North Korea not so Best Korea - Polidicks

At least in their missile capabilities. (According to Russia) [QUOTE="The Secretary of State"] --The core of North Korea's missile capability is missile technology from the 1960s. --The potentially outdated No Dong-1, with a range of 1,000-1,300 km and a reentry vehicle of one ton, is the most advanced missile commissioned by the North Korean military. --In Russia's assessment, only the KN-02, with a range of less than 100 km, is relatively modern. --Since early in the 1990s, North Korea has slowly developed missiles of the Taepo Dong class. --Russia estimates that the Taepo Dong-1 (TD-1) was a prototype two-stage liquid propellant missile with a 2,000-2,500 km range. --The TD-I first stage used a No Dong-1 engine, and the second stage used a Scud engine. --The only flight test of the TD-I was conducted on August 31, 1998, during which the DPRK practiced separation of missile stages. North Korea declared this test to be an SLV launch. --The Taepo Dong-2 (TD-2) MRBM is a two-stage liquid propellant missile with a range of 3,500-6,000 km, depending on the weight of the warhead. --A July 5, 2006 test launch of the TD-II failed as the missile exploded 40 seconds into flight. [/quote] [b]Source:[/b] [url]http://cablegate.wikileaks.org/cable/2010/02/10STATE17263.html#par10[/url] I don't know what they were thinking calling it the "No Dong" This was from February 24th, 2010.

" --A July 5, 2006 test launch of the TD-II failed as the missile exploded 40 seconds into flight."

[quote]no dong 1[/quote] lmao

I guess the Koreans have [i]no dongs[/i].

The rest of this thread is going to be about Korean Dongs

actually, if we wait things out with north korea their military force will be too outdated to do a lot of damage especially considering how quickly technology moves today

dong

[QUOTE=CoolCorky;26369713]The rest of this thread is going to be about Korean Dongs[/QUOTE] or lack of

[quote]--The Taepo Dong-2 (TD-2) MRBM is a two-stage liquid propellant missile[/quote] Are you fucking kidding me

[QUOTE=GoldenGnome;26369695]I guess the Koreans have [i]no dongs[/i].[/QUOTE] Well of course not, they're Asian :v:

If the rockets have no dong they will more likely don't even penetrate the virgin skies of the N.Korea.

[QUOTE=GoldenGnome;26369695]I guess the Koreans have [i]no dongs[/i].[/QUOTE] Just because you italicized doesn't mean I'll zing.

No Dong 1 must blow the dicks off whoever it hits evens it out for tiny dick NK.

[QUOTE=The Porn Folder;26369925]Just because you italicized doesn't mean I'll zing.[/QUOTE] ill zing him all i want

Russia's missle system was only effective then because of it's numbers.

I knew that one of the first posts would be laughing at the no dong

[QUOTE=Tetracycline;26370203]I knew that one of the first posts would be laughing at the no dong[/QUOTE] They can't be laughing at a dong if there is no dong.

what the hell were they thinking? kim jong il definitely has a dong :smug:

Is still Best Korea.

[QUOTE=Teh Phoenix;26370281]what the hell were they thinking? kim jong il definitely has a dong :smug:[/QUOTE]Perhaps that "로동" means "labour?"

Evidently, the capitalist pig-dog world has been taken in by Best Korea's clever ruse.

Fuck.

Best Korea has Best Dongs

[QUOTE=LF9000;26371563]Best Korea has Best Dongs[/QUOTE] Best Korea has Best No Dongs 1.

Yeah, I hate it when my dong explodes too early. 40 Seconds? It's so embarrassing.

So their best missile platform has only been tested once? Also, dongs everywhere.

[QUOTE=Fycix;26371639]Also, dongs everywhere.[/QUOTE] No Dongs

[QUOTE=GoldenGnome;26369695]I guess the Koreans have [i]no dongs[/i].[/QUOTE] Because there are women in NK too.

Excuse me but Best Koreas Typo Dong missile is one of the most advanced missile in the world. How dare you criticize our great leaders great missile capabilities! LONG LIVE GLORIOUS LEADER KIM JONG IL!!! [img]http://www.3quarksdaily.com/.a/6a00d8341c562c53ef01347fcf129f970c-800wi[/img]

ding?