Horse Shit Feature In Metal Gear Solid 5 The Phantom Pain - General

[video=youtube;OUE0ODP2MeY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUE0ODP2MeY[/video] [sp]you can use horse shit to stop cars[/sp]

A new breed of stealth.

I cant shake the feeling that this is a commentary on Konami right now.

I love how you command the horse to poop. Even if he doesn't have to, he forces some out, just because Big Boss said to do it.

[QUOTE=MightyLOLZOR;48463426]I love how you command the horse to poop. Even if he doesn't have to, he forces some out, just because Big Boss said to do it.[/QUOTE] Maybe he just squeezes it with his legs very tight.

I wonder what happens if you move the horse while its shitting

the real question is who has horse poop animator on their resume

[QUOTE=Mr.Brown;48463676]I wonder what happens if you move the horse while its shitting[/QUOTE] The game crashes.

that poop model looks like shit like im not even sorry about that pun but it really looks bad

[QUOTE=Limed00d;48463941]that poop model looks like shit like im not even sorry about that pun but it really looks bad[/QUOTE] not even buying this until we get a texture mod tbh

We PC gamers demand high quality 4K resolution poop

[QUOTE=ZeroTimesCookie;48464091]We PC gamers demand high quality 4K resolution poop[/QUOTE] Someones going to make a "realistic horse genitalia" mod like they did for skyrim.

[QUOTE=Limed00d;48463941]that poop model looks like shit like im not even sorry about that pun but it really looks bad[/QUOTE] there's really no way to make horse shit that looks decent and still be able to recognize what it is it's basically a perfect representation of horse shit just magnified a lot so that you can actually discern where and what it is

if a game is "next gen" it should have high quality horse poop honestly [editline]15th August 2015[/editline] and poop physics

can it stop metal gear

[QUOTE=Gwoodman;48464224]can it stop metal gear[/QUOTE] it's a weapon to surpass metal gear

[QUOTE=MightyLOLZOR;48463426]I love how you command the horse to poop. Even if he doesn't have to, he forces some out, just because Big Boss said to do it.[/QUOTE] You can only command D-Horse to poop if you have a high enough buddy rating with them, so in essence you're good enough comrades to have him shit on command. Amazing.

[QUOTE=Doritos-pope;48464112]Someones going to make a "realistic horse genitalia" mod like they did for skyrim.[/QUOTE] Luckily, no one has been able to edit meshes of models in ground zeroes, only textures. So you might have to wait a while for that.

[QUOTE=Hogie bear;48464462]Luckily, no one has been able to edit meshes of models in ground zeroes, only textures. So you might have to wait a while for that.[/QUOTE] Technically model injections can be done with Ground Zeroes, someone's managed to essentially add a bandanna to Big Boss and not just as a texture, among a few other factors. But, no one ever released any of the model injection tools formally, I think the big modders are either keeping their works to themselves or waiting for The Phantom Pain.

[QUOTE=Doritos-pope;48464112]Someones going to make a "realistic horse genitalia" mod like they did for skyrim.[/QUOTE] Well yeah, how else are you supposed to be immersed then??

[QUOTE=Hogie bear;48464462]Luckily, no one has been able to edit meshes of models in ground zeroes, only textures. So you might have to wait a while for that.[/QUOTE] People have been able to somewhat edit models by pushing vertices. But they need to figure out the model format in its entirety to import models.

Yeah that is some horse shit.

I want to play this so badly but I don't have access to any of the prequels so I feel like I'd just get lost

[QUOTE=Bynine;48471055]I want to play this so badly but I don't have access to any of the prequels so I feel like I'd just get lost[/QUOTE] I'm not sure about 5, but if its anything like the past games (with the exception of 3 as its a "prequel"), you will need to have played the previous games to really get anything out of the story. And since its Metal Gear Solid, the story is half the fun. That being said, you can find the first 4 games for pretty much nothing (I spent a grand total of $20 for all 4 at a local used game shop) if you have access to a PS2 and PS3. The first game was redone on the Gamecube as "The Twin Snakes". And the 2nd and 3rd were ported to the original Xbox. And apparently there's a HD collection edition for the PS3 that's like $25 that has ALL of them. Those are some of your options.

[QUOTE=xamllew;48471036]Yeah that is some [B]diamond-horse[/B] shit.[/QUOTE] fixed

[QUOTE=Demache;48471136]I'm not sure about 5, but if its anything like the past games (with the exception of 3 as its a "prequel"), you will need to have played the previous games to really get anything out of the story. And since its Metal Gear Solid, the story is half the fun. That being said, you can find the first 4 games for pretty much nothing (I spent a grand total of $20 for all 4 at a local used game shop) if you have access to a PS2 and PS3. The first game was redone on the Gamecube as "The Twin Snakes". And the 2nd and 3rd were ported to the original Xbox. And apparently there's a HD collection edition for the PS3 that's like $25 that has ALL of them. Those are some of your options.[/QUOTE] I was a Nintendo boy growing up so I don't have any of the Sony consoles. Guess I'll just find some good LPs of them, I hear ChipCheezum has a great MGS3 series

Seriously. Just buy a PS3 and Legacy Collection and play them all [I][U]in order of release[/U][/I] (Gotta be clear about that because some people think chronologically is the way to go and they're objectively wrong for various reasons)

[QUOTE=Gwoodman;48464224]can it stop metal gear[/QUOTE] Metal Gear Rex Metal Gear Ray Arsenal Gear (Mount Snakemore edition) ...or D-Horse poop? which is the best? (fyi, Arsenal Gear can be slightly blocked by an emo cyborg ninja, so maybe I should throw that into the mix aswell) [editline]17th August 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=Hogie bear;48464462]Luckily, no one has been able to edit meshes of models in ground zeroes, only textures. So you might have to wait a while for that.[/QUOTE] I give it a month, 2 at max for a Tommy Wiseau Skyrim horse replacement reskin/remodel/rewhatever of D-Horse

I mentioned it and it exists [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGcL7TyGHpA[/media] Same guy also did various other cool things like [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apYsyTi2pFw]this[/url]. In theory model alterations and more in-depth replacements rather than just swaps are possible but no one's spread them around or released the full tools.