David Cameron put 'private part' in dead pig's mouth, shock biography claims - Polidicks

[QUOTE]The Prime Minister carried out the act as a student a Oxford University, according to a claim made in a new biography. The story was recounted to the authors by a contemporary of Mr Cameron who went on to become an MP. He reportedly said the pig's head was resting on the lap of a member of the Piers Gaveston Society – a dining club at Oxford – while Cameron carried out the act. He even claimed another member of the group has photographic evidence of the alleged act. The shocking allegation features in Call Me Dave, a biography of Mr Cameron co-written by Tory peer Lord Ashcroft and the journalist Isabel Oakeshott. Mr Ashcroft said: "Perhaps it is a case of mistaken identity. Yet it is an elaborate story for an otherwise credible figure to invent. "Furthermore, there are a number of accounts of pigs' heads at debauched parties in Cameron's day." The book also claims he was part of a "dope smoking group" called the Flam Club at university, according to the Daily Mail. James Delingpole, a friend of Mr Cameron's at Oxford, said they smoked cannabis together while listening to the rock band Supertramp. He said: "My drug of choice was weed – and I smoked weed with Dave."[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/606695/David-Cameron-dead-pig-private-part-Oxford-University-student-Prime-Minister[/url] Seriously dave, what the fuck man

Holy fuck, The Black Mirror was true

a student doing something dumb? unheard of

Oh god... Wait until the muslim community gets hold of this information. R.I.P England.

[QUOTE=LegndNikko;48727678]Holy fuck, The Black Mirror was true[/QUOTE] Speaking of which, charlie brooker tweeted this: [url]https://twitter.com/charltonbrooker/status/645720372109799424[/url]

[QUOTE=LegndNikko;48727678]Holy fuck, The Black Mirror was true[/QUOTE] This was the first thing I thought of too. [editline]20th September 2015[/editline] Lol #piggate is trending on twitter

You just can't make this shit up. Sadly, while we're all different people at different stages of our lives, it probably won't get the PM booted out of the Big Chair. He'll likely just get a slap on the wrist and some reprimanding hisses from Theresa May while she's getting back into her human skin.

Gotta love how right wing politicians try present themselves as moralists and regularly turn out to have pasts that involve drug abuse and extremely deviant sexual behavior.

I wonder if Cameron ever watched that episode of Black Mirror. "Sam?" "Yes, Dave?" "[i]They know[/i]"

you can fuck the poor, the old and the workers but if you fuck one pig...

[QUOTE=Dr_Zoosh;48727693]Speaking of which, charlie brooker tweeted this: [url]https://twitter.com/charltonbrooker/status/645720372109799424[/url][/QUOTE] Lifelike sexbots are coming and so am I.

[QUOTE=Dr.C;48727814]Lifelike sexbots are coming and so am I.[/QUOTE] Not for a while, too creepy. But make them look like Legion and you'll probably get a lot more buyers, and not just for the mass effect of appeal.

Smoking weed and listening to Supertramp. Now that's what I like to see in a leader.

"I don’t believe in decriminalising drugs that are illegal today. I’m a parent with three children; I don’t want to send out a message that somehow taking these drugs is OK or safe." david cameron, well known toker and coke sniffer

[QUOTE=ironman17;48727858]Not for a while, too creepy. But make them look like Legion and you'll probably get a lot more buyers, and not just for the mass effect of appeal.[/QUOTE] That hole in the middle of Legion's chest would become an interesting aspect.

[QUOTE=TornadoAP;48727908]That hole in the middle of Legion's chest would become an interesting aspect.[/QUOTE] [I]...[no data available][/I]

this t shirt makes a whole lot more sense now [img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5168294/ShareX/2015/09/2015-09-20_21-58-40.png[/img]

[QUOTE=benzi2k7;48727871]"I don’t believe in decriminalising drugs that are illegal today. I’m a parent with three children; I don’t want to send out a message that somehow taking these drugs is OK or safe." david cameron, well known toker and coke sniffer[/QUOTE] tbh this makes me far more upset than the dead pigfucking does

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Well..... he is apart of the conservative party.

[QUOTE=LoganIsAwesome;48728517]Well..... he is apart of the conservative party.[/QUOTE] gotta conserve those traditions

[QUOTE=Antlerp;48728569]gotta conserve those traditions[/QUOTE] traditionally it's just children

Sounds like it was some drunk college thing.

[QUOTE=BigSmokeDawg;48727679]a student doing something dumb? unheard of[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=HoodedSniper;48728610]Sounds like it was some drunk college thing.[/QUOTE] I don't really think being a college student or drunk excuses necrophiliac bestiality

I'm okay with this. Bill Clinton also did the same thing awhile back and he's a pretty cool guy.

[QUOTE=Banhfunbags;48728641]I'm okay with this. Bill Clinton also did the same thing awhile back and he's a pretty cool guy.[/QUOTE]you're okay with people sticking their dicks in dead pigs mouths while high on coke?

[QUOTE=benzi2k7;48728656]you're okay with people sticking their dicks in dead pigs mouths while high on coke?[/QUOTE] Well I mean she wasn't dead when Bill Clinton did it. Also it's arguable that Clinton was fucked up on something during his entire presidency.

[QUOTE=Banhfunbags;48728659]Well I mean she wasn't dead when Bill Clinton did it. Also it's arguable that Clinton was fucked up on something during his entire presidency.[/QUOTE]Smooth smooth jazz?

[QUOTE=benzi2k7;48728665]Smooth smooth jazz?[/QUOTE] No, Monica Lewinsky.

By the PM who brought you "Internet filters" and "antisocial behavior bans", an expectations-shattering erotica of love and hypocrisy