And the nearest store is 35 miles from me, and my parents aren't home. I need a solution fast, any tips?
I just spat out water all over my keyboard.
Leave it all in a bag and throw it at your neighbor's dog.
use it as jet propulsion and fly to the store.
I just spat out puke all over my keyboard.
Towels.
Over toilet, shove some toilet paper up there.
[QUOTE=SkinkYEA;22172134]I just spat out water all over my keyboard.[/QUOTE]
holy shit same here except it was pop and out my nose,
uhm, call an ambulance? Quick?
What the fuucckkkk
Like a whole roll
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Ah automerge
Another flaw. A girl on Facepunch? What?
Pics or gtfo.
Who am I kidding :barf:
Holy shit since this is a girl I can't tell them to severe their penis....err what do I do?
I just shit myself laughing
You, ma'am, are having a period
Kinky :pervert:
What.
use tape
Paper towels. QUICK!
[QUOTE=Identity;22172204]Paper towels. QUICK![/QUOTE]
Tube socks work just as well
Hug your legs around an old pillow.
When it gets dark, torch that fucker.
Some pads with the wings.
:wtc:
Weld it closed.
shamwow
call emergency services?
why are you asking facepunch about this anyway
[QUOTE=t man;22172234]call emergency services?
why are you asking facepunch about this anyway[/QUOTE]
It's called a period brosky.
35 miles? I live in the middle of nowhere and have a store closer than that. You should be able to fabricate them from your natural surroundings, pine cones, couch cushions, dried grass, someone else's t-shirt...
[QUOTE=t man;22172234]call emergency services?
why are you asking facepunch about this anyway[/QUOTE]
"911, what is the nature of your emergency?"
This is the best thread I've seen in a while.
I'm laughing my ass off, not just at her bluntness, but everyone's freaking out at nothing more than blood.
put it in a cup and put it in the fridge and label it as "DON'T TOUCH MY STRAWBERRY SMOOTHIE"
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