there's somebody fucking driving it? isn't that dangerous as hell?
They've been playing too much BeamNG
[QUOTE=Big Bang;48623095]there's somebody fucking driving it? isn't that dangerous as hell?[/QUOTE]
Not in a Volvo!
[QUOTE=Big Bang;48623095]there's somebody fucking driving it? isn't that dangerous as hell?[/QUOTE]
He's driving a Volvo. Nothing can even scratch the driver
It's like a video game car. All damage to it is just cosmetic.
It's basically a solid chunk of metal.
Volvo is the Nokia of automobiles.
my brother drives a 96 volvo station wagon
im honestly surprised the wheels didnt just bend right the fuck off after all the shit it did
[QUOTE=Big Bang;48623095]there's somebody fucking driving it? isn't that dangerous as hell?[/QUOTE]
In Denmark we say two things about Volvos:
1. The volvo is a crossbreed of a tank and a submarine, it's literally a rolling bunker.
2. Take any car out there that isn't a Volvo, crash it into a tree and its gonna wrap you and your car around the tree. Crash a Volvo into a tree and your car is going to be dented, you are gonna be fine, but the tree is certainly not going to be fine.
These are obviously hyperboles, but Volvo is some fucking sorcery when you think of how safe these fuckers are.
My dad drives a Volvo V70, I don't feel more safe than in a Volvo with my dad in the drivers seat.
Volvos are ugly as sin, especially the newer cars, but damn are they safe. Fuck all these cancerous crossovers and shitty cars, if you want to protect your devil spawn and your cheating wife, just go get a volvo.
Surely it should crumple to minimize impact force?
[QUOTE=Trumple;48623699]Surely it should crumple to minimize impact force?[/QUOTE]
Crumple zone of a Volvo is the other car.
I love my Volvo V70. Compared to most cars, and for average-sized city driving, it sips gas. The car has 97k miles on it (2005, got it for cheap from a dude in Texas), and it runs like an absolute dream.
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Volvos are great
[QUOTE=Tmaxx;48623669]Volvos are ugly as sin, especially the newer cars, but damn are they safe. Fuck all these cancerous crossovers and shitty cars, if you want to protect your devil spawn and your cheating wife, just go get a volvo.[/QUOTE]
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It grows on you after a while
Newer Volvos are kinda ugly, IMO. 1st Gen S60's and S80's is where it's at.
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[QUOTE=AlexConnor;48623850]Crumple zone of a Volvo is the other car.[/QUOTE]
And what if the other car just happens to be another Volvo?
[QUOTE=Highwind017;48623886]And what if the other car just happens to be another Volvo?[/QUOTE]
Both cars drive away with only a few scratches.
so what happens if you crash a tesla and a volvo together?
A couple of those crashes were kinda dumb to do, he could've crushed himself a couple of times there.
This guys got the balls of a Volvo
That is fucking awesome crash-testing, someone should devote a youtube channel to this type of thing.
[QUOTE=mr apple;48624026]A couple of those crashes were kinda dumb to do, he could've crushed himself a couple of times there.
This guys got the balls of a Volvo[/QUOTE]
Dumb crashes in a volvo is just a pit stop.
[QUOTE=Big Bang;48623095]there's somebody fucking driving it? isn't that dangerous as hell?[/QUOTE]
It's only dangerous if you give a fuck
[QUOTE=Highwind017;48623886]And what if the other car just happens to be another Volvo?[/QUOTE]
I guess it would be like an unstoppable force meeting an inmmovable object.
[QUOTE=Big Bang;48623095]there's somebody fucking driving it? isn't that dangerous as hell?[/QUOTE]
You've been listening to UK health & safety too much.
SCANDINAVIAN STEEL
Crumple zones are often a safety feature because they take much of the impact.
[QUOTE=sgman91;48625267]Crumple zones are often a safety feature because they take much of the impact.[/QUOTE]
You've gotta be tough. Take that impact yourself, you coward! I bet you wear a seatbelt because you don't want to become Superman.
[QUOTE=sgman91;48625267]Crumple zones are often a safety feature because they take much of the impact.[/QUOTE]
IIRC the Volvo 740 was one of the earlier cars with crumple zones.
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