Surfer punches shark in the face, rides wave back to shore, fucks five chicks at once.
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[url]http://www.smh.com.au/national/surfer-punches-shark-then-catches-wave-20100607-xppr.html[/url]
[release]A surfer fought off a large shark and then reportedly rode a wave to safety in Western Australia.
Michael Bedford was knocked off his board by the shark, believed to have been a great white, which then came back for a second charge, witnesses said.
But he punched the animal and then caught a passing wave to the shore, where friends used the board's rope as a tourniquet for bite wounds on his leg.
"He gave it a good whack he reckons, a good punch and that doesn't surprise me knowing Mick," witness Lee Cummuskey told ABC.
"It is your worst nightmare and Mick's been through it and survived so he's just really lucky."
Mr Bedford had surgery after Sunday's attack near Albany, south of Perth, and his condition was described as stable.
Australia has several shark attacks each year, with 194 people killed over the past 200 years, records show.[/release]
Maybe I exaggerated the title, but he's still a badass.
Fuck you shark, I'm trying to surf.
This is pretty badass man.
One of the things I want to do before I die is punch a shark without getting my arm ripped off.
Goddamn don't fuck with Saxton Hale
I bet the shark was like this after he got punched.
"Fuck you man. I was trying to say hello"
Shark's mentality:
[img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_eLkHhhY7c24/RzneZyIJSAI/AAAAAAAABrc/-DVtAxMhc04/s400/shark.jpg[/img]
But then:
[img]http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/13000/Surfer-Attack--13428.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;22455263]Goddamn don't fuck with Saxton Hale[/QUOTE]
[img]http://image.fpsbanana.com/ico/sprays/sax2.png[/img]
Tubular!
Punching a shark in the face is actually the best thing you can do to avoid being bitten.(if the shark is about to bite you) A good whack to the ampulae of lorenzini would be like hitting the head of an erect penis with a hammer.
[QUOTE=OvB;22455415]Punching a shark in the face is actually the best thing you can do to avoid being bitten.(if the shark is about to bite you) A good whack to the ampulae of lorenzini would be like hitting the head of an erect penis with a hammer.[/QUOTE]
...AH
[QUOTE=OvB;22455415]Punching a shark in the face is actually the best thing you can do to avoid being bitten.(if the shark is about to bite you) A good whack to the ampulae of lorenzini would be like hitting the head of an erect penis with a hammer.[/QUOTE]
It would be wise to not miss and punch the back of its throat.
[QUOTE=OvB;22455415]Punching a shark in the face is actually the best thing you can do to avoid being bitten.(if the shark is about to bite you) A good whack to the ampulae of lorenzini would be like hitting the head of an erect penis with a hammer.[/QUOTE]
The visuals that gave me...
:byodood:
[QUOTE=Carbon Knight;22455466]It would be wise to not miss and punch the back of its throat.[/QUOTE]
Yes, by all means don't miss.
[QUOTE=Wakka;22455158]Fuck you shark, I'm trying to surf.[/QUOTE]
Fuck you surfer, I'm trying to shark.
What happens if a shark is at a high speed chase and you trick it to run into a concrete wall face first.
If a puny human punching it is like a hammer to the penis, then full speed shark into concrete wall must be a bulldozer to the brain
[QUOTE=Gummylamb;22455581]What happens if a shark is at a high speed chase and you trick it to run into a concrete wall face first.
If a puny human punching it is like a hammer to the penis, then full speed shark into concrete wall must be a bulldozer to the brain[/QUOTE]
To much damage to the face could end up fatal to the shark. And that was an overly exaggerated metaphor, but the ampulae of lorenzini that dot it's nose are highly sensitive, I mean, they can sense the electrical current generated by metabolizing blood cells floating in the water, hitting it with a fist has to hurt something bad.
I'm disappointed in how this article actually turned out.
[QUOTE=Gummylamb;22455581]What happens if a shark is at a high speed chase and you trick it to run into a concrete wall face first.
If a puny human punching it is like a hammer to the penis, then full speed shark into concrete wall must be a bulldozer to the brain[/QUOTE]
Or a bulldozer to the penis :ohdear:
[QUOTE=OvB;22455415]Punching a shark in the face is actually the best thing you can do to avoid being bitten.(if the shark is about to bite you) A good whack to the ampulae of lorenzini would be like hitting the head of an erect penis with a hammer.[/QUOTE]
I'd love to see you try that and watch your hand slide against its streamline face and right into its fucking mouth.
[QUOTE=Skyhawk;22455691]Or a bulldozer to the penis :ohdear:[/QUOTE]
Amputated cocks, amputated cocks everywhere. :ohdear:
he doesn't fuck 5 chicks at once what are you thinking
I always wanted to go shark fishing
.... with an AK47
[QUOTE=Skyhawk;22455691]Or a bulldozer to the penis :ohdear:[/QUOTE]
Honestly I don't think there is much difference between bulldozer and hammer to the penis. At a certain point it is just overkill.
[quote]194 people killed over the past 200 years,[/quote]
When they start quoting centuries then you know they are stretching to make it sound dangerous.
[QUOTE=Occlusion;22460496]When they start quoting centuries then you know they are stretching to make it sound dangerous.[/QUOTE]
Not even one dead each year. That's horrible.
[QUOTE=Jund;22455255]One of the things I want to do before I die is punch a shark without getting my arm ripped off.[/QUOTE]
If you do that, it most likely is the last thing you do before you die.
194 deaths in 200 years?
Deaths by sharks are even rarer than I thought.
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