• Pepperoni is for assholes and idiots
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welp that only lowered me down to sausage/cheese pizza
The title made my butthole hurt. Edit: That's a damn sexy normalmap on the Pizza in the background
I always get Bacon and sometimes Mushrooms on mine
Welp guess I'd better reconsider having enjoyed that organic pepperoni I bought the other day... Fuck that, pepperoni and all meats taste good as long as you buy good shit; you can pretty much put anything on a pizza and make it taste good. And the grease that comes off of meat when its heated is what makes it tasty. I eat all the grease. Obviously someone like Pizza Hut will use pretty much the lowest quality possible / cheapest meat that is the kind of 'instant vacuum packed pepperoni' you get in the supermarket. Isn't nitrate free supposed to get rid of the cancer related shit too? As for cheese pizza, they're actually sometimes the best options from pizza places that use shitty quality meat on the pizzas. They're filling, they're cheap and they're the most reliable option. And is it just me, or is Maddox really not able to come across in his videos as he used to on his website before he made the alphabet of manliness book and every single person on earth started making funny beef jerky and bacon jokes?
Pepperoni+Sausage pizza is the best kind of pizza possible, fact
[QUOTE=DMGaina;41984611]The title made my butthole hurt.[/QUOTE] I think you took the title a little bit too literally.
I like thin crust grilled chicken, green peppers, and spinach. With white sauce if they have it.
[QUOTE=nigerianprince;41984643]Welp guess I'd better reconsider having enjoyed that organic pepperoni I bought the other day... Fuck that, pepperoni and all meats taste good as long as you buy good shit; you can pretty much put anything on a pizza and make it taste good. And the grease that comes off of meat when its heated is what makes it tasty. I eat all the grease. Obviously someone like Pizza Hut will use pretty much the lowest quality possible / cheapest meat that is the kind of 'instant vacuum packed pepperoni' you get in the supermarket. Isn't nitrate free supposed to get rid of the cancer related shit too? As for cheese pizza, they're actually sometimes the best options from pizza places that use shitty quality meat on the pizzas. They're filling, they're cheap and they're the most reliable option. And is it just me, or is Maddox really not able to come across in his videos as he used to on his website before he made the alphabet of manliness book and every single person on earth started making funny beef jerky and bacon jokes?[/QUOTE] I'm...pretty sure this is the reaction he was hoping for.
meat lovers pizza faggots
I like my pepperoni pizza with the sweat dripping down my forehead and little drops of old energy drinks.
I have pepperoni or plain pizza most of the time. I don't mind sausage, beef or peppers but I don't jump for the chance to have them often.
[QUOTE=Dr.Critic;41984833]I have pepperoni or plain pizza most of the time. I don't mind sausage, beef or peppers but I don't jump for the chance to have them often.[/QUOTE] augh asshole who invited you
fuck you pepperoni is great so is salami and olive fight me
I really wanted him to comment on generic thin crust pizza cut into squares at parties, I kept thinking about thin crust vs thick whilst looking at his giant 3D pizza slices I prefer thick crust with BBQ sauce instead of pizza sauce, extra cheese, and bacon on top, with buttery garlic all over the place
But i like all that oil on my pizza
i ate pizza with nothing on once, most disgusting thing ever. and he is pretty much right about pepperoni too
Maddox went full sperg on this one. Also, I'd have to say my favorite pizza is thin crust bbq chicken with onions and jalapenos.
Cool buddy, no one cares how you feel about how other people order pizza. Surely won't stop me from ordering plain cheese.
[QUOTE=ExTek;41985085]Cool buddy, no one cares how you feel about how other people order pizza. Surely won't stop me from ordering plain cheese.[/QUOTE] swoosh
I always liked bacon and chicken bits and mushrooms on mine
Meatlovers Masterrace
Man, for a country as rich as the US, I'm surprised to see how poorly you decorate your pizzas. Fill that shit up will all kinds of vegetables and meat.
Ehhh, putting too many toppings on a pizza is dumb. Any maybe it is just me but I can't even stand the thought of veggies on my pizza unless it's like, peppers. Everything else seems awful.
[QUOTE=Hawke7;41985660]Man, for a country as rich as the US, I'm surprised to see how poorly you decorate your pizzas. Fill that shit up will all kinds of vegetables and meat.[/QUOTE] Or atleast use proper fucking salami instead of the American 99% liquid version.
This was pretty great haha. But seriously, pepperoni sucks because it's literally the default pizza flavor and it kinda gets boring to eat every single time someone orders pizza.
And stop calling capsicums "Peppers", stupid shit made up by Christopher Columbus.
I lost it at the part where he gagged when he said soy butter.
[QUOTE=FPChris;41985803]And stop calling capsicums "Peppers", stupid shit made up by Christopher Columbus.[/QUOTE] what is the point in getting mad over this, almost everyone that speaks english doesn't even know they're called capsicums. just bell pepper or green/red pepper.
[QUOTE=FPChris;41985803]And stop calling capsicums "Peppers", stupid shit made up by Christopher Columbus.[/QUOTE] Capsicum is the plant that chilies or peppers fruit from, not the fruit itself. That's like calling tomatos solanum lycopersicum. Although the name "pepper" started as a misconception, it is still a widly accepted name for the fruit. If you insist on being a "pepper purist" then call them chillies, since that's the original name.
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