Facepunch, I am scared. Now, I am scared of bugs. A lot. Especially ones like crickets. And right now, there are hundreds or even thousands outside of my front door. They are all chirping, and it's driving me insane. They are all amassed outside my door. They are chirping, like a thousand high pitched vuvuzelas, or millions of whistles. And they are jumping at my door. Like they are trying to get in. It looks like a giant black puddle outside my door. And sometimes, they get quiet. Really quiet. So I go to check if they are gone, and [b] THEY'RE ON THE WINDOW.[/b] What do I do FP?
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I live in Arkansas by the way, so normally it's mosquitoes.
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There is actually a hole in my door I just realized. It's really small, so I'm gonna have to use some wet towels to block it for the moment.
They are trying to get you.
Hiding won't save you.
crickets are kind of scary cause they are so big and meaty for bugs but that also makes them cool also cockroaches should all die
axe + lighter
take pictures.
your fucked, sorry
[QUOTE=tehfrog;23864195]take pictures.[/QUOTE]
My camera is in my car outside and... well. You know.
[QUOTE=lol12;23864205]My camera is in my car outside and... well. You know.[/QUOTE]
sure
[QUOTE=lol12;23864205]My camera is in my car outside and... well. You know.[/QUOTE]
No I don't. Please explain further.
[QUOTE=Professer Trall;23864220]sure[/QUOTE]
I'm not fucking joking. I got back from a trip today, and left my camera in it.
if you have any firecrackers, you know what to do.
[QUOTE=lol12;23864239]I'm not fucking joking. I got back from a trip today, and left my camera in it.[/QUOTE]
go outside and get it
crickets are harmless
Quick! Use[B] FAST THREADS[/B] to remove them! Your shoes can be washed.
Get a flash light and walk outside. They typically say away from people. Do you have a dog?
[QUOTE=Pie108;23864264]Get a flash light and walk outside. They typically say away from people. Do you have a dog?[/QUOTE]
I've got a min-pin.
go out another door and get your camera
[QUOTE=lol12;23864205]My camera is in my car outside and... well. You know.[/QUOTE]
cellphone camera?
OP is full of shit, he would have a camera phone or something on him
pics or it didn't happen
Use power of fire. Oh wait, crickets love light and warmth, screw that plan. They'll probably kamikaze attack at you.
OP, you are just screwed.
blast them with piss
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rate me agrees
Our senior prank this year was letting thousands of crickets free in the school
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you would have fun
[QUOTE=En-Guage V2;23864317]OP is full of shit, he would have a camera phone or something on him
pics or it didn't happen[/QUOTE]
I have a cheap ass phone. As in one without a camera.
[QUOTE=lol12;23864395]I have a cheap ass phone. As in one without a camera.[/QUOTE]
i smell shenanigans.
My Lizard wouldn't mind being where you are now.
Go Ninja On them, Lil Bastards won't know what hit them!
[QUOTE=lol12;23864395]I have a cheap ass phone. As in one without a camera.[/QUOTE]
alright guys op is trolling abandon thread
[QUOTE=lol12;23864205]My camera is in my car outside and... well. You know.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=lol12;23864239]I'm not fucking joking. I got back from a trip today, and left my camera in it.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=lol12;23864395]I have a cheap ass phone. As in one without a camera.[/QUOTE]
Strike 3. You're out.
[QUOTE=lol12;23864395]I have a cheap ass phone. As in one without a camera.[/QUOTE]
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I was doing 50 down some country road today, and as i took a turn this massive fucking grass hopper came sailing in and nailed me in the neck.
Pretty sure it killed him.
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