• Hey kids (Creepy YouTube channel): My theory
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I don't usually do videos, but I might have found out exactly how it works. To know what this is you must first watch night mind's video, which explains exactly what the channel is and shows it's content: [video]https://youtu.be/8B1sRPwK248[/video] I'm in a hurry so the video is still processing but here it is: [video]https://youtu.be/0j7QYQBgfoo[/video]
It's very, very hard to understand you, sorry. My suggestion is mastering your microphone, and calming down when you speak, usually speaking slower and in a relaxed way.
[QUOTE=SenhorCreeper;50776372]It's very, very hard to understand you, sorry. My suggestion is mastering your microphone, and calming down when you speak, usually speaking slower and in a relaxed way.[/QUOTE] My B, here's a sumup. "Okay, here's my theory: This is one of google's deep learning experiments using their new deep-learning optimized chips that they revealed, the sections with real human beings are not computer generated, the AI might have a list of google employees that work on the project that it can ask for help for a video, shooting the sports shoes thing, talking in the abc videos, serving as a base for it's own avatar etc... so that's where the "hybrids" come from, they are hybrids because they say what the computer wants them to say, and then either uses them or their mouth and eyes to create things. It is also capable of doing image manipulation like the darth maul one, that one is not that impressive because it's been possible for a while, what the AI does is detect certain specific points in the face that i can use to bend the image, with those capabilities the AI then pulls them all together and makes a video, I find it to be perfectly possible, considering Microsoft's racist AI. The reason the AI does children videos is because through it's analysis of existing youtube data it figured out that those videos get placed in autoplay queues a lot, and that means views, which is probably the final objective of the AI."
[QUOTE=eirexe;50776614]My B, here's a sumup. "Okay, here's my theory: This is one of google's deep learning experiments using their new deep-learning optimized chips that they revealed, the sections with real human beings are not computer generated, the AI might have a list of google employees that work on the project that it can ask for help for a video, shooting the sports shoes thing, talking in the abc videos, serving as a base for it's own avatar etc... so that's where the "hybrids" come from, they are hybrids because they say what the computer wants them to say, and then either uses them or their mouth and eyes to create things. It is also capable of doing image manipulation like the darth maul one, that one is not that impressive because it's been possible for a while, what the AI does is detect certain specific points in the face that i can use to bend the image, with those capabilities the AI then pulls them all together and makes a video, I find it to be perfectly possible, considering Microsoft's racist AI. The reason the AI does children videos is because through it's analysis of existing youtube data it figured out that those videos get placed in autoplay queues a lot, and that means views, which is probably the final objective of the AI."[/QUOTE] The twins are on [URL="https://www.fiverr.com/theadtwins"]Fiverr[/URL] which leads me to believe that the other people featured (such as Stephanie or the little girl) are there as well. As for the shoe tying video i'm sure it's just ripped somewhere off of YouTube. Those are definitely not Google employees. As for the main guy himself, he's likely just trying to turn a quick buck. The simple animations he's done in the past have garnered quite a bit of views piggybacking off of popular topics and the auto play system. When dudes like [URL="https://www.youtube.com/user/seadoco"]this [/URL]can upload 7 hour long videos a day that toddlers are too dumb to click off of, who can blame him? The creepier stuff is likely trying to do the same in a different market - [URL="http://i.imgur.com/wNFl0MJ.png"]looking [/URL][URL="http://i.imgur.com/l7S9rLE.png"]at [/URL]the [URL="http://i.imgur.com/CR7Lq6x.png"]tags[/URL]. Dude's just trying to make some of that "TOP 10 SPOOKY SHIT THAT WILL GIVE YOU THE CHILLS" money.
i just think that to an extent a bot is making these videos in bulk, which is why a lot of them seem really specific and creppy. they're trying to bait kids into clicking the videos in order to get money by abusing youtube's ad$ system, since the ad money comes from just getting someone to click the video afaik.
[QUOTE=Octopod;50778831]i just think that to an extent a bot is making these videos in bulk, which is why a lot of them seem really specific and creppy. they're trying to bait kids into clicking the videos in order to get money by abusing youtube's ad$ system, since the ad money comes from just getting someone to click the video afaik.[/QUOTE] Adsense is now based on viewer retention. You need to get the viewer to watch as much of the video as possible.
My theory of the hey kids channel is that it's an obvious parody of these other channels that came first: [video=youtube;-sUwduC6r98]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sUwduC6r98[/video] Why? well, it's been a theory for a lot of people that content like this are merely generated by an AI, but then you get live-action videos like these, so how does that explain it? simple, they're "cyborgs". The hey kids channel is a parody that reiterates all of these ideas and is obviously taking the piss.
You know what's weird speaking of shit like this, a friend of mine who made character models for an SFM series of mine has a channel like this that got really big really fast because Pewdiepie made a video that was basically "holy shit what is this". [video=youtube;gilaHPUlixg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gilaHPUlixg[/video] I asked him about why he's doing stuff like that and he says: [QUOTE]actually there is alot of creepy kids channel like this in youtube...and most of them get ridiculously alot of views...because kids like them and watch them all days.... i hate them at first... but then i think why dont i just try to make the same stuff....i might get some extra cash every month...i have the talent to do this... and then "cyborg princess vanilla" is born... and i never thought pewdiepie will make a reaction to my channel...since it just started like a month ago...im quite suprized by that...[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]i do have plan to turn the channel into an actual legit and quality kids channel in one day..... but seem for now people want to see more weird stuff...[/QUOTE] I never thought it could work but turns out it did and good on him. His character models are really good, too.
You need to calm down when talking, move your camera higher, you never want it lower than your chin. And dude. My man. You gotta do something about that lisshhp. I don't mean to be a cunt but there has to be something that can be done.
Its all just for those parents who give their kid a tablet with youtube. I have seen it personally, and this has been brought up on reddit and a lot of people there too have seen family members give kids pads to watch Finger Family. It shuts them up and can entertain them for many hours
This all gives me vibes of [url=https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsLiV4WJfkTEHH0b9PmRklw/feed]Webdriver Torso[/url], which is a channel that uploads something like ~1000 videos a day, all between 10 seconds and 25 minutes long. Noone really knew what it was or the purpose of it was until some italian blogger connected the dots and brought it back to Google, who was using it as a testbed for youtubes video and audio compression (A program would upload the video to youtube, and then compare the slides to the original uncompressed video). Except of course this, if true, is much more advanced and serves different purposes, who knows.
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