you would feel similarly.
Seriously, having something in your ass really isn't that bad, it doesn't hurt it just feels really weird. Stop being a pussy and think about your own good.
That's the idea OP, just rub some lube up your arse and the pain will cease ¬¬
[QUOTE=Ryzo;18650760][media]http://www.hemorrhoidsinplainenglish.com/images/hemorrhoid-pic.jpg[/media]
That could happen :ohdear:
WARNING DON'T CLICK IF YOU ARE A SISSY[/QUOTE]
OH MY FUCKING HOLY CHRIST ON A SHITTY STICK
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCKIDY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
/caps
[QUOTE=HookJ;18650803]Seriously, having something in your ass really isn't that bad, it doesn't hurt it just feels really weird. Stop being a pussy and think about your own good.[/QUOTE]
If you insist...
[QUOTE=Trogdon;18650839]If you insist...[/QUOTE]
Make sure you upload some "before" and "after" pics :q:
Wow OP you pussy, real men can take something up there ass and still kickass.
Crazy Larry says: "Fucking females is for poofs."
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