So I've found this interesting thing called the 'RealTouch'.
It's a sex toy for men and you connect it via USB to your PC. Then it does the work once you play a video of their library, which by the way is expanding all the time. I do not own one of these, but I wish I would.
[img]http://www.shortandsweetnyc.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/realtouch-penis-product.jpg[/img]
Here's a video for more info about it, with this thing commentating that people call 'women', heard they work just like a RealTouch except the fact that they are really complicated.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GP3zHYwsL6A[/media]
There's even reviews for this thing and it got good comments aswell, just the fact that cleaning this little motherfucker is a pain in the ass.
However, if you don't like a robo vagina on your baloney poney, you might want a robo blowjob toy called the 'Autoblow', it comes in [b]three[/b] sizes and glows. How manly is that seriously, it glows!
[img]http://www.mangasm.com/img/22/autoblow_max.png[/img]
and here a little review of it:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBRyWwYkTmI[/media]
I don't know where you can buy those but I recommend you not getting one from ebay.
I'll probably get a box here and there since I've got a low post count and you know how Facepunch works.
Force feedback codpiece
Can I use this instead of my pendrive
What happened to masturbating.
Imagine your mom walking in on you using that.
[QUOTE=RubberFruit;27237403]What happened to masturbating.[/QUOTE]
i'm sorry, was that a question or a statement? i couldn't tell by your complete disregard for even the slightest modicum of grammar
[QUOTE=Caeky;27237427]i'm sorry, was that a question or a statement? i couldn't tell by your complete disregard for even the slightest modicum of grammar[/QUOTE]
You know fully well that it was a question, you're just trying to look cool?
OP has 2 posts and is advertising a device for fat virgins living in their parents basements.
Damn, i want verynicelady back...
looks uncomfortable
the actual vagina part is like flat as paper
[QUOTE=Caeky;27237427]i'm sorry, was that a question or a statement? i couldn't tell by your complete disregard for even the slightest modicum of grammar[/QUOTE]
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and blindly hope that was joke, because if you were being serious I hope you realize your internets are about to turn off
[QUOTE=BioFlakes;27237389]I don't know where you can buy those but I recommend you not getting one from ebay.
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Lol what the fuck?
I'd rather just go out and pull a real woman, to be honest. Nothing beats real sex.
A vibrating flesh light? Wat?
Didn't the Japanese have this idea for their crappy porn games a loooong time ago?
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Sorry, "visual novels"
[QUOTE=PulpedFiction;27237531]I'd rather just go out and pull a real woman, to be honest. Nothing beats real sex.[/QUOTE]
Real sex is not possible if you are on facepunch.
There was a thread on this a while back.
I remember about 5 years ago, there was a "esex" toy, that you could put into the 5.25 bay of your desktop computer. it came both female and male, so the chicks would be banging this dildo sticking out right below her CD Rom tray, and the dude would be fucking his ATX tower! :haw:
Wasn't a large hit, and I can't seem to find it anywhere.
[editline]6th January 2011[/editline]
Oh did I mention, that it was cybersex with less masturbation involved? It was advertised with a chat and webcam service, to further things along.
Neato eh?
[QUOTE=frost13s;27237451]You know fully well that it was a question, you're just trying to look cool?[/QUOTE]
please explain to me how me being a berating asshole is an attempt to look cool
why the fuck does that guy on the review have dildo
[QUOTE=spree;27237401]Can I use this instead of my pendrive[/QUOTE]
Peendrive
[QUOTE=BrQ;27238188]why the fuck does that guy on the review have dildo[/QUOTE]
bi
[QUOTE=PulpedFiction;27237531]I'd rather just go out and pull a real woman, to be honest. Nothing beats real sex.[/QUOTE]
Idunno, I like handjobs/blowjobs better than vaginal spelunky or a boobjob.
Footjob is the shit, tough.
[QUOTE=BioFlakes;27237389][B]I do not own one of these, but I wish I would.
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[url]www.sextoyfuck.com[/url]
Wow. Sounds like an incredibly reputable site! I can't wait to give them my credit card information!
I'm not sure if the "US only" is because nobody outside of the US would need one, or if they just haven't made a larger version yet. :smug:
[QUOTE=geogzm;27237456]looks uncomfortable
the actual vagina part is like flat as paper[/QUOTE]
Should be a perfect fit for you