Life Lessons Learned from COPS - General

[quote]Always make sure you're wearing your own pants, because sure enough when you wear someone else's they're going to have dope in them. — Michael Reese I learned that you have to be able to out-run the camera guy (cause they are always faster than the cops). Camera guy always tells them where you went. — Marcus George Aurelius My neighbor always said it taught him to never walk around in his underwear, ‘cause everyone on "Cops" gets arrested in their underwear...— Jim Francis Whatever you do, don't wear a "wife beater" T-shirt! Straight shot to jail!! — Bob Hoffman Actually I think I learned not to run when a cop is just driving by. Walk casual or it’s suspicious and your a** is going to jail! — Autumn Rae "Cops" taught me that: 1. Roll calls really happen 2. After an arrest, it is important to give a play by play to your colleagues 3. All pursuits begin with a U-turn — Teddy Schnei Der Never run with your pants down around your a**, you will fall. — Dennis David[/quote] [url]http://www.policeone.com/media-relations/articles/6622776-7-life-lessons-learned-from-the-show-Cops/[/url] [img]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bqn3c0eCcAM34Qm.jpg[/img]

Everybody that gets pulled over on COPS seems to have meth

The only thing ive learned is that people who cant play it cool get caught. I once saw an episode where this guy got pulled over for a broken tail light. And he decided to just get out of his car and book it cause he had some weed in his shoe. Dumbass could of gotten off with just a ticket, but he he just had to be nervous. So many people get caught over retarded reasons.

Make sure that you don't have any CRACK COCAINE in your vehicle.

Having your main theme made by a jamaican band that's always mistaken for another singer sure helps you catch criminals.

Never let a cop search your car, they always find your meth

Crank up your radio and listen to Inner Circle - Bad Boys when you're beginning a pursuit.

Act cool, and all you have to say is "Sorry officer, I didn't know I couldn't do that." Wait that was Dave Chapelle..

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj0mtxXEGE8&feature=kp[/media] all you need to know

Do all your drugs and alcohol in the comfort of your own home. Associating your car with drugs and alcohol is just asking for trouble when ever the cops pull you over.

[QUOTE=cqbcat;45181269]Do all your drugs and alcohol in the comfort of your own home. Associating your car with drugs and alcohol is just asking for trouble when ever the cops pull you over.[/QUOTE] Yeah what's even more stupid is thoses who get arrested while carrying & driving a stolen car, two laws broken then and there.... 10 years in san quentin.

[QUOTE=cqbcat;45181269]Do all your drugs and alcohol in the comfort of your own home. Associating your car with drugs and alcohol is just asking for trouble when ever the cops pull you over.[/QUOTE] What if you're driving home after going to your dealer?

don't be a backflipping arch legged dwarf oh my god, that was an amazing moment

[QUOTE=ImpSnob;45182182]don't be a backflipping arch legged dwarf oh my god, that was an amazing moment[/QUOTE] I learned that Cuffs cannot be broken.

[QUOTE=BrownTown;45176701]Never let a cop search your car, they always find your meth[/QUOTE] Even if you don't have any?

If you're not a cop, don't appear on the show COPS, you're only going to get arrested.

Is COPS still on?? Or it just old re-runs they show on tv? I'm not american.

[QUOTE=kiloy;45189571]Even if you don't have any?[/QUOTE] [I]Especially[/I] if you don't have any.

[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;45194088][I]Especially[/I] if you don't have any.[/QUOTE] Then they'll just plant drugs.

[QUOTE=Gar92;45193304]Is COPS still on?? Or it just old re-runs they show on tv? I'm not american.[/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure they have new(er) episodes, not sure if it's over or not though.

[QUOTE=G3rman;45213577]I'm pretty sure they have new(er) episodes, not sure if it's over or not though.[/QUOTE] they were filming a new season starting in April my city San Jose, should be on tv in october or so

[QUOTE=G3rman;45213577]I'm pretty sure they have new(er) episodes, not sure if it's over or not though.[/QUOTE] They just finished a season

[QUOTE=roxter;45174059]Make sure that you don't have any CRACK COCAINE in your vehicle.[/QUOTE] Or travel with Snoop Dogg.

[video=youtube;du70tJpwDwc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=du70tJpwDwc[/video] Blast this stuff loud when a cop pulls you over.

don't be black don't be white be asian they never suspect an asian

Another good lesson is always eat your crack pipe and heroin needles when you get pulled over. They always find those.. [editline]1st July 2014[/editline] The spoons and scales too if you're hungry enough.