Post stores of odd/sickening nature relating to your pets and/or pets of people you know. Here is one of my most recent.
I have a dog and two cats. My dog is pretty fat, and is quite greedy when it comes to food. My two cats are slow eaters, but they like their kibble just as much. Their nature of eating slowly causes portions of food to be left in their food bowls after they're "done" eating. When my dog found this out, she began consuming it rapidly when the cats were done. The dog doesn't push them out of the way or anything, she just "politely" waits until they're done and proceeds to stuff her face. She's like addicted to the stuff, because whenever we catch her eating it she looks really guilty and walks away slowly with her head down and her tail between her legs. We don't even say anything, she just sadly stumbles off. Anyway, this morning we fed all the animals at the same time. My dog ate all her food in record time. The cats, I guess, didn't know that we had put food in their dishes yet. So a while later my dog is sleeping contentedly on her bed and the cats are pacing about, meowing frantically at us. My female cat rubs herself all over us when she's hungry, and this morning she practically wore down our legs to bone. So we go in to see why they're so hungry and we are greeted with a steaming pile of red barf. It literally looked like liquified brick sitting in a small pool of clearish juice; incidentally, the color of the cat food matches exactly. We suspect that the dog ate all the cat food after she finished with her own food. Her small dog stomach couldn't handle it and she blew chunks everywhere. on the walls too
"Oh, my God," said my mom. "Who did this"
all I had to say was ":aaa:"
"There's no way this came out of one of the cats."
":aaa:"
We had to get somewhere right then so we just jumped over it.
The vomit is on pebble flooring :saddowns:
So, your cat threw up? That's the story? I'm so confused.
Oh, the dog threw up.
I shot a small dog once. does that count?
A dog was humping my arm and legs. And he wouldn't stop.
the dog did it
I don't understand your story completely. So the dog threw up?
[QUOTE=fenwick;24947663]So, your cat threw up? That's the story? I'm so confused.
Oh, the dog threw up.[/QUOTE]
fixed
Schrödinger's cats drinks poison
but doesn't!
I accidentally stepped on a baby bird when I was little, the results weren't pretty.
Our dog shit on our carpet, but he was so cute, we couldn't stay mad.
While my parents were on vacation, this is what went through my cat's stupid head:
"Shit, is that pizza, fuck yes! I so want some diarrhea because eating birds will just give me disease!"
"Fuuuuuuuuck Imma havin diarrhea"
"Shit shit shit better spread it across the floor as fast as possible"
"Oh god no not enough on the floor quick DUMP IT IN THAT KID'S LUNCHBOX!"
"Awww that's relieving"
Then I come to the grotesque smell of this shit, and my other cat who is beyond awesome is like telling me to clean this shit up so I'm all like "Fucker." I then proceeded to kick that bitch out of the house for two days.
About 6 months later and now she's missing for two days so far: [u][i][b]YESSS![/b][/i][/u]
[QUOTE=HellSoldier;24947783]While my parents were on vacation, this is what went through my cat's stupid head:
"Shit, is that pizza, fuck yes! I so want some diarrhea because eating birds will just give me disease!"
"Fuuuuuuuuck Imma havin diarrhea"
"Shit shit shit better spread it across the floor as fast as possible"
"Oh god no not enough on the floor quick DUMP IT IN THAT KID'S LUNCHBOX!"
"Awww that's relieving"
Then I come to the grotesque smell of this shit, and my other cat who is beyond awesome is like telling me to clean this shit up so I'm all like "Fucker." I then proceeded to kick that bitch out of the house for two days.
About 6 months later and now she's missing for two days so far: [u][i][b]YESSS![/b][/i][/u][/QUOTE]
She thought your carpet color choice was drab. wanted to spice it up a bit
My dog jumped on my keyboard and it directed to FAST THREADS.
A slug was in my house yesterday and I stepped on it.
My cats bring animals in all the time... Rats... Frogs... moths...
I hate it, but I'd rather have them go outside and bringing stuff in instead of staying inside and shitting in the dryer.
My cats killed a squirrel and played with the dead body all day.
[QUOTE=QuadCoreGman;24947844]She thought your carpet color choice was drab. wanted to spice it up a bit[/QUOTE]
Good thing it was on the basement tile floor.
I had this dog named Threads once, he was really goddamn fast.
We used to call him "Fast Threads"...
I found a cat [B][I]FUCKING MUTILATED BY MY DOORSTEP.[/I][/B]
I was fucking terrified.
My three boxer dogs love half-eating small animals and leaving their carcasses to decompose in the yard for me to clean up. One time, i didn't even notice a chipmunk corpse until it started to smell...
[QUOTE=elitestrider;24947888]My dog jumped on my keyboard and it directed to FAST THREADS.[/QUOTE]
Would've put it there but in my opinion fast threads is more for really short answers. Elaborations make the stores in this thread funny.
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Also, I dunno if anyone would consider this grotesque (I don't), but when I hunt dove I pull the breast off then and there. Put your thumb under the breastplate and push in, then pull up and out towards the head. Pulls right off :downs:
There was a raccoon last night that came to eat my cat food on the porch, it was like twice the size of the cat, and it had 3 baby raccoons with it, wanted to kill the little shits.
[QUOTE=shatteredwindow;24953776]There was a raccoon last night that came to eat my cat food on the porch, it was like twice the size of the cat, and it had 3 baby raccoons with it, wanted to kill the little shits.[/QUOTE]
sacrifice them to satan
My dad woke up one morning to where my dog had diarrhea all over the kitchen and it was crusty on top and soft in the middle
I came home and my puppy had taken a shit and there were smears from where she had eaten it.
I've been crapped on by a horses, peed on by goats, dealt with dogs that rolled in something dead and got sprayed by skunks..Handled rotting animal corpses..
On Thanksgiving night, we gave the turkey guts to the dog. We didn't think it was a bad idea at the time...we were getting rid of them anyway, and the dog wanted some of the food. Later that night at about one in the morning I was upstairs in my room and smelled something awful. There's a cat little box outside my room in the hallway leading downstairs, but my cat was in my room with me all night, so I started to wonder...
I went down the steps and the smell just got stronger. I had no idea what would be waiting for me at the bottom. I look into the dining room and see that the dog left this huge puddle of diarrhea in the middle of the carpet. Not only that, but he had dropped his new toy we had gotten him right in the middle of the puddle as if to hide it. It's not like he shat ON it, either...he picked it up and SET it in the puddle. Grossest, yet most hilarious thing I'd ever seen.
He was in the room when I came down and he looked at me with the most pitiful face ever. He knew he had done something wrong. He looked at me as if I was going to beat him (he was abused before we got him) and walked away with his tail between his legs.
Cleaning it up was awful...almost made me throw up.
A squirrel fell 150 feet from our tree, hit my head and died. Does this count?
Oh, and I was 10
I've had coral digest me a few times.
My friend's parrot flew up a ventilation shaft.
No it didn't come out.
[QUOTE=TehDoctorz;24954579]My friend's parrot flew up a ventilation shaft.
No it didn't come out.[/QUOTE]
Can't imagine that would smell to good.
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