I got home from school today and I guess he didn't hear me, but anyway I wanted to use the bathroom but I got a big surprise instead :(
And you didn't join him?
Did you join in?
you should have ran up and kicked him in the balls then run away
Fuck late...
Awesome
Fuck broke my automerge.
Fucking again???
Cry moar
im sure your dad is proud of u for making this thread
Should have collected his sperm in a water gun and used it to shoot local schoolchildren
pics or it didn't happen.
It would be funny if your dad was on facepunch and made a thread saying, "My son just walked in on me masturbating and wanted to join in...." Then the truth comes out
[QUOTE=jepperten;20171266]I got home from school today and I guess he didn't hear me, but anyway I wanted to use the bathroom but I got a big surprise instead :([/QUOTE]
Your reaction -> [img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=254362&dateline=1263721965[/img]
iirc your avatar is from the manga fairy tail?
[QUOTE=Justin37111;20171312]It would be funny if your dad was on facepunch and made a thread saying, "My son just walked in on me masturbating and wanted to join in...." Then the truth comes out[/QUOTE]
great now you've given them ideas
I like this thread
[QUOTE=ashxu;20171317]Your reaction -> [img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=254362&dateline=1263721965[/img]
iirc your avatar is from the manga fairy tail?[/QUOTE]
[img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_AzFF_lHQoh0/SwFLkAvdbeI/AAAAAAAALEM/WZ8G0K4BTrQ/s1600/gop_cry1.jpg[/img]
That was his face.
I'm not kidding :( it wasn't a good picture that got burned into my mind D:
[QUOTE=jepperten;20171350]I'm not kidding :( it wasn't a good picture that got burned into my mind D:[/QUOTE]
Everyone does it, what's the big deal? It's the same as if he caught you.
I'm just imagining the awkward conversation from now on.
[QUOTE=Linkage;20171364]I'm just imagining the awkward conversation from now on.[/QUOTE]
me to :(
lol....BURNED
Awkward.
[QUOTE=jepperten;20171350]I'm not kidding :( it wasn't a good picture that got burned into my mind D:[/QUOTE]
I have one word for you: Repress.
Tell him he's too fucking old for fapping.
"Dad, you're too old for that shit... leave that to me"
How old is your dad anyway?
[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;20171451]Tell him he's too fucking old for fapping.
"Dad, you're too old for that shit... leave that to me"
How old is your dad anyway?[/QUOTE]
You're never too old for masturbation.
But yes you should have joined in, had a little father-son bonding time!
Why wasn't he fucking your mum?
Everyone else is.
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