You have 5 minutes left to live. How would you die and what would you do?

[Endgame23]

Personally id die from an overconsumption of waffles, and probably fuck the first thing in sight.

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[brianosaur]

I'd die from fast threads.

[codenamecueball]

I'd die from shit threads and my last act would be to fast threads

[Sir Tristan]

I would become a mod and move this to fast threads

[codenamecueball]

ban op delete ft

[glohwormchen?]

I would do every drug known to man.

[hakkoru]

fap

[Dirge]

I would molest my toaster.

Imagine THAT on the news.

[ricktrolled]

go to fast threads