• How you can live to 100
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[URL=http://filesmelt.com/][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/live-500x879.png[/IMG][/URL] Brb, making tea.
I do a lot of those :)
I do all of this except flossing and drinking THAT MUCH tea. I might have a cup or two, but not five. And having late-life babies is inapplicable for me.
I definitely need to floss and sleep more..
[QUOTE=demoguy08;20465150]I definitely need to floss and sleep more..[/QUOTE] I could probably go with more sleep, too, but oh well.
That list is my life in a nutshell, perfect.
Be outgoing? Well fuck, I'm an antisocial introvert who doesn't talk to anyone. :saddowns: :Dawkins102:
I love wine. I love to laugh. Peanuts are my occasional snack (Cashews fuck yeah). I drink Earl Grey tea though.
Earl Grey, awwrite. Hi-5.
:buddy: Looks like I might have a good chance to live to 100.
Not sure I want to live to 100... :(
According to that chart, only 1 in 3,300 people will reach 100 in the United States. The odds aren't good :ohdear:
[QUOTE=Doug52392;20465166]Be outgoing? Well fuck, I'm an antisocial introvert who doesn't talk to anyone. :saddowns: :Dawkins102:[/QUOTE] Then why would you need to live to 100?
I think i'm more afraid of getting really old than dying.
[QUOTE=Doug52392;20465166]Be outgoing? Well fuck, I'm an antisocial introvert who doesn't talk to anyone. :saddowns: :Dawkins102:[/QUOTE] Same here. Guess I'm gonna die when I'm 50.
[QUOTE=StormHammer;20465214]According to that chart, only 1 in 3,300 people will reach 100 in the United States. The odds aren't good :ohdear:[/QUOTE] It is possible though, that is the point do the math:eng101: how many people in the United States / 3,300 2000 Census = 281,421,906 281,421,906 / 3,300 = 85279 That's a clusterfuck of 3 digits!
I would but that is way to much work for my taste.
hehehe eat nuts
I basically do all of that except the Pregnancy and Green Tea parts. :dance:
I really don't care for living past 100 or 70 for that matter Being old seems frightening
[QUOTE=GunsNRoses;20465269]I think i'm more afraid of getting really old than dying.[/QUOTE] Amen. I've spent enough time doing work in a nursing home to know I'd rather not be a hollow husk of a human being unable to do even the simplest tasks for themselves or even speak because my mind is so addled I'm afraid of my wheelchair. In a way, I almost think it would be better to die of some terminal disease with a somewhat slow progression. You can see it coming, live life as functionally as you can, and when it gets too much, bye world.
5+ cups jesus.
Imma get pregnant when I become 40! Wait... :frown:
Some of these seem very easy for Facepunchers. Others seem impossible.
I do all of those. I'm also incredibly attractive.
[QUOTE=FlameCow;20465748]Your avatar creeps me out.[/QUOTE] I wanna party w/u.
that baby thing is horrible, if you have a baby that late there's a big chance it could have genetic problems.
[b]Eat nuts[/b] :v:
Why would you want to be that old anyway...
[QUOTE=Ama-zake;20465379]I really don't care for living past 100 or 70 for that matter Being old seems frightening[/QUOTE] Think of it this way: You are born at the start of the Human race (the official start where we stop evolving that much up to now and beyond) and can never die. Your body features stop changing after the average person reaches 25 years old. You never die. Basically, you live forever. You can live underwater, you don't even need to breathe. You can have a bullet go through your brain, although that is painful, you're still alive. Now, you're eventually going to go insane. But if you live forever, won't you get bored of being insane? Funny thing is, this is probably true: Live forever, be insane for 1000 years, get bored of being mentally insane, learn and become God (or just "I know everything") So, what would you? Be a jackass to people knowing life can't do shit to you, or just die and suffer whatever is waiting?
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