So today I was jamming in the car listening to some classic rock when my mom called me to pick up my sister.
My sister being the 10 year old female JB fan she is decided it'd be a good idea to take my iPod out so I couldn't listen to my jams.
She hid it behind my own seat which I couldn't get while I was driving.
She popped in her own iPod and cranked up Justin Bieber.
I protested for many miles, but at around the last 5 miles, I listened deeply into the lyrics of the song... and it kind of touched me in a place I've never been touched before. I drove home and dropped my sister off.
Now I can't stop listening to Justin Bieber!
[B]HELP FACEPUNCH![/B]
Your doomed..
Kill yourself
Step 1, put on panties
2, put on a skirt
3, go out to a gay bar
4, ???
5, Sorry man, you're fucked
okay
Deal with it.
If you didn't like it, you wouldn't listen to it.
[QUOTE=UnarmedSniper;26477044]it kind of touched me in a place I've never been touched before. [/QUOTE]
Your vagina?
Thread worthy.
Thought you where talking about Jailbait from that title.
[quote=unarmedsniper;26477044]touched me in a place i've never been touched before.
[b]help facepunch![/b][/quote]
help is on the way.
[QUOTE=nerdygamer;26477089]Thought you where talking about Jailbait from that title.[/QUOTE]
same thing
You have become a woman. You must now leave the internet forever, as there are no women on the internet.
Castrate yourself, you don't deserve what makes you a man anymore.
hooked on jailbait
Cut your losses, kill yourself.
I misread the title somehow as your sister giving you a bj
Oh no a differing opinion must kill self
Eric Douglace would be proud
who the fuck cares, it's music
I thought you were talking about jbmod for am minute
He's really not that bad. Have you seen him solve a Rubik's Cube? Fucking champ I swear.
Oh yay! Thanks OP! We love Justin Bieber threads!
Justin Bieber is loved very much by facepunch and we care about him! Please everyone, post some more
[b]BIEBER[/b]
I was thinking "Jailbait" when I read the title of this thread and was curious how your addiction related to your sister.
justin's a cool dude
wrote some catchy tunes
Oh boy another one of those threads.
It's not an 'addiction', don't even call it that. It's a little girl falling in love with the current generic talentless teen star.
[QUOTE=MrOwn1;26477284]justin's a cool dude
wrote some catchy tunes[/QUOTE]
> Justin Doesn't write the songs all by himself, and usually has 3-4 people help write the song, in fact, Justin Didn't write the song "One Time" at all
[QUOTE=Pasalaqcua;26477342]> Justin Doesn't write the songs all by himself, and usually has 3-4 people help write the song, in fact, Justin Didn't write the song "One Time" at all[/QUOTE]
ok, he [I]sang[/I] some catchy tunes
[QUOTE=nerdygamer;26477089]Thought you where talking about Jailbait from that title.[/QUOTE]
thatsthejoke.jpg
This is why you train your rage-whilst-driving-safetly technique.
Step 1: Use your ass and a free arm and waving them around crazy-like.
Step 2: Use your palm to "firmly" push buttons on the CD player.
Step 3: Keep focusing on driving then twitch your eye a little and hit "stop"
Step 4: Change it to a radio station while deeply breathing.
Step 5: Don't speak to said passenger for rest of trip.
???
Done!
[QUOTE=nerdygamer;26477089]Thought you where talking about Jailbait from that title.[/QUOTE]
I thought he was talking about JBMod
mention your newfound interest to blond Bieber fans
get laid
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