TENGA - Eggs (Not what I was expecting)

[Winters]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=is82ZnVDQSk[/media]
Well that was shocking.

[Jamsponge]

Wouldn't that just... spring back into place? You'd just have a massive lump on the end.

[turing]

what the fuck

[Snausages]

turn on automated captions

[turing]

is that one use

[Zalador]

I was expecting hard-boiled eggs on the go

[Chaotic Lord]

[QUOTE=Snausages;40074645]turn on automated captions[/QUOTE]

"The drug that is easy to use! Feel the rapid! Open Michelle, and inside is the egg!" :v:

[editline]28th March 2013[/editline]

[QUOTE=Petrussen;40074691]I was expecting hard-boiled eggs on the go[/QUOTE]

Agreed.

When they said to remove the lubricant pouch, I was really confused for a second.

[meppers]

i imagine it slingshotting off your penis if you accidentally let go if it

[yawmwen]

[QUOTE=Turing;40074649]is that one use[/QUOTE]

it's as many uses as you can stand sticking your cock into semeny plastic

[Milk]

stopped at 0:41, right before going into a coma.

[rodent-man]

I came in this thread knowing exactly what to expect.

[Chocolate.]

[QUOTE=rodent-man;40076312]I came in this thread knowing exactly what to expect.[/QUOTE]

I'm ashamed to say the same

[Laika]

perfect for easter as a gift to your loved ones

[editline]28th March 2013[/editline]

trust me, i have experience with these

[SunBird]

I had a boner when I started watching this video, and I lost it gradually as it continued to play.

[fenwick]

[QUOTE=SunBird;40076874]I had a boner when I started watching this video, and I lost it gradually as it continued to play.[/QUOTE]

It must have been the big cock at the beginning.

[kanesenpai~]

I should give out easter baskets full of Tenga eggs this easter

[PivotDJ]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/MGpliD7.png[/IMG]
:v:

[Steve Harvey]

purchased

[BiN4RY]

I've actually tried one before

[editline]28th March 2013[/editline]

a brand new one is quite painful to use, but it feels okay after it stretches out a bit

[ironman17]

Ah yes, this is that weird sex toy that is like a disposable fleshlight, is it not? I have heard of these, though have never had the opportunity to try one. I imagine these would be sold in vending machines over in Japan.

[Crest]

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bV5oHmsO57Q[/url]

[img]http://puu.sh/2pSRg[/img]

[B_I_G__C_U_M]

snip

[yawmwen]

[QUOTE=Brt5470;40078171][url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bV5oHmsO57Q[/url]

[img]http://puu.sh/2pSRg[/img][/QUOTE]

[img]http://online.santarosa.edu/homepage/tcrowell/pictures/descartes.jpg[/img]

[GordonTS]

what the fuck

i thought it was an easy egg cracking device until i heard "POUR THE LUBRICANT"

[ExplodingGuy]

[QUOTE=AlexGT;40083893]what the fuck

i thought it was an easy egg cracking device until i heard "POUR THE LUBRICANT"[/QUOTE]What? You don't pour lube on your eggs before cooking? Makes them real easy to remove from the pan.