• Man Brings Waifu to Own Wedding, Bride Retaliates
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[quote][img]http://sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/a8ddfttcyaadnnd.jpg[/img] Japanese men hold their virtual girlfriends in high regard. Even among those who eventually find a real girlfriend and get married, there are some men who struggle to abandon their digital partner. Especially after the release of Love Plus, an addictive open-ended dating simulator for the Nintendo DS that went on to sell over 250,000 copies in Japan, stories of men who were busted by their girlfriends or wives while playing—as well as stories of men whose wives played with them—became a common sight on the internet. While everyone has their own level of tolerance for 2D infidelity, you’d have to be one hell of a woman to allow you husband to bring his virtual girlfriend to your most important day as a couple: your wedding. Such a woman does exist, much to the surprise of other wedding guests, who uploaded photos of the groom’s virtual girlfriend, Nene Anegasaki of Love Plus, while she was “seated” at her specially reserved spot at a table during the reception— alongside Manaka Takane and Rinko Kobayakawa of the same game, nonetheless! [img]http://sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/a8dbqd4ciaaz8vo.jpg[/img][img]http://sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/a8dbfptccaafzrt.jpg[/img][img]http://sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/a8da_qhcqaehwt0.jpg[/img] It’s safe to say the bride knew what she was getting into: her husband works as staff for Comic Market, Japan’s largest comic book convention. But surely she must have been caught off guard when, while planning their wedding, her husband-to-be told her he wanted to save three seats for fictional attendees, one of whom he has a romantic relationship with. So why’d she allow it? Is she really that magnanimous of a woman, or was there something else at work? Undoubtedly the latter, as the poor groom would find out during the reception, which was held Novemeber 24. [img]http://sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/a8dfkuscaaagiko.jpg[/img] In a surprise event that seems to mock the traditional cake-cutting ceremony, the groom’s Love Plus game cartridge was removed from his 3DS console and placed neatly above a…let’s call it a “sacrificial altar.” [b]A large wooden mallet (the same kind used for making mochi) was then brought out and it was announced that the bride and groom would, hand in hand, physically destroy the game cartridge and all vestiges of the groom’s time together with Nene Anegasaki along with it. According to an eyewitness, the groom was on the verge of tears as he brought the hammer down, and is planning on calling Love Plus developer Konami to see if “jealous wife” is covered in the warranty.[/b][/quote] [url=http://en.rocketnews24.com/2012/11/25/japanese-man-brings-virtual-girlfriend-to-own-wedding-bride-retaliates-with-a-surprise-at-the-reception/]Source[/url] What a disrespectful woman. Disgusting.
what a heartless bitch
Oh god that must have been so awkward.
A guy actually married with his waifu once.
Oh god, that poor man. No one should be forced to go through such trauma.
Jokes aside, this is fucking ridiculous of her. Leave the man his hobbies ffs.
[QUOTE=BuffaloBill;38598504]Jokes aside, this is fucking ridiculous of her. Leave the man his hobbies ffs.[/QUOTE] Errrm. While not everyone has to mind this, I can easily imagine that many would. He just has to pick a bit more normal hobby. Like collecting dragon dildos.
[QUOTE=BuffaloBill;38598504]Jokes aside, this is fucking ridiculous of her. Leave the man his hobbies ffs.[/QUOTE] It's one thing to have a hobby... It's another to [i]reserve seats for your virtual girlfriend [B]AT YOUR WEDDING.[/B][/I]
Give her the noose for this horrible crime against humanity.
[QUOTE=CaioLugia;38598481]A guy actually married with his waifu once.[/QUOTE] There's probably a lot more that are smart enough not to talk about it on the internet.
I'd beat the crap out of him if I was the one marrying him, he was lucky he escaped that easily
[QUOTE=CaioLugia;38598481]A guy actually married with his waifu once.[/QUOTE] yeah [img]http://i.imgur.com/3gqA7.jpg[/img]
Don't you fucking DARE make fun of Justishiram! They are the world's most perfect power couple!!
Japan is a hell of a place. [editline]26th November 2012[/editline] The biggest loser in North America cannot compete with your average japanese nerd.
[QUOTE=-Get_A_Life-;38598721]Japan is a hell of a place. [editline]26th November 2012[/editline] The biggest loser in North America cannot compete with your average japanese nerd.[/QUOTE] Kind of an odd competition. I can guarantee the Japanese guy would still be pretty cool, just has some stranger hobbies than what you'd normally expect, whilst the American dude would be some fat, pimple-ridden, smelly hambeast that collects toenails and is a pedophile. [editline]26th November 2012[/editline] they'd probably both have dragon dildos though.
[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;38598737]Kind of an odd competition. I can guarantee the Japanese guy would still be pretty cool, just has some stranger hobbies than what you'd normally expect, whilst the American dude would be some fat, pimple-ridden, smelly hambeast that collects toenails and is a pedophile. [editline]26th November 2012[/editline] they'd probably both have dragon dildos though.[/QUOTE]you don't know much about jap nerds we're talking under 5 feet tall, hasn't bathed in months, lives in a mountain of trash alone with nothing but copious amounts of porn to keep him company, is a lolicon, siscon, or something of that nature, and is far too skinny to be healthy
[QUOTE=rampageturke 2;38598627]yeah [img]http://i.imgur.com/3gqA7.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] My heart cries at how pathetic some people in our species are.
[QUOTE=ButtsexV3;38598807]you don't know much about jap nerds we're talking under 5 feet tall, hasn't bathed in months, lives in a mountain of trash alone with nothing but copious amounts of porn to keep him company, is a lolicon, siscon, or something of that nature, and is far too skinny to be healthy[/QUOTE] So if I get it right Japanese nerd = disgusting dude living alone in his basement with stashes of porn and dragon dildo, incredibly skinny American nerd = disgusting dude living alone in his basement with stashes of porn and dragon dildo, incredibly fat Hey we might get along just fine after all.
[QUOTE=ButtsexV3;38598807]you don't know much about jap nerds we're talking under 5 feet tall, hasn't bathed in months, lives in a mountain of trash alone with nothing but copious amounts of porn to keep him company, is a lolicon, siscon, or something of that nature, and is far too skinny to be healthy[/QUOTE] The same isn't true with Americans? I would even go far as to say the worst of Americans would probably go to far... Stranger levels, considering the kind of culture we have, harboring whatever our child does rather than punish it. Japanese culture is the way it is because of the whole repression the society had in the past, and now their 'norm' is against the 'norm'. they used to be the most conservative society on the planet if you looked at their history, but repression always leads to a breaking point. [editline]26th November 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=-Get_A_Life-;38598882]So if I get it right Japanese nerd = disgusting dude living alone in his basement with stashes of porn and dragon dildo, incredibly skinny American nerd = disgusting dude living alone in his basement with stashes of porn and dragon dildo, incredibly fat Hey we might get along just fine after all.[/QUOTE] That's basically it. Japanese never eat, Americans can never stop eating.
How can you fuck up [b]like that?[/b]
What the [B]fuck.[/B] You don't mess with someone's waifu man :(
Im with the wife. She did the right move. He can love her or fuck off.
Well, he went overboard by reserving a seat for a virtual character, she might have been overboard in having them destroy the thing, but still, he did destroy it anyways, so in a way he's shown he really loves her, considering his.. Unusual love for a hobby.
crazy japanese people! [editline]26th November 2012[/editline] i want to marry that pokemon !
Don't hate on my waifu you bakas!
So ronery, even when married.
[QUOTE=CaioLugia;38598481]A guy actually married with his waifu once.[/QUOTE] how else would it have been his waifu then silly!
That.... That's fucking MURDER!
Jokes aside, I think the bride had the proper solution. Seriously, what is so special about waifu's?
[QUOTE=OrionChronicles;38600361]Jokes aside, I think the bride had the proper solution. Seriously, [B]what is so special about waifu's?[/B][/QUOTE] They can't say no ;)
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