MIT Found to be Hosting a Copy of /B/ On Their Servers - Polidicks

[URL="http://www.cyberwarnews.info/2013/01/25/mit-exposed-hosting-child-porn-guides/"]Source: Cyber War News[/URL] [quote]MIT, one of the worlds most well known technology University’s has been exposed as hosting a self titled guide to child porn.[/quote] In other news, MIT furthers the stereotype that engineers are all creepy

Anyone else getting a really strong "Shitty news source" vibe from this one? I mean hell in the quote in the OP they both failed to pluralize universities properly and misused an apostrophe on the same word.

[QUOTE=froztshock;39384899]Anyone else getting a really strong "Shitty news source" vibe from this one? I mean hell in the quote in the OP they both failed to pluralize universities properly and misused an apostrophe on the same word.[/QUOTE]Yeeaaaah [img]http://puu.sh/1TJDo[/img]

[quote]“The point is: if you look hard enough, YOU WILL FIND IT! Trust me! I’ve spent the last few years of my life doing little else except looking for it. (Okay, so I do a Mass once in a while. But then it’s back to the old uudecode program for me!) (BTW, if anyone wants to see all the KIDDIE-PORN I’ve accumulated, email me and I’ll send you a few megabytes. I’ll need proof that you’re over 45 years old, that you go to confession regularly)” [/quote] I just can't take this seriously. I mean come on, either someone's playing a prank or pedophiles are even dumber than I imagined they were.

[QUOTE=froztshock;39384899]Anyone else getting a really strong "Shitty news source" vibe from this one? I mean hell in the quote in the OP they both failed to pluralize universities properly and misused an apostrophe on the same word.[/QUOTE] Well, in the article it links to two sites hosting the files, but take that as you will edit: er, scratch that, just one

That's a terrible source.

[quote]So once again MIT is in shit and i have seen it for my own eyes. I do not want to and will not ever publish or link to something like this so don’t even bother asking why.[/quote]Yeah, seems really legit.

Misleading title, doesn't actually mention /b/ /B/ or 4chan in anyway. Also just because its on the server, doesn't mean it's not research material. In my university here, I was going on some pretty riskee sites researching the darknet for a class.

Okay, apparently they also did the article on [url=http://www.cyberwarnews.info/reports/a-look-into-the-britam-defence-data-leak-files/]Britam[/url]. So take that for what you will as well.

Who the fuck has a folder labeled "KIDDIE PORN" like seriously, anyone that is into that shit I hope knows better. People on FP hide their regular porn better than that

[QUOTE=areolop;39385030]Who the fuck has a folder labeled "KIDDIE PORN" like seriously, anyone that is into that shit I hope knows better. People on FP hide their regular porn better than that[/QUOTE] Perhaps it's meant to be material for some sort of research project?

cyberwarnews. I stopped taking this article seriously right when I saw the url.

[QUOTE=Ybbat;39384970]Misleading title, doesn't actually mention /b/ /B/ or 4chan in anyway.[/QUOTE] It's a joke, silly

This just in, a website with more than one collaborator has questionable material on it! But nothing illegal.

[QUOTE=areolop;39385030]Who the fuck has a folder labeled "KIDDIE PORN" like seriously, anyone that is into that shit I hope knows better. People on FP hide their regular porn better than that[/QUOTE] This man. [IMG]https://images.encyclopediadramatica.se/8/89/MadThad_0.jpg[/IMG] He hid it all under “don’t click/cp.”

[QUOTE=Kiwi Bird;39385130]It's a joke, silly[/QUOTE] but the joke doesn't make sense /b/ or 4chan in general isn't some CP haven

[QUOTE=bunnyspy1;39385270]but the joke doesn't make sense /b/ or 4chan in general isn't some CP haven[/QUOTE] People who say things like this about 4chan are people that have never been there.

[QUOTE=darkzero226;39385238]This man. [IMG]https://images.encyclopediadramatica.se/8/89/MadThad_0.jpg[/IMG] He hid it all under “don’t click/cp.”[/QUOTE] RIP in Peace, Mad Thad. You'll live on in our hearts.

[QUOTE=Cmx;39385417]People who say things like this about 4chan are people that have never been there.[/QUOTE] I browse 4chan regularly and this is correct. 4chan is actually rather tame for the most part, just a lot of "fucks" and "niggers" you have to wade through to get to some good discussion.

[QUOTE=AJisAwesome15;39385487]I browse 4chan regularly and this is correct. 4chan is actually rather tame for the most part, just a lot of "fucks" and "niggers" you have to wade through to get to some good discussion.[/QUOTE] /r9k/ is good because anyone who is an idiot gets banned pretty quickly

Using the bit of text provided, it's fairly easy to find the file on MIT's server through a simple Google search: [url]http://www.mit.edu/activities/safe/humor/summary.html[/url] It seems fairly evident that the text file in question, actually a collection of 1995 Usenet posts from ALT.SEX.STORIES, is a humorous parody. The subtle clues hinting to such include the large "PARODY" written in the title as well as the document's purported "[url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Father_Guido_Sarducci]Father Guido Sarducci[/url]" describing how he once tried to arrest a Barry Manilow impersonator on the grounds of being a "LIBERAL DEMOCRAT\KIDDIE-PORNER".

[QUOTE=usa;39385564]/r9k/ is good because anyone who is an idiot gets banned pretty quickly[/QUOTE] Unfortunately banning when it comes to 4chan means very little as the only means of banning you is through IP. Which if you have a Dynamic IP (which most people do, it's default on routers nowandays) means you can circumvent the ban by simply disconnecting your router for 5 seconds and wait for it to automatically reassign you a new IP. With that said, for the most part all boards but /b/ are heavily moderated to prevent unrelated content from being posted.

[QUOTE=Cmx;39385417]People who say things like this about 4chan are people that have never been there.[/QUOTE] The first time I ever went to /b/, that's the first thing I saw. Second time was a cut up woman and third time was dead babies. /b/ is not a happy place. Can't really speak for the rest of the place though, except /v/. Literally half the posts there are "fuck you" and the other half trashing the game the OP brought up. I'm amazed a community can sustain itself despite everyone's hostility toward everyone else :v:

What the fuck is /B/

[QUOTE=prooboo;39386843]What the fuck is /B/[/QUOTE] 4Chan random board.

[QUOTE=prooboo;39386843]What the fuck is /B/[/QUOTE] A board for "random" discussions on 4chan, Mostly used to post CP and other legally questionable porn in addition to joke threads.

oh man an entire library of engineer/CS humor this is awesome [QUOTE]Bestwury High School student Fenn Xonoj's homework was rudely interrupted by the world's most largest pornography collection. He was minding his own business when a copy of Playboy flew through the air, landing at his table. At first he tried to ignore it. When that became impossible, he moved to another table, but it followed him there. Finally he gave in and read it. To date, we are happy to report, he has not turned into a sex pervert. --- Clear Lack High School is thinking about setting up a library. Principal Smith worries about how to keep the students from reading magazines like Playboy and books like "Lady Chatterley's Lover". Some of the honor students may even get library cards from the University of Houston's library. Officials know about the library's explicit content but they hope the honor system and the threat of a bad grade will discourage students from exploring where they should not. They all signed a form saying they would use the tool as intended."[/QUOTE] [editline]28th January 2013[/editline] [QUOTE] IV. WHO POSTS "KIDDIE-PORN?" Liberal Democrats. [/QUOTE] [QUOTE]President Bill Clinton The White House Washington, DC Dear President Bill: Greetings! May the Lord bless you and keep you! May the Lord make His face to shine upon you and be gracious unto you! May the Lord lift up His countenance upon you, and grant you Peace! 1. I AM SICK OF KIDDIE-PORN!!!!!!!!!!! 2. I am NOT a weirdo, so don't trash-can my letter! 3. I didn't vote for you, you egg-sucking, liberal, protestant, commie, gay-loving, left-wing, scaley-scrotumed democrat! There, now that we know where we both stand, allow me to introduce myself. I am **your name here** . Please use your offices to help put a stop to one of the great scourges of modern times: KIDDIE-PORN! If NEWT GINGRICH were president, SEX would be outlawed!! Get a clue, you dingleberry. It's time to grow up stop with all the '60s, flowerchild, new-age crap! Yours in Christ, Father Guido Sarducci, SJ [/QUOTE] this is the best, awesome find OP.

[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;39386584]The first time I ever went to /b/, that's the first thing I saw. Second time was a cut up woman and third time was dead babies. /b/ is not a happy place. [/QUOTE] I guess I got off lucky with my visit, all I got was a flaccid penis styled with some marker pen into an elephant [editline]28th January 2013[/editline] well, maybe an elephant, I think it was supposed to be a trunk

[QUOTE=latin_geek;39387218]oh man an entire library of engineer/CS humor this is awesome [editline]28th January 2013[/editline] this is the best, awesome find OP.[/QUOTE] Oh so its like 90s USENET humour, I thought I some of the wording in the article. I guess the person who wrote the article doesn't understand USENET (hence him assuming they were emails) and someone at MIT archived stuff they found amusing. Well that makes the article a complete load of crap.

[QUOTE=alexisgondor;39388024]I guess I got off lucky with my visit, all I got was a flaccid penis styled with some marker pen into an elephant [editline]28th January 2013[/editline] well, maybe an elephant, I think it was supposed to be a trunk[/QUOTE] I still remember when I got drunk at 16 and some teen drew something similar on mine.