I'm addicted to edging and smoking cigarettes at the same time. - General

So it all started back when I was browsing porn and I came across this video of some chick rubbing her clitorious and smoking at the same time. So I figured "I should try that". So there I am, masturbating, and smoking a cig, at the same time. I was just about ready to almost come, but I didn't, having previously mastered the skill of edging I decided to give it a shot while still smoking. It got intense from there, this was the moment I learned how awesome it feels to smoke and edge my cock at the same time. It's actually better than meth. Think about it, tobacco is a drug, and orgasms are pretty much a drug, so combine two of these drugs together and you got yourself a hybrid drug. So now I'm probably addicted to something more worse than meth, I can risk getting a heart attack or some shit. I'm currently trying to fight the urge to go and buy a pack and give in to the greatest feeling in the whole world. Menthols are the best by the way. But eh maybe I shouldn't think about it, have you guys ever done this? or have any addictions? how are you coping with it? I need help.

What if I don't want my house to stink ? Should I masturbate in the garden ?

I've seen a woman smoke a cigarette sexually except it was with her vagina so I was unable to replicate it for my own pleasure. Seems like I dodged a bullet.

Sure you aren't just addicted to attention?

Try Molly

[QUOTE=HookerVomit;46464327]Try Molly[/QUOTE] You know, I heard doing molly and cumming makes your orgams weak when sober, my problem is though, my orgasms are weak when I try to cum without smoking, but when I do it while smoking, oh man.

wash your damn hands dude

Yeah, sex on Molly is intense but when you aren't on it, its subpar. (My friend does this- not I.)

[QUOTE=Squidman;46464322]I've seen a woman smoke a cigarette sexually except it was with her vagina so I was unable to replicate it for my own pleasure. Seems like I dodged a bullet.[/QUOTE] Try your anus

[QUOTE=FunkyHippo!;46464309]So it all started back when I was browsing porn and I came across this video of some chick rubbing her clitorious and smoking at the same time. So I figured "I should try that". So there I am, masturbating, and smoking a cig, at the same time. I was just about ready to almost come, but I didn't, having previously mastered the skill of edging I decided to give it a shot while still smoking. It got intense from there, this was the moment I learned how awesome it feels to smoke and edge my cock at the same time. It's actually better than meth. Think about it, tobacco is a drug, and orgasms are pretty much a drug, so combine two of these drugs together and you got yourself a hybrid drug. So now I'm probably addicted to something more worse than meth, I can risk getting a heart attack or some shit. I'm currently trying to fight the urge to go and buy a pack and give in to the greatest feeling in the whole world. Menthols are the best by the way. But eh maybe I shouldn't think about it, have you guys ever done this? or have any addictions? how are you coping with it? I need help.[/QUOTE] first off meth is worse. In the interest of health and saving cash, I'd recommend getting into rebuildable electronic cigarettes, all the nicotine and little to no negatives associated with smoking indoors. Or just stopping

[QUOTE=explodingape;46464388]first off meth is worse. In the interest of health and saving cash, I'd recommend getting into rebuildable electronic cigarettes, all the nicotine and little to no negatives associated with smoking indoors. Or just stopping[/QUOTE] Yeah I had a cheap 30 dollar vape for a while but it broke so I'm waiting for my paycheck friday to get a better one. I tried edging with it, its not the same.

what the fuck is wrong with this forum

Alright, Well. It was nice to have talk to you ol' chumps. I'm getting ready to deploy back to brazil. Ill talk to you guys in 3 months or something.

[QUOTE=Squidman;46464322]I've seen a woman smoke a cigarette sexually except it was with her vagina so I was unable to replicate it for my own pleasure. Seems like I dodged a bullet.[/QUOTE] Hey, I've seen a gif like that but with a prolapsed anus, sooooo anything is possible

i heard fun things about krokodil, maybe try that

Of all the places..

[I]This[/I] is a thread.

[url=http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=731151]Still trying to figure out that whole sex thing eh?[/url]

thread for the history books

[QUOTE=Morphology53;46465050][url=http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=731151]Still trying to figure out that whole sex thing eh?[/url][/QUOTE] I knew his name was familiar lmao

[QUOTE=Morphology53;46465050][url=http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=731151]Still trying to figure out that whole sex thing eh?[/url][/QUOTE] He still isn't doing it right.

Holy shit go back to lurking

[QUOTE=Raizo;46465622]Holy shit go back to lurking[/QUOTE] lurkin' n' jerkin'

[QUOTE=LeonS;46464415]what the fuck is wrong with this forum[/QUOTE] You shut down the fucked up sex threads, and the whole place starts to get [I]wet.[/I]

is this how all the ex porn thread regulars are letting their shit out now??

that's actually a genius idea, thanks op

Isn't OP's addiction essentially the same as inhaling carbondioxide just as you're about to ejaculate? I don't know since i don't actually do kinky stuff like that.

[QUOTE=EskillV2;46467099]Isn't OP's addiction essentially the same as inhaling carbondioxide just as you're about to ejaculate? I don't know since i don't actually do kinky stuff like that.[/QUOTE] Why not helium?

[QUOTE=EskillV2;46467099]Isn't OP's addiction essentially the same as inhaling carbondioxide just as you're about to ejaculate? I don't know since i don't actually do kinky stuff like that.[/QUOTE]no, he likes the nicotine rush

Next time try putting the cigarette into your dick [editline]11th November 2014[/editline] backwards