Masturbation: The Dangers Unseen - General

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvrldW2pwa4[/media] Who says it's a victimless crime?

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Haha that face at the end

hahahaha epic

AHHAAHAHH! Dear lord, that was pretty fucking funny I mean seriously? On the fucking stairs and then in the laundry room? XD

Bahahaha, lol'd. Hard.

ahaha i liked the part where they made a joke about his putting his semen in the machine

If masturbation is not natural, then would you care to explain this? [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTLC0OFUSg4[/media]

[QUOTE=Comtochus;17363230]If masturbation is not natural, then would you care to explain this? [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTLC0OFUSg4[/media][/QUOTE] It's a joke brewski. And also humans aren't as degenerate as monkeys.

[QUOTE=Comtochus;17363230]If masturbation is not natural, then would you care to explain this? [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTLC0OFUSg4[/media][/QUOTE] Someone needs to do something other then filming a monkey jerking it

[QUOTE=Vexxus;17363242]It's a joke brewski. And also humans aren't as degenerate as monkeys.[/QUOTE] I know it's a joke, I wasn't being serious either. Also who masturbates on a staircase? Someone could step in it! :gonk:

And that, kids, is why you lock the door.

[QUOTE=elitehakor;17363383]And that, kids, is why you lock the door.[/QUOTE] Only if my door had a lock :frown:

My friend doesn't even have a door.

[QUOTE=Vexxus;17363583]My friend doesn't even have a door.[/QUOTE] D: Super sucks

I do it in the bathroom with lots and lots of soap, lotion, hairspray, and eye drops. :smug:

[QUOTE=Vexxus;17363583]My friend doesn't even have a door.[/QUOTE] tell him to make one

[QUOTE=Anonymuzz;17363649]tell him to make one[/QUOTE] But he's Hindu and if he disobeys his parents they will cast upon him the power of many gods.

He was "just about to put a load in"...

[QUOTE=Vexxus;17363732]But he's Hindu and if he disobeys his parents they will cast upon him the power of many gods.[/QUOTE] tell him to bless his door with the power of shiva

lol

[QUOTE=Anonymuzz;17363799]tell him to bless his door with the power of shiva[/QUOTE] And karmically bitch-slap his parents with a six-armed goddess. Anyone get the reference? :buddy:

[QUOTE=Dr. Doctor MD;17363835]And karmically bitch-slap his parents with a six-armed goddess. Anyone get the reference? :buddy:[/QUOTE] Umm umm. Rat race?

Could have been alot funnier if they didn't cut it so short. (giggity?)

My parents are the best, they knock.

[QUOTE=Comtochus;17363230]If masturbation is not natural, then would you care to explain this? [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTLC0OFUSg4[/media][/QUOTE] Damn, that monkey likes it rough. It looks like he's trying to pull his dick off.

My Dad knocks while opening the door. Fantastic for me cause I only get a extra tenth of a second to ninja everything to normal.

[QUOTE=Comtochus;17363230]If masturbation is not natural, then would you care to explain this? [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTLC0OFUSg4[/media][/QUOTE] oh my god is that a dick?

I have to subscribe to these people now.

One word: LOL!