I thought it would be a shame to let such a good thread go to waste. So I decided to make my own version with different sprites - less simplistic. Vote agree if you like the new ones - or disagree for the old ones.
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[i]Your name is..? Huh, can't remember? Thats odd. What do you look like? You don't know? Well thats terrible - you look like a boring old citizen right now, what do you want to wear?
You check your pockets, nothing but lint and seawater. You have only one thing on your mind, the life of a pirate. You wanted to follow in others footsteps - to become a free man...[/i]
It's amazing what a few colours can do for quality, this looks great.
You know, we should shout out our name, which obviously is [B]John Doe[/B].
We are a young man with no hair on our head (premature balding) but an awesome beard, we wear no clothes. Oh, and we got a pegleg.
[i][b]John Doe?[/b] sounds a little generic eh? A names a name though! So, [b]John Doe[/b] lets whip up a portrait of your... lovely? body. The guards won't be pleased though - just a word of warning...[/i]
[IMG]http://ooft.net/upload/3923215a.png[/IMG]
That's awesome.
You're awesome!
[i]What to do now?[/i]
(Thanks :v:)
Well we're a pirate, let's get wasted.
Talk to some people and see if they have anything they need doing for money.
Then use the money to See if you can board that boat to FREEDOM!
Edit
Also put on some fucking cloths.
Red shirt blue shorts
Lets not be stupid so soon
Drunk or doing jobs.. Hm. Any other input people?
[editline]10:12PM[/editline]
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[i]You shed a manly tear, slipping on some clothes with regret.[/i]
ALSO.
This is SO our theme song
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCbT2TxqoQo[/url]
Or,
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLsJyfN0ICU[/url]
Why would we want to put on clothes? Clothes means people can grab us, and we don't want to get caught so soon!
Let's have a vote :
[IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/rating/tick.png[/IMG][B]No clothes[/B]
[IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/rating/information.png[/IMG][B]Clothes[/B]
[IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/rating/rainbow.png[/IMG][B]Only shirt[/B]
[IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/rating/spellcheck.png[/IMG][B]Only pants[/B]
If somebody wants to grab you, There going to grab you ANYWAY.
We are not soaked in butter, :D
Lets have a respectful draw. With pants only.
Nobody is going to grab our pants.
And we are not naked.
Deal?
[IMG]http://ooft.net/upload/7825221a.png[/IMG]
[i]You wallow around in self pity - annoyed by your clothing. A man staggers up to you, beckoning at the tree.[/i]
"You 'hic get tha- 'hic tree and I'll 'hic give you a free boat ride! 'hic' and a crate of beer!"
[IMG]http://ooft.net/upload/3723243a.png[/IMG]
[i]You move the tree like a real pirate. He is astonished by your amazing strength - he laughs and thanks you, pointing to the boat.[/i]
[IMG]http://ooft.net/upload/7719126a.png[/IMG]
[i]You leap aboard, already downing 3 bottles - by now you are singing pirate songs and blowing chunks in the water. You've got a long way to go, heck - [b]where are we even going?[/b][/i]
(Also rated gaybow to above post.)
[editline]10:28PM[/editline]
(also the clothes vote fits in very snugly with the story, what with you being drunk on a boat with a stranger after all. :v:)
Take off you're cloths and try to make the sea happy by slam'in it around
[editline]09:40PM[/editline]
IT.
[editline]09:40PM[/editline]
As in, It
It?
It.
You're hand.
I am hand? :saddowns:
I was going to make one of these!
Damnit raga, stole it from me.
Hmm. I guess you are going to the [b]Mining Port of Pissingberries[/b]
[IMG]http://ooft.net/upload/372261a.png[/IMG]
[i]You thank the stranger, not realising your lack of clothing - and how he has a cheeky grin on his face. Oh well. The Mining Port of Pissingberries! They have a distinct hatred for BLU port, and bodies of those guards are littered everywhere. It's advisable not to admit that is where you live.
You still feel dizzy from the tonnes of alchohol - and any [b]normal[/b] man would be dead from poisoning by now. BUT YOU ARE A PIRATE. Where to now?[/i]
I so fucking want to make one of these.
Would you mind? I don't want to rip it off.
Bah, im definitely going to, i just need an idea...
Live, Maybe we could work together.
I have a huge fucking imagination.
Lets move this to PM, Or possibly skype,
dirgemarksman is the Skype name
[editline]11:53PM[/editline]
Head to you're brothers house and tell him about the big plan.
See if you can get a crew mate
Go the nearest tavern.
Find a tavern steal some grog/rum. Steal a boat. Live life on the seven seas as a pirate.
[IMG]http://ooft.net/upload/3825206a.png[/IMG]
[i]You stumble into this so called [b]tavern[/b] naked - confused by the civility. You are at the [b]pussy[/b] floor of the tavern - light drinking faggots, even a few women! There are two doors, you can't see through either - your mind shaking with intoxication.[/i]
Jump onto a table and start dancing naked in front of the women.
[IMG]http://ooft.net/upload/694178a.png[/IMG]
[i]You jump onto the table infront of the women. This seems like a sensible thing to do right? They look displeased for some reason, and one looks like shes preparing a punch..?[/i]
Skullfuck her.
[QUOTE=Gregah;24710965]Skullfuck her.[/QUOTE]
This.
I liked the original better.
More simplified.
Get some grog and start shouting useless stuff; when someone shoots you in the head, just think "GAME OVER". OR you could always go with plan B which is to get out of that tavern and find a boat.
update please.
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