• My Friend 'Pretends' to be gay and like me.
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This is extremely weird, But let me give you the background information. The guys name is John and he is one bizarre man. He lives on a farm, has no idea what technology is, and he might have ADD. About 6 months ago we went to a job fair for a new mall that was opening near where we live. We go to the job fair apply at a bunch of places, things went really well, we even got a call back from one of the places (I didnt get the job and i have been out of work for 6 months now) then go to some restaurant. Now the events at this restaurant are what caused this. When you think of fondue, I think of the stuff with hot oil, what we got was the fucking cheese and bread shit. After we eat the bread and cheese we joke about how people thought we were on a date and this is where it starts. A few months later, It started out small with us joking around other friends that it was a date, ha-ha. Then over the past few months, since June, its grown into something really really weird. Recently he has started to lean on me and whisper fucked up stuff in my ear (sometimes). Now it’s not every minute it’s like once or twice an hour that he does this. I usually shrug everything that he does off and just ignore him. However I don't think this is working the way I hoped it would. And what made me think this might be more of a problem than I thought? Yesterday at 11:43PM he sent me a message through MSN saying "Good Night" A random message cause I haven't talked to him for 2 days. [B] What do you think? And how would you handle the situation?[/B]
Tell him to join the army.
I don't know, but It happens to me all the time.
If it bothers you that much you can either: [b]A) Confront him about it like an adult[/b] or [b]B) Tell him to fuck off[/b]
Tell him you're straight.
I think you should give being gay a shot and let him stick it in your pooper.
Go get him tiger.
Your over reacting. Alot
Just ask him if he really is gay. I have a best friend that I think is gay, and I'm fine with it if he really is.
Next time you go out with him bring lots of girls and make out with them vigorously in front of him.
[QUOTE=toastedspyro;17912868]Next time you go out with him bring lots of girls and make out with them vigorously in front of him.[/QUOTE] Somehow I find that incredibly hard to happen. Facepunch and all.
Have sex with him. If he's not gay, it's all good, he'll fuck off. If you're not gay, it's just weird. And if you're gay, then you have a boyfriend now. Best you're going to get.
Tell him to fuck off if you are not gay.
[QUOTE=Keegs;17912639]Your over reacting. Alot[/QUOTE] Not one word in this post is spelled or used correctly.
Cool friend.
You just wish he was gay :smug:
I think it's partly your fault for leading him on and not stopping it the moment you felt uncomfortable.
Simple talk to him about woman like say your watching tv and there a hot chick, comment on her and see his reaction if its a gay reaction then say "hey man your not really gay are you?" and tada you will get your answer.
I read the title as "My friend 'pretends' to be gay like me"
[highlight]FABULOUS [/highlight] [img_thumb]s[/img_thumb] [editline]07:21AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Wilsonwiz;17913711]I read the title as "My friend 'pretends' to be gay like me"[/QUOTE] me too
Ask him how he likes your outfit.
Punch him in the dick.
Move to another country and buy a house isolated from the world on top of a mountain and lock all the doors, then proceed to hide in the cornor with shifty eyes. Or just tell him you're not gay, that works too. But it's not as fun.
[QUOTE=madmanmad;17913763]Move to another country and buy a house isolated from the world on top of a mountain and lock all the doors, then proceed to hide in the cornor with shifty eyes. Or just tell him you're not gay, that works too. But it's not as fun.[/QUOTE] I think the former sounds like a resourceful and time saving way to end this farce.
[QUOTE=Rougelead;17912622]This is extremely weird, But let me give you the background information. The guys name is John and he is one bizarre man. He lives on a farm, has no idea what technology is, and he might have ADD. About 6 months ago we went to a job fair for a new mall that was opening near where we live. We go to the job fair apply at a bunch of places, things went really well, we even got a call back from one of the places (I didnt get the job and i have been out of work for 6 months now) then go to some restaurant. Now the events at this restaurant are what caused this. When you think of fondue, I think of the stuff with hot oil, what we got was the fucking cheese and bread shit. After we eat the bread and cheese we joke about how people thought we were on a date and this is where it starts. A few months later, It started out small with us joking around other friends that it was a date, ha-ha. Then over the past few months, since June, its grown into something really really weird. Recently he has started to lean on me and whisper fucked up stuff in my ear (sometimes). Now it’s not every minute it’s like once or twice an hour that he does this. I usually shrug everything that he does off and just ignore him. However I don't think this is working the way I hoped it would. And what made me think this might be more of a problem than I thought? Yesterday at 11:43PM he sent me a message through MSN saying "Good Night" A random message cause I haven't talked to him for 2 days. [B] What do you think? And how would you handle the situation?[/B][/QUOTE] TL;DR... You got a gay friend. Well... either don't be his friend, talk to him about it (Sincerely), or just ignore the fuck out of him
[QUOTE=MrCuddles;17913755]Punch him in the dick.[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=185471&dateline=1229997614[/img]
I read the title without the "and".
[QUOTE=tankkiller;17912627]Tell him to join the army.[/QUOTE] That's the navy. Also, I read it without the "and" as well.
He's probably the best you can get and he knows it.
Talk to him. Tell him you're getting creeped out at the fact he's whispering weird shit in your ear. Or punch him in the dome. Your choice.
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