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[quote]While Steve Jobs has more important matters to attend to these days, he still tries to keep himself busy through his personal email inbox.
This time, a TechCrunch reader questioned the Apple CEO over the rejection of the Pulitzer Prize-winning cartoonist and pornography on the App Store. Jobs responded by directing him to buy an Android phone for his sexual needs and claiming fault for the comic book app rejection. TechCrunch has verified the IPs recorded in the headers to be legitimate.
This isn’t Steve’s first comment over porn on the App Store. At the iPhone OS 4 event earlier this month he brought up porn on Android when asked in the Q&A session: "You know, there’s a porn store for Android. You can download nothing but porn. You can download porn, your kids can download porn. That’s a place we don’t want to go – so we’re not going to go there.”
While it doesn’t look like explicit apps will be heading to the App Store any time soon, iPhone users should at least be able to use Safari or other web browsers to satisfy their sexual needs when on the go.[/quote]
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Boy am I glad I have an Android phone :smug:
I want to go there.
I can imaging Jobs foaming at the mouth screaming that. Like the one 'you can't handle the truth' movie scene.
It's true, Apples job isn't moral police.
Oh hey i have a droid.
Brb.
[QUOTE=mysteryman;21471355]Oh hey i have a droid.
Brb.[/QUOTE]
Why do you have to leave to get on your phone?
It's Apple that has made all "adult material" videos turn into a very, very long streak of letters? (I can't watch that shit on my iPhone anymore)
Damn you Apple. Damn you.
I lol'd
couldn't you just browse the web anyway?
Steve Jobs thinks he's the moral police
What a fucking shocker
Apple: Making the world better, 1 copyright at a time
Why not just put porn pics/videos on your ipod/phone without the need for an app? Or just use Safari? I don't see the need for any apps.
buy and android. Bad spelling steve.
Whats app called :buddy:
if there isn't an app for porn they should get rid of the "there's an app for that" tagline. it's false advertising.
:downs:
Who cares? Just use the internet. Hell, you could even save pictures/videos onto your phone if you really want to, but do youu really need a porn app?
yes i do. much like the app that counts how many steps i've taken, i want one that counts the strokes.
[editline]10:10PM[/editline]
actually, that doesn't sound that bad.
[b]THIS JUST IN[/b]
Android mobile phone sales skyrocket, more at eleven.
steve jobs is a cunt
iSteamy. I have that app. :smug:
Steve jobs is a hypocrite
he claims to be Buddhist
[editline]10:51PM[/editline]
But I think this matthew guy is a cock, I mean apple can do whatever they want, it's their company, their online store, etc.
Hey look, another ridiculously wealthy person who has started to believe that they are all important. It happens all the time.
Oh well, I know what will be the next phone on my list.
This is what annoys me about apple, if I buy hardware I expect to be able to do what I want to it, not what the company say I can.
[QUOTE=Bubz;21471409]Why do you have to leave to get on your phone?[/QUOTE]
Well I sure don't want to see him fapping here.
And suddenly a huge amount of iPhone sales plummeted.
those tiny screens are too low res for my porn :smug:
[QUOTE=saucekeg;21475634]those tiny screens are too low res for my porn :smug:[/QUOTE]
Bro I can wank off to a 4 gig zune.
[QUOTE=Diet Kane;21472784][b]THIS JUST IN[/b]
Android mobile phone sales skyrocket, more at eleven.[/QUOTE]
[b]LATE BREAKING UPDATE:[/b]
Apple declares Chapter 11 bankruptcy, porn industry; android phone manufacturers slated to single-handedly fix recession
A moral conservative in charge of a technology company? How did anyone let this happen?
How can this happen, everyone knows computers and technologies are made to improve our porno experience.
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