MEGA64's Batman attempted to rob Elderly Detroit Area Woman

[Fangz]

[quote=WXYZ]
The Washtenaw County Sheriff’s Office was called to the 1000 block of Studebaker in Ypsilanti Township around 6:30 a.m. after a man wearing a Batman mask tried to rob an elderly woman.

As the woman was entering her backyard from her house, police say a man approached her, threw his arm around her, and guided her toward her backdoor. When he asked if her husband was sleeping she told him he was in the bedroom with a loaded shotgun.

The suspect quickly took off toward the backyard gate and jumped over the fence. As he ran away, he shouted to the woman that he was sorry and just needed some money to feed his kids.

The suspect is described as a black male around 5’9”, with a thin build, wearing a gray hoodie and sweatpants, and a “Batman” style mask.
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[url=http://www.wxyz.com/news/region/washtenaw-county/batman-attempts-to-rob-an-ypsilanti-township-woman]Source[/url].

Video of the report:

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMYgzKTMWrA&[/media]

[PolarEventide]

[QUOTE=Sam Za Nemesis;45232745]Can't take it seriously when the background of the report is this

[img]http://image.noelshack.com/fichiers/2014/26/1403912986-untitled.png[/img][/QUOTE]
What the hell is she wearing?

[Dermock]

How is this related to mega64?

[Massaki]

Derrick fucked up.

[Bread_Baron]

[QUOTE=Dermock;45232851]How is this related to mega64?[/QUOTE]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hks1TN0U1No[/media]

[Dermock]

[QUOTE=Bread_Baron;45232867][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hks1TN0U1No[/media][/QUOTE]

that's a pretty big stretch

[slayer20]

[QUOTE=Dermock;45232899]that's a pretty big stretch[/QUOTE]

It's a joke.

[pebkac]

Goddamn misleading title, I thought I was gonna see some footage of the actual mega64 guys getting in trouble cause someone called the police on them.

[Dermock]

[QUOTE=slayer20;45232914]It's a joke.[/QUOTE]

Jokes are meant to be funny. "Mega64 did a batman thing and also this unrelated thing involves a batman mask" isn't funny.

[toaster468]

It is not cool to go around Robin old people.

[JumpinJackFlash]

[QUOTE=PolarEventide;45232836]What the hell is she wearing?[/QUOTE]A swarm of triangles and shit.

[Zonesylvania]

Gimme your money, I'm the goddamn Batman!

[Lackadaisical]

[QUOTE=toaster468;45233135]It is not cool to go around Robin old people.[/QUOTE]

Batman's not such a batman.