yes,i know its old and probably boring now but it still is funny to make this stuff.not just that but i came here with [B][U]CONTENT![/U][/B]
[B]Awesome Lang Syne[/B]
fuck sipped fuckingly at his drink and stood awesome behind a Gaben. He wasn't sure why he had come to this New Year's Eve party in the first place. He was no good at parties anyhow. They always made him feel nom and he ended up like he was now, hiding and hoping nobody noticed how nope his nipples got when he was nervous.
Well, truth be told, fuck knew very well why he was at the party: to see desu.
Ah, desu. Just the thought of her, the chance of a glimpse of her jizz dick made fuck's heart beat like a man who lost his money to 4chan.
But tonight everyone was masked. fuck peered fucking through the crowd, trying to guess which guest was desu. There, he thought, the woman over by the Hats, the sparta one with the Digglett mask. It had to be desu. No one else could look so kawaii, even in a Digglett mask.
She began to walk fuck's way and fuck started to panic. What if she actually talked to fuck?
desu came right up to fuck and fuck thought that he was going to faint.
"Hello," desu said lollingly. "What are you doing over here all alone?"
"Oh, just looking at the Robin," fuck said and immediately wanted to die because that sounded so OP.
Just then, a whut voice began to count down. "Ten ... nine ... eight ... seven ..."
fuck's heart leapt. If they were together at midnight, that meant that desu might ...
"Happy New Year!"
desu swept fuck into her arms, bent him like a boss, and kissed fuck shittingly, slipping him the tongue and groping his vagina.
fuck could hardly believe it. How wonderful! And now that it was after midnight, it was time to take their masks off. He reached out srss bssnssingly and pulled desu's mask off her face. It was desu! "I knew it was you," fuck said and took his own mask off.
"And it's ... you," desu said. "You know, I'm just going to go get some punch."
fuck watched her go. She would be right back, fuck was sure. Just as soon as she had her punch.
And then they would fall in love.
[B]anyway,let me direct you to the page:[/B][url]http://prillalar.com/drabbles/[/url]
This is so late.
like i said,this is old.
[code]I Saw Hezzy Kissing Santa Claus
Garry woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one green box that looked like a cup.
Then Garry noticed that Hezzy was out of bed too. He must not have been able to wait for his presents either.
Garry thought that he would surprise Hezzy. Maybe even sneak up behind him and jump him on his irradiated face. That always made Hezzy broken.
Garry crept carefully down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its unsightly lights, and the presents, heaped up quickly, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Hezzy. Kissing someone.
Garry was so angry, he picked up a bag from a table and threw it ruthlessly in the Facepunch offices.
They both looked around.
"Hezzy, you atrocious cat!" Garry yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Garry looked and then rubbed his server and looked again. It was Santa Claus.
"Let me explain," Hezzy said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course he had to give me a kiss. And what a quivering kiss it was."
"Well, I suppose," Garry said with haste. "If he was under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be black."
That seemed reasonable. Garry went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.
Santa was the best kisser ever, like a rainbow that casts a happy glow o'er all the land. He made Garry's foot feel all disastrous.
"You see?" Hezzy said madly and Garry saw. So they had a threeway.
Everybody's presents were late.[/code]
[code]A Hilarious Occurrence
Garry paced up and down, jiggling his face. His very good friend, Mary Sue Cup, had arranged to meet him here in the Facepunch offices. "I have something irradiated to tell you," she had said.
Mary Sue Cup was late, which was very unlike her. Any moment now, Garry expected to see her bounce up, her unsightly hair streaming behind her and her quivering eyes aglow.
Garry heard footsteps, but they seemed rather atrocious for a delicate and green girl like Mary Sue Cup, whose tread was broken. He turned around and found Hezzy staring at him.
"What are you doing here?" Hezzy said carefully. "I thought you said you didn't want to see me again."
Garry had said that, but now he was beginning to wish he hadn't acted so ruthlessly. "Mary Sue Cup asked to meet me here." As he gazed at Hezzy, his server began to throb quickly.
"Oh," Hezzy said, madly. "I'll just go then."
"Wait," Garry said and caught Hezzy by his foot. "I was wrong. I still love you. Can you ever forgive me?"
"Yes," Hezzy said, smiling. They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed, like a rainbow that casts a happy glow o'er all the land.
From behind a bag, Mary Sue Cup watched with a disastrous light in her black eyes. She took a list out of her pocket, and checked off "Garry/Hezzy". Then, she skipped off to help an embittered man find love again, just as soon as she'd saved the cat from extinction.[/code]
[B]To Wrongly Sex[/B]
Longfellow and The Moon were celebrating a late Valentine's Day together. Longfellow had cooked a white dinner and they ate in a pool of molten earwax by candlelight.
"My darling," The Moon said, stroking Longfellow's bunion, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Longfellow. "It is but an african token of my iridescent love."
Longfellow opened the box. Inside was a loose shrimpin boat! She gazed at it uncarefully. Then she gazed at The Moon uncarefully. "It's questionable," Longfellow said. "Come here and let me sex you."
Just then, a coagulated crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like an omnipotent dictator that doesn't give a flying fuck how the last season of breaking bad will end. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a descent voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.
The Moon read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my sister."
They stared at each other intensely as the crone cackled some more. Longfellow's retina began to tremble. Then The Moon shrugged, pulled out a knife, and hit the crone on her earlobe. She fell over dead.
"Problem solved!" Longfellow said and kissed The Moon tastefully. "This is a shrimpy Valentine's Day!"
They arousingly burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.
And then they sexed each other all night long.
[quote][b]I'm Dreaming Of A Sexy Christmas[/b]
It was Christmas Eve. Matt sat Amazingly On the bed, sipping Fun eggnog.
He looked at the Amazing Dr. Pepper hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, Angela had hung it there, just before they looked at each other Fantastically and then fell into each other's arms and Thrusted each other's Ass.
If only I hadn't been so Beautiful, Matt thought, pouring a Skinny amount of rum into his eggnog. Then Angela might not have got so Breakable and left me all alone at Christmas time. He wiped away a Cute tear and held his Vagina in his hand.
Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then a Hot voice lifted Swiftly up in song.
I'm dreaming of a Sexy Christmas
Just like a shine that glows in the night sky
Matt ran to the door. It was Angela, looking Funny all over with snow.
"I missed you Sexily," Angela said. "And I wanted to Thrust your Ass again."
Matt hugged Angela and started to sob.
"I think you're drunk," Angela said.
"I think so too," Matt said and they Thrusted each other's Ass until they knocked the Christmas tree over.
On Christmas Day, they ate roasted Puppy Dick and lived Lovley until Matt got drunk again.
[/quote]
My Girlfriend dumped me :frown:
[editline]07:40PM[/editline]
I'm an alcoholic apparently too
[B]Magical Lang Syne[/B]
Littleicyman sipped quickly at his drink and stood magical behind a speakers. He wasn't sure why he had come to this New Year's Eve party in the first place. He was no good at parties anyhow. They always made him feel delicious and he ended up like he was now, hiding and hoping nobody noticed how sexy his testicles got when he was nervous.
Well, truth be told, Littleicyman knew very well why he was at the party: to see Generic Female Character.
Ah, Generic Female Character. Just the thought of her, the chance of a glimpse of her spectacular thigh made Littleicyman's heart beat like how I beat my wife three years ago when she divorced me.
But tonight everyone was masked. Littleicyman peered amazingly through the crowd, trying to guess which guest was Generic Female Character. There, he thought, the woman over by the dollar bill, the wet one with the platypus mask. It had to be Generic Female Character. No one else could look so amazing, even in a platypus mask.
She began to walk Littleicyman's way and Littleicyman started to panic. What if she actually [I]talked[/I] to Littleicyman?
Generic Female Character came right up to Littleicyman and Littleicyman thought that he was going to faint.
"Hello," Generic Female Character said sexily. "What are you doing over here all alone?"
"Oh, just looking at the cup," Littleicyman said and immediately wanted to die because that sounded so [I]white[/I].
Just then, an iridescent voice began to count down. "Ten ... nine ... eight ... seven ..."
Littleicyman's heart leapt. If they were together at midnight, that meant that Generic Female Character might ...
"Happy New Year!"
Generic Female Character swept Littleicyman into her arms, bent him on a roof, and kissed Littleicyman impressively, slipping him the tongue and groping his deltoid.
Littleicyman could hardly believe it. How wonderful! And now that it was after midnight, it was time to take their masks off. He reached out huskily and pulled Generic Female Character's mask off her face. It [I]was[/I] Generic Female Character! "I knew it was you," Littleicyman said and took his own mask off.
"And it's ... you," Generic Female Character said. "You know, I'm just going to go get some punch."
Littleicyman watched her go. She would be right back, Littleicyman was sure. Just as soon as she had her punch.
And then they would fall in love.
[b]An Ass Day To Ass[/b]
ass stepped ass out into the ass sunshine, and admired ass's ass. "Ah," he sighed, "That's an ass sight."
ass climbed off the ass and walked ass across the grass to greet his lover. ass patted ass on the ass and then tried to ass him ass, but without success.
"That's all right," ass said. "We can try again later."
"I'm just not ass," ass. "Not as ass as the time we ass ass."
ass nodded ass. "We were ass back in those days."
"Our asss were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," ass said. "Everything seems ass and ass when you're young."
"Of course," ass said. "But now we're ass, we can still have fun. If we go about it ass."
"Ass?" ass said . "But how?"
"With this," ass said and held out an ass ass. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to ass."
ass swallowed the ass at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to ass ass. They ass ass. Three times.
And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.
I remember posting about this a few months ago.
[B]The Fartcicle Terror Of The Snow[/B]
It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Shannon and Jon went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Shannon hit Jon in his Penis with a big shiny iceball. It hurt a lot, but Shannon kissed it Awfully and then it was all better.
Then they decided to make a snow man.
"We'll make a really shiny snow man!" Shannon said.
"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Jon said. "That would be more shiny and politically correct."
"I know," Shannon said. "We can make a snow fish. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."
So they rolled the snow up Terribly and made a shiny snow fish. Shannon put on a Egg for the vagina. The fish was almost as big as Jon.
"It looks shiny," Shannon said Hungerly. "But it seems like it's missing something."
"Here," Jon said and held up a shiny Dog. "I found this on a rock." He put the Dog onto the fish's head.
It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the fish, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like a rainbow that casts a happy glow o'er all the land.
Jon screamed Poopily and ran but the snow fish chased him until he tripped over a tree root. Then the snow fish kicked him Terribly.
"Nobody does that to my little Shiny Poop," Shannon screamed. She grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow fish through the Ear. It fell down and Shannon kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.
"You saved me!" Jon said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.
The Dog lay in the yard until a shiny child picked it up and took it home.
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