• Woman Kills Three For Last X-Box at Chicago Wal-Mart
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[QUOTE]A woman was arrested today for stabbing to death three shoppers at a Chicago area Wal-Mart in order to secure the store's last X-Box One.Mary Robbins, a married mother of two, reportedly wrestled her competitors to the ground before fatally wounding them with a sharpened Phillips head screw driver. The victim's names have not yet been released, but are said to include a sociology student at Northwestern University, a chemistry teacher at at local high school and a young pregnant woman buying a system for her brother. Robbins fled the scene and was apprehended at home hours later after police identified her license plates on the store's surveillance camera. Although many are shocked by the senseless violence, the alleged perpetrator is unrepentant. "Of course I'd do it all over again," the University of Chicago educated lawyer proclaims from a Cook County jail cell, "My little Dustin is going to have an X-Box for Christmas this year. No one can take that away from him. Not even the police. "Shopping isn't a hobby for me, it's a war. So I have to spend a little time behind bars. So what? I didn't punk out. I fought hard for my family, and I'm proud of that."[/QUOTE] [URL]http://www.codewit.com/north-america/14386-woman-kills-three-for-last-x-box-at-chicago-wal-mart[/URL] What the fuck? [highlight](User was banned for this post ("I think it's time for you to start checking your sources." - Swebonny))[/highlight]
what the fuck is with all these console related crimes [editline]a[/editline] [quote]and a young pregnant woman buying a system for her brother.[/quote] [b]WHAT THE FUCK[/b] [quote]I didn't punk out. I fought hard for my family, and I'm proud of that[/quote] Yeah I bet you're real fucking tough, stabbing a pregnant woman. Stupid bitch.
So why exactly are there humans who are ready to kill for luxury material possessions? I'm honestly baffled.
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
This women has mental issues holy shit.
"So I have to spend a little time behind bars. So what? I didn't punk out. I fought hard for my family, and I'm proud of that." Fuck you stupid cunt. Four lives are gone because you're a sociopath with no sense of morality.
People saying it's fake on the website.
First to be shanked in jail.
From the same article: "A witness says an old lady beat a kid with her purse in order to get the last toothbrush holder. “I don’t even have real teeth anymore and have no need for such an item but it was over 35% off. I might be old but I’m not dumb, of course I will take advantage of that deal,” says 88 year old Margaret Robinson." What the Hell is going on here?! I seriously, seriously hope it's some sort of prank...
Are people allowed to be there own defence? article says shes a lawyer, I doubt many other lawyers would want her as a client.
Just. What the fuck, why?
god bless the usa
wait a sec folks, this might be from a satire site.
this isnt real, how you could take it seriously is beyond me lol [url]http://dailycurrant.com/2013/11/30/woman-kills-three-for-last-x-box-at-chicago-wal-mart/[/url]
It's fake. The original artical is from the Daily Currant [url]http://dailycurrant.com/2013/11/30/woman-kills-three-for-last-x-box-at-chicago-wal-mart/[/url]
What a trustable source.
Yes it's from a satire news site, heres the "source": [url]http://dailycurrant.com/2013/11/30/woman-kills-three-for-last-x-box-at-chicago-wal-mart/[/url] [editline]2nd December 2013[/editline] wow double ninjaed
[QUOTE=thisispain;43044415]this isnt real, how you could take it seriously is beyond me lol [url]http://dailycurrant.com/2013/11/30/woman-kills-three-for-last-x-box-at-chicago-wal-mart/[/url][/QUOTE] Considering the shit happening lately, it wouldn't be surprising if it was real
[quote]So I have to spend a little time behind bars. So what?[/quote] alittle time? Try life. Maybe that xbox will fill the void of a mother.
Unless you post a source that isn't some Nigerian Tabloid website, I don't believe a fucking word.
Well fuck, I found it in the news section of google. Sorry guys
Funny how it is still indistinguishable from legitimate news on Black Friday.
I too get my news about murders in the U.S. from a Nigerian news aggregator that regularly "reports" on Onion articles and facebook posts.
I fucking hope Chicago is pro-life, so that they can get her extra jailtime on charges of illegal abortion
Gay.
Read the article before posting guys, it's satire. [quote]According to Wal-Mart, America’s largest retailer, the company admits that over 5,000 shoppers will be killed at their stores this Holiday season. “We include people killed from Thanksgiving to Christmas, so it’s not like they are all dying in one day. Besides, more kids will die making this junk than they do buying it, we see that as a positive,” Wal-Mart Spokesman Charlie Hass told the Herald.[/quote]
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