• Chuck Norris is Kenneth's Master.
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[QUOTE][URL="http://translate.google.com/translate?js=y&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&layout=1&eotf=1&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.vg.no%2Fsport%2Fartikkel.php%3Fartid%3D589179&sl=no&tl=en"][QUOTE][IMG]http://www.vg.no/uploaded/image/bilderigg/2010/02/08/1265623658876_970.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Each year, Kenneth Fjeldstad to the U.S. to train with martial arts legend Chuck Norris. - He is my life mentor, "says 35-year-old. Chuck Norris is one of the true legends in martial arts. He was world champion in karate from 1968 until he gave himself as an active - and undefeated - in 1974. But far more is known, he as an actor, both in numerous films, and perhaps most of all as the leading role in the TV series "Walker Texas Ranger. For Kenneth Fjeldstad from Krokstadelva is Chuck Norris so much more. - He is my mentor and life mentor, "he says to VG Nett. New challenge It was Byavisa Drammen who first described it mildly, sensational story in its latest issue. In 2005, Fjeld felt himself ready for new challenges after several years as a performer as a hobby. - I got in touch with his organization, The United Fighting Arts Federation, and asked if it was possible for me to work out the nature of his style - Chun Kuk Do. Then I was contacted by a few American guys who would train with me in Norway. - That I did not know was that this was the family friends of Norris, who lived in Norway and wanted to check out if I was the right caliber. There I was, apparently, for a short time later I received an invitation to come to the U.S. by Chuck Norris himself. It was of course fun! 1200 hours per year After two weeks of training with the legend himself Fjeld was told he could represent the style of the species in Norway and Europe in general, since there was not anyone else here who was with Chun Kuk Do. - The requirement was that I graduated to my black belt in the style of the species. I had to train 1,200 hours a year, to report weekly and send video reports about my progress. Besides, I had to travel to the United States four times a year to train. Chuck Norris is not, however, with all the collections. - I trained with him the first week and then I meet him at the annual seminar of his in Las Vegas, "says Fjeld, and makes it clear that there is no party trips in question. - I have been there for five seminars and two times the gradient, and have hardly seen anything of the city. The second time I was there I was so tired after training that I fell asleep with his head in dinner plates, chuckles Fjeld. Provides livsråd He tells a good, but professional relationship with the 69 year old superstar. - Although we are not close friends, we have a close relationship martial arts. When I started training with him, I was in a difficult time, including illness in the family. I had to take a choice of routes, and he helped me. I see him as a life mentor, "says Fjeld. - Moreover, he has a clear vision of how to live, and this is stuff that I follow. - As a person he is very down to earth and popular. In the U.S., he has a special status, and can not go far outside the house without being surrounded. But he is not high on the bulb. He is a warm person. Kenneth Fjeldstad is also a big fan of Norris' film career. - It is not easy to pick out some favorites, but of the first films of his I saw was "The Octagon", which is a pretty old film (1980). One of my absolute favorites are Sidekicks (1992), which is no longer obtain ii Norway. [IMG]http://www.google.com/intl/en/images/logos/translate_logo.gif[/IMG][/URL][/QUOTE] Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as giraffes.
HAHAHA CHUCK NORRIS JOKES HAH oh wait it's 2010
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in evolution. Chuck Norris likes Sarah Palin.
[QUOTE=PariahKing;20115085]Chuck Norris doesn't believe in evolution. Chuck Norris likes Sarah Palin.[/QUOTE] One time Chuck Norris kicked the constitution so hard it went back in time and didn't get signed. Disclaimer: It's a political joke about how he supports Palin that also parodies the meme.
Please, no Chunk Norris jokes/facts/shit :suicide:
[QUOTE=ashxu;20115172]Please, no Chunk Norris jokes/facts/shit :suicide:[/QUOTE] coming from a person with anime as avatar:suicide:
who the fuck is kenneth and why should i care that he trains with a has-been actor
Kenneth is a norwegian guy that train some kind of Martial Art. I don't really care either, but I guess its big for Norway that a norwegian guy trains with Chuck Norris.
can even chuck norris fight for his life? old helio gracie choked his ass out
Chuck Norris once Chuck Norris. He became Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't like Chuck Norris jokes.
Chuck Norris once kicked the internet so hard in the ovaries it couldn't produce anything else but Chuck Norris jokes.
lmao chuck norris guys ill be here all week (chuck norris isn't funny, its fucking stupid.)
[QUOTE=RichyZ;20116542]people who bitch about chuck norris jokes are just as low as people who make them[/QUOTE] whoa man you're so edgy
[QUOTE=Smart Patrol;20116621]whoa man you're so edgy[/QUOTE] and cool.
[QUOTE=Smart Patrol;20116215] [b]chuck norris isn't funny, its fucking stupid.[/b][/QUOTE] And Smart Patrol was never seen again.
I lost my respect for chuck norris after he bought justin bieber cds
[QUOTE=Ziron;20115304]who the fuck is kenneth and why should i care that he trains with a has-been actor[/QUOTE] He may be a has-been actor but he is a legit martial artist, which by the way got him his acting job. Second of all he also founded the World Combat League. But i do agree, this isn't really news at all.
Chuck Norris looks silly.
[QUOTE=lolwutdude;20115535]can even chuck norris fight for his life? old helio gracie choked his ass out[/QUOTE] Back in the early 90's I met him at the Vietnam Memorial and he was traveling with two bodyguards. My buddy asked one of them why he was traveling with them if he was a black-belt. The bodyguard said he wasn't there to protect him from us, he there to protect us from him. So yeah, I'd say he knows a trick or two.
[QUOTE=The Ripper;20128394]Back in the early 90's I met him at the Vietnam Memorial and he was traveling with two bodyguards. My buddy asked one of them why he was traveling with them if he was a black-belt. The bodyguard said he wasn't there to protect him from us, he there to protect us from him. So yeah, I'd say he knows a trick or two.[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.socalmartialarts.com/images/helio-gracie.jpg[/img] this man choked him out
[QUOTE=Subby;20115238]coming from a person with anime as avatar:suicide:[/QUOTE] coming from person with cartoon as avatar:suicide:
[QUOTE=lolwutdude;20130859][IMG]http://www.socalmartialarts.com/images/helio-gracie.jpg[/IMG] this man choked him out[/QUOTE] This man is also the highest possible rank in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu(10), and a level 6 black belt in Judo, he knows more than Chuck would probably ever know.
[QUOTE=Dysplasia;20133590]This man is also the highest possible rank in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu(10), and a level 6 black belt in Judo, he knows more than Chuck would probably ever know.[/QUOTE] that guy is 70, if Royce, Rickson, or whoever did it, I might not laugh at it. But a 70 year old man choked out Chuck Norris while he was mounted.
[QUOTE=lolwutdude;20130859][img]http://www.socalmartialarts.com/images/helio-gracie.jpg[/img] this man choked him out[/QUOTE] Yeah, No shit. He was one of the highest ranking masters of discipline until he died. He had a Black Belt 6th Dan and a 10th Degree Red Belt in Gracie Jiu-Jitsu, that he invented. [quote=Chuck Norris Fact Book] This entry is for all the mixed martial arts enthusiasts out there who are fans of the UFC, WCL, or other combat sports, as I am. In 1982, I was in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, on a scuba-diving trip. While I was there, I visited various martial arts schools in Rio and worked out with the students and instructors. All I heard about in these schools was Gracie Jiu-Jitsu and how no one would dare mess with its students. That piqued my interest, and I was determined to track down their school, which eventually I was able to do. When I walked in to meet Helio Gracie, the founder of Gracie Jiu-Jitsu, several of his sons were working out, and they invited me to work out with them. I first worked out with Royce Gracie. Then I worked out with Rickson Gracie, who at the time was the best jiu jitsu fighter in the world. Finally I worked out with the master himself, Mr. Helio Gracie. He was in his early seventies and still tough as nails. As Mr. Gracie and I grappled, I was able to mount him. Mr. Gracie then told me to punch him in the face. Startled, I said, "I can't do that, Mr. Gracie." He insisted. So I drew my hand back timidly, like I was going to strike. That's the last thing I remember. When I woke up a few moments later, Mr. Gracie apologized profusely for choking me so hard. I said it was fine, even though I could hardly swallow for a couple of days! I trained with the whole family until I had to leave to start filming Lone Wolf McQuade. Mr. Gracie asked me to stay and train with the family and said he would make me an incredible jiu jitsu practitioner. I was tempted to stay, but I was just starting to get my movie career going, so I had to decline. However, I did continue training in Los Angeles with the Machado brothers, who are cousins of the Gracies. Helio Gracie recently passed away at the age of ninety-five. The world has lost the best of the best [/quote]
The cross necklace on his chest is glowing oh fuck
i heard chuck norris tears cure cancer. too bad he never cries
[QUOTE=mark6789;20144517]i heard chuck norris tears cure cancer. too bad he never cries[/QUOTE] You don't need to cry to care for cancer patients.
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