• How My Girlfriend's Brother Almost Killed me.
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Okay okay okay, before this goes any further I'm sure this is going to get a whole lot of dumb votes, but I feel if I share my experience one or more of you will at least get a laugh out of this. So my girlfriend has this brother, for the sake of his privacy and shit I'll just call him "B", Well after meeting him and what not turns out B is a super cool dude, B likes to smoke his weed out of homemade devices and what have you, so we get to smoking out of my girlfriends pipe while hanging out. B all the sudden decides to make a gravity bong, and being pretty high at this point, I don't notice that he uses a socket. Why is this a problem you ask? I'm allergic to the metal the socket is made out of. So not wanting to be a bitch in front of my girlfriends brother I rip the shit out of this thing. I started throwing up everywhere and my tongue started to swell, but once again not wanting to be a bitch I waved off B and told him I'd be fine. I only recall bits of the night from that point on but at some point my girlfriend tells me it's 4 am and I have to drive home, and by some stroke of luck I make it home with myself and my WRX intact. So I see B at easter, and he runs to me and hugs me which is awkward you know cause we are both dudes. "I'M SO FUCKING SORRY MAN, I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE NOT DEAD DUDE." So now we are pretty close despite my stupidity. Tldr; It only took my girlfriends brother almost killing me to get him to like me.
Must suck being allergic to metal, whatever type it is.
I'm allergic to whatever the metal shit is, normally it just gives me a rash, but smoking out of it can kill me. This is why I only use glass and paper. Edit: To clarify I'm allergic to most stainless steel.
[QUOTE=S33T;44629492] I'm allergic to the metal the socket is made out of. So not wanting to be a bitch in front of my girlfriends brother I rip the shit out of this thing. I started throwing up everywhere and my tongue started to swell, but once again not wanting to be a bitch I waved off B and told him I'd be fine. [/QUOTE] you are an idiot
Never claimed to be particularly smart.
I had no idea you could be allergic to metals...
Actually, this is how you almost killed yourself
You really thought he'd think you were a "bitch" for not smoking out of something you're allergic to? You're really dumb. You need to have some self-respect, man. Your girlfriend's brother didn't almost kill you, [I]you[/I] did.
Do you have to use plastic silverware?
My mom is actually allergic to most metals too. If she puts earrings made of metal in she can get really bad swelling. Same with other jewelry like necklaces the metal rubs off and her neck and upper chest get really red and swollen. She can eat with silverware, not sure if that's because we have a special kind of silverware or her mouth just isn't affected by whatever she's allergic too.
[QUOTE=Buck244;44637182]My mom is actually allergic to most metals too. If she puts earrings made of metal in she can get really bad swelling. Same with other jewelry like necklaces the metal rubs off and her neck and upper chest get really red and swollen. She can eat with silverware, not sure if that's because we have a special kind of silverware or her mouth just isn't affected by whatever she's allergic too.[/QUOTE] calling it " vampire's
Do I have to use plastic silverware? Nope, never really had problems with that, its only for extended periods of exposure that a reaction occurs or if I smoke out of something metal. As for everybody calling me stupid, point and case is we have all made bad choices, and done stupid things, I've learned my lesson, and have decided to share my story for a laugh, never really claimed to be a Harvard graduate or anything.
[QUOTE=Madtoker;44636024]I had no idea you could be allergic to metals...[/QUOTE] You can be allergic to literally anything.
You should tell him to upgrade his smoking game to glass, so in the future you guys can all get high without allergic reactions.
Update, B now has a very nice glass piece that we use when we hang out.
Dude you could be like, its cool, ey to make up for it. Gimmi a good blunt?
Man, you sound like a jackass.
[QUOTE=Furioso;44636337]You really thought he'd think you were a "bitch" for not smoking out of something you're allergic to? You're really dumb. You need to have some self-respect, man. Your girlfriend's brother didn't almost kill you, [I]you[/I] did.[/QUOTE] He says in the OP that he din't notice they were smoking out of a socket.
[QUOTE=G-Wash;44688816]He says in the OP that he din't notice they were smoking out of a socket.[/QUOTE] yeah but that kinda feels like a lie when you get to [quote] So not wanting to be a bitch in front of my girlfriends brother I rip the shit out of this thing. I started throwing up everywhere and my tongue started to swell, but once again not wanting to be a bitch I waved off B and told him I'd be fine. [/quote] maybe he noticed it mid rip, but implying that he would be a bitch for not hitting it kinda implies that he wasn't gonna hit it/hit it that hard; i don't know how you're gonna bring a lighter to a bowl without noticing that the socket is the bowl and then even after hitting it he could instead of waving people off indicate that he was having a severe allergic reaction and then finishing it off with [quote]Tldr; It only took my girlfriends brother almost killing me to get him to like me.[/quote] when the only person who [I]almost[/I] killed him was [I]himself.[/I] Just sounds like re-allocating blame to save face.
Well, actually no I didn't notice because apparently the guy above me has never hit a gravity. A gravity bong is lit and then your finger is released off a hole in the bottle to fill the bottle with smoke, the cap is then removed and you are passed the bottle which you hit like a conventional bong. That being said I didn't see the socket and I wasn't going to rip the shit out of it because I didn't want to get retarded but I hit it anyways, and personally I didn't want to scare them needlessly unless I NEEDED to go to the hospital.
[QUOTE=S33T;44706352]Well, actually no I didn't notice because apparently the guy above me has never hit a gravity. A gravity bong is lit and then your finger is released off a hole in the bottle to fill the bottle with smoke, the cap is then removed and you are passed the bottle which you hit like a conventional bong. That being said I didn't see the socket and I wasn't going to rip the shit out of it because I didn't want to get retarded but I hit it anyways, and personally I didn't want to scare them needlessly unless I NEEDED to go to the hospital.[/QUOTE] Actually that's a waterfall bong. A gravity bong is where you have 2 chambers, one for smoke and one for water. The one with water being bigger, and the chamber for smoke being submerged in the water. Then you light the bowl on top of the smoke chamber, lift up, and the pressure creates a suction that pulls the smoke into the smoke chamber. Then you inhale.
Welp... Shit, still my statement remains, I didn't see it or I wouldn't have hit it.
Well that was dumb of you.
[QUOTE=RaptorJGW;44636323]Actually, this is how you almost killed yourself[/QUOTE] True that, although I can imagine forgetting my allergies when high as shit.
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