• Clown Epidemic Hits Norfolk
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[url]http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2013/nov/28/norfolk-police-warn-alarm-clown-norfolk[/url] [IMG]http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/About/General/2013/11/28/1385652167457/Clowns-010.jpg[/IMG] [QUOTE]A police force has told members of the public to ignore people dressed as clowns if they meet them in the street. Norfolk police received a report from a member of the public alarmed by a clown sighting in Gaywood, near King's Lynn, on Tuesday evening. The suspect was described as wearing a "full clown outfit" with a red suit and red hair. The following evening the force received a similar report after two clowns were spotted near a skate park in the town. These people wore "Halloween-type" clown masks. In both cases, the callers reported being alarmed and being chased a short way up the road. [/QUOTE]
A photo of one of the suspects reprimanded for tripping an officer on duty with a banana peel. [img]https://img.4plebs.org/boards/tg/image/1365/24/1365246654321.png[/img]
Clowns I'm ok with, Juggalos on the other hand need to be exterminated
This would be pretty cool to see if it wasn't so creepy.
honk
[QUOTE=Blind Lulu;43013067]Can we please just remove all these clowns from the planet? Maybe put them on some sort of spacestation or something.[/QUOTE] Are you crazy? They'd take over the galaxy.
gaywood
[video=youtube;_L-CYkXmJzw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_L-CYkXmJzw[/video] Relevant
[QUOTE=GradionFox;43013267]Relevant[/QUOTE] More relevant: Hot Fuzz. ([sp]spoilers[/sp], if you couldn't tell from the video title) [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnqPrDN77Xg[/media]
SEC HELP CLOWNS I- HONK HONK
first the macy's parade with 900 clowns, and now this this is my worst nightmare
[IMG]http://theawesomer.com/photos/2008/11/112008_clown_2.jpg[/IMG] This just in: a car crash has let to the injury of several clowns. All of them appeared to have been somehow traveling in the same vehicle. :v:
Can't wait for this to hit the US :v:
[QUOTE=Zonesylvania;43014466][IMG]http://theawesomer.com/photos/2008/11/112008_clown_2.jpg[/IMG] This just in: a car crash has let to the injury of several clowns. All of them appeared to have been somehow traveling in the same vehicle. :v:[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/nDn35AR.png[/img] This has never been more relevant.
stop clowning around.
what I hear when reading the article [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtNYUkC_Pfc[/media]
Send them to Norfolk Island
[QUOTE=fruxodaily;43015007]Send them straight back to hell.[/QUOTE] what you shouldve posted.
Thank god the town wasn't invaded by Janitors putting puddles near windows or butt bots
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHXgdtiFRNY[media]
I live In Norfolk. Better grab my toolbox and fight.
[QUOTE=Toyhobo;43013131]This would be pretty cool to see if it wasn't so creepy.[/QUOTE] That's just part of what makes them cool to me.
Apparently this all started in my town.
[QUOTE=Blind Lulu;43013067]Can we please just remove all these clowns from the planet? Maybe put them on some sort of spacestation or something.[/QUOTE] [video=youtube;nKNirq8oXJU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKNirq8oXJU[/video] Ukinojoe has the solution. Let's tell all clowns that Christmas needs to be saved from the evil summer opposite of Santa Claus who lives in the Sun.
space station norfolk
If we don't come down hard on these clowns, we are going to be up to our balls in jugglers!
Fuck it, nuke the city. There's no saving it. They just need to keep it from spreading further.
[QUOTE=Uzbekistan;43016020]If we don't come down hard on these clowns, we are going to be up to our balls in jugglers![/QUOTE] [b]crusty jugglers[/b]
[video=youtube;TTLwm5E0OmE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTLwm5E0OmE[/video] Never been more relevant until the day they gain a hivemind and begin to swarm people in the streets.
[video=youtube;gCW-bakUwSo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCW-bakUwSo[/video]
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