• Rebecca Black and the forthcoming apocalypse.
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[IMG]http://www.philzimmermann.com/images/TinFoilHatArea.jpg[/IMG] [i]First of all, if you have not seen Rebecca Black's video:[/i] [url]http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/rebecca-black-friday[/url] I do not think a song with a text like this is so stupid as it looks. There is definitely an underlying motive, what it is, we can only speculate. [B]ARK MUSIC FACTORY[/B] Those that produced Rebecca Black's video, and many other similar teenage girls music [MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfAZhd4Ofas[/MEDIA] Notice how fucking stupid this shit is? * ARK = Noah's Ark My theory is that the two masterminds behind the Ark Music Factory building / have built a metaphorical ark like Noah who is meant to save the creatures from the earth's destruction. As you can see in the introductory video, the women are young and probably just became sexually mature. The high amount of women in relation to men makes it easy for men to impregnate many women at the same time and thus ensure that people survive the Day of Judgement as a race, where and how, are there no theories as of yet. [u]Rebecca Black, Friday[/u] * 21/12-2012 (the date the Mayan calendar ends) Appears to be on a Friday. * 11/3-2011 (days when Japan was hit by a massive tsunami and earthquakes with devastating consequences) appeared on a Friday. (Tsunami as in the biblical story of Noah?) * [i]"... And Sunday Comes afterwards .."[/i] RB never mentions that it comes one day after Sunday. Sunday is Sabbath, according to the Bible. Rebecca Black's surname is black, a wikipedia article will tell you about the color black (and any four year old at any time if you were to ask them) [i]Black may convey strength, authority, elegance, formality, death, evil, and mystery. [16] It is considered to be a very formal, elegant, and prestigious color. [16] Black is the color of mourning.[/i] * If you do not see the video, but just listen to the track so you do not know which "seat" she sings about, it might as well be a place in the ark or a place in heaven? She sings about how all the other stress while she just quietly goes to the bus stop. Suddenly, she sees her rescue, her friends in the car. It's Judgement Day, all are stressed and do not know what to do, as she just quietly goes to the ark, filled with her friends from ARK Music Factory. [b]Questions.[/b] Why does Rebecca think that it is FUN FUN FUN? - Because she'll survive? Why is only the girl on the right her friend? - It is a political gesture? - It is because that the friend who is left "to the left" will be "left alone"? What does gotta get down on friday mean? It's the end of the world, it's going under (down) What do you think? Does Rebecca Black predict our forthcoming apocalypse, or is she just a silly girl who does not have a clue what she was doing? Think about it for a while. :tinfoil: [sp]The black man is their leader[/sp] [QUOTE=Sokrates;28786095]Also, on the Jay Leno show, Black said that she is going to donate all the money she received from the single, to Japan and her own school. Is she trying to rub on the disaster she predicted? One more thing, notice the moon behind her friend on the right side? "[i]I see heaven on my right side, hell is on my left, ahead is the journey of life, behind me is the angel of death[/i]" -shabazz the disciple The moon is usually associated with the goddess Isis and contrast with sun on the left side Also, isn't Jesus always on Gods right side in portraits?[/QUOTE]
You have GOT to be shitting me.
Oh someone else is trying to gain popularity off of Rebecca Black?
She was promoted by Tyler Durden to make us appreciate real music again.
No.
Get back in the basement and to your microwave meals and lack of sunshine.
[QUOTE=Sokrates;28785479]Black may convey strength, authority, elegance, formality, death, evil, and mystery. [16] It is considered to be a very formal, elegant, and prestigious color. [16] Black is the color of mourning.[/QUOTE] I tried referencing your 16th source, but I could not find your works cited page to ensure you're not just pulling this out of your ass... Oh, wait.
:v: Seriously?
[QUOTE=AlexT;28785556]I tried referencing your 16th source, but I could not find your works cited page to ensure you're not just pulling this out of your ass... Oh, wait.[/QUOTE] Translated from Swedish wikipedia :downs:
Go and crawl back into your hole op
[QUOTE=BackOnCrack;28785636]Go and crawl back into your hole op[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhjxhbNv5n1qg9tev.png[/IMG]
OP wins.
Your name sells it.
Mind = blown.
Shit man, shit.
:suicide:
That's deep, man.
Also, on the Jay Leno show, Black said that she is going to donate all the money she received from the single, to Japan and her own school. Is she trying to rub on the disaster she predicted?
[QUOTE=Sokrates;28786095]Also, on the Jay Leno show, Black said that she is going to donate all the money she received from the single, to Japan and her own school. Is she trying to rub on the disaster she predicted?[/QUOTE] You. Join Fox News. Become the richest Facepuncher every.
amazing.
Wow, my mind has been blown. It makes way too much sense. Hitler also took a shit on a friday, does this mean.... :ohdear:
That video is annoying as fuck. "We repeat everything, everything, everything, everything...."
Thanks for showing us the truth.. But really, what should we do? TOMORROW IS FRIDAY!!!
I swear this is like the 5th thing I've seen that takes a waaaay too deep analysis on this song
One more thing, notice the moon behind her friend on the right side? "[i]I see heaven on my right side, hell is on my left, ahead is the journey of life, behind me is the angel of death[/i]" -shabazz the disciple The moon is usually associated with the goddess Isis and contrast with sun on the left side Also, isn't Jesus always on Gods right side in portraits? A friend hinted me with this.
Good read.
Say what now? :tinfoil:
[QUOTE=Lance99;28786320]Thanks for showing us the truth.. But really, what should we do? TOMORROW IS FRIDAY!!![/QUOTE] you will die
Rebecca Black is obviously a prophet
this is almost as stunning a conspiracy as daylight savings
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