• Guy electrifies pavement to get rid of urinators
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[quote]A shopkeeper who is fed up of drunken revellers urinating beside his store plans to give them the shock of their lives by wiring up an electric current to the pavement. John O’Connor said he could no longer put up with his premises being used as an outdoor toilet by a steady stream of late-night partygoers. ‘If anybody persists and continues with the anti-social behaviour they’ll get a shock, they’ll know all about it,’ he warned today. Read more: [url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1222539/Slash-burn-Shopkeeper-electrifies-pavement-stop-revellers-urinating-outside.html#ixzz0V0afuZTd[/url] [/quote] [img]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/10/23/article-0-06EC6214000005DC-193_468x313.jpg[/img] sounds like a pissy problem [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Didn't search" - TH89))[/highlight]
I expect to see a story in the near future of some guy who's eye balls violently ejected out of their sockets as electricity climbed his urine trail and into his urethra.
Tick tock around the clock.
Hm. How does someone electrify pavement? I suppose it is possible, apparently he's done it.
John O'Connor? John Connor D:
Sounds like someone needs to watch MythBusters.
im pretty sure cement isn't conductive. How would the current pass on to the piss. plus didn't myth buster busted this on the 3rd rail myth mostly becasue the piss didn't stay in a complete line?
Electrify Pavement. :crossarms:
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